[mexianxa]

[theshitneyspears]

Me sober: “New Rules” by Dua Lipa Me after one tequila shot: “Boys” by Charli XCX

[dundrmifflin]

[natural-selections]

[alrightevans]

jane austen: this character is going to be the purest, sweetest, prettiest, kindest character i have ever written jane austen: everybody will love her jane austen: she is her mother’s favourite jane austen: a rich, kind, handsome bachelor falls instantly in love with her jane austen: the heroine looks up to her jane austen: she has never done anything wrong in her entire life jane austen: if she has any character flaws at all its that she is TOO much of an absolute sweetheart jane austen: and i will call her….. jane austen: jane :-)

[never2fly2pray]

2018 its gonna be jane austen levels of self love ONLY

[saintemiliosandoz]

joseph: mary, how are you pregnant?

mary, who’s about to invent christianity: oh? haven’t you heard?

[perhapsarat]

the weasleys pretending their fucking ghoul in pyjamas is ron and getting away with it is the most ridiculous and amazing part of deathly hallows 

[killue]

theres no way that this picture wasnt taken in florida

[venetia-celeste]

230 years … No pride in genocide

[vintage-katie]

My forever mood is Judge Aquilina tossing aside Larry Nassar’s letter like the actual trash that it is

[laurenmichelle310]

i have a right to be unavailable, unable to reach, uninterrupted….etc. regardless of who you are or what you want from me

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

me to my boss after i decline his seventh call in a row 2 hours into a shift i didn’t show up for

[joshpeck]

[1001arabianights]

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

Palestinians are fucking hardcore and I will fight you on this.

[walterwhitemediocrity]

An extra life sentence for not standing up? Is the Israeli constitution written in crayon?

[lovlae]

this will never not b funny every time i think about this i literally like , scream 

[teuer]

[meanplastic]

[bibidebabideboo]

[phhat]

20 mins into petsmart and chill

[sluttis]

Bye