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@doritocommander
Trash the hotel. Let’s get drunk on the mini bar. Make the phone call. Feels so good getting what I want. Yeah, keep on turning it up. Chandelier swinging, we don’t give a fuck. Film star, yeah I’m deluxe. Classic, expensive, you don’t get to touch.
How Soundwave sees himself in his Mercedes form
How Megatron sees Soundwave
Ohh, how adorable.
YOU SURE DO LIKE CREATING PROBLEMS FOR YOURSELF DON'T YOU DORITO?
HOW DARE YOU JUDGE ME
doritocommander:
Oh. Our incident. Lovely.
I’ve more pressing matters at hand right now, so there is no time to meddle in affairs with Decepticons.
I have some other… choice words I’d like to express, but I’m in far too much pain to process the desire to say them. Our ordeal will be dealt with accordinglky, and I will get my debt and then some.
Just for your mistake, I’m asking for triple my rate, plus the debt you Decepticons already owe me. And I will have it.
What.
How dare you. /bristles/ You think you would have taken a hint by now! Do not lay this entire thing at my pedes either. I'm not going to lie back and roll over because you decided to make a few threats and up the price tag.
/wings rustle/ I have several choice words for you as well. Lose my comm frequency or lose your head again. .
...
Ugh…
How?
How matters little. I have not forgotten about our incident, Starscream.
Oh. Our incident. Lovely.
...
Ugh...
How?
I’m always right. /straightens and leans up to peck Megatron’s lipplates/ Now stop brooding. It’s unbecoming of you and I’m far too tired running this base to usurp you right now.
[he blinks his optics, a bit surprised at the notion. he tilted his helm and let a small grin creep onto his face plates]
Perhaps we should recharge in my quarters this evening, then.
/amused gear chirp, wings lift a little/
Better. We'll work on your energy then.
Oh hush. /strides over and reaches up to brush some dust off his shoulder/ You’d be bored senseless without me.
[his optics flicker at the other as he lets out a puff of hot air from his olfactory plating] I suppose you’re right. In a sense.
I'm always right. /straightens and leans up to peck Megatron's lipplates/ Now stop brooding. It's unbecoming of you and I'm far too tired running this base to usurp you right now.
If we must simplify this. /amused wing twitch/
… I hate you.
Oh hush. /strides over and reaches up to brush some dust off his shoulder/ You'd be bored senseless without me.
Only if you were standing near it, oh mighty Megatron.
So. The only reason you came was to get some sort of rouse from me? [he cocks an optic ridge, clenching his fists]
If we must simplify this. /amused wing twitch/
/snorts/ Please. Would I really leave a collapsed wall in one of our space bases?
… I wouldn’t put it past you. [he snorts, rolling his optics]
Only if you were standing near it, oh mighty Megatron.
/crosses arms again, smirks/ And if I didn’t?
… [he hisses and shakes his helm] Then you’re a child who needs to learn to clean his messes!
/snorts/ Please. Would I really leave a collapsed wall in one of our space bases?
You heard me. /jerks a thumb towards the door/ A wall is down and you were too thickheaded in your brooding to notice the noise!
… [he leans his helm back on his servo as he stares down the mech] I sincerely hope you cleaned it up… [he growls]
/crosses arms again, smirks/ And if I didn't?
You’ve been locked up in here brooding. /scowls at/ I took down an entire wall yesterday and you didn’t even notice!
[his optics widen and he stares at him in confusion]
You… what?
You heard me. /jerks a thumb towards the door/ A wall is down and you were too thickheaded in your brooding to notice the noise!
It certainly looks like it.
[he growls and shakes his helm, looking away]
I have merely been caught up in my own thoughts as of late. It is no crisis, I assure you. [huffs]
You've been locked up in here brooding. /scowls at/ I took down an entire wall yesterday and you didn't even notice!
Did I stutter? A midlife crisis!
I… No, I’m not having a midlife crisis!
It certainly looks like it.
/flat look, wings drop to a disinterested level/
…are you really having a midlife crisis now? Of all times?
[he blinks, sitting up a bit] … A what?
Did I stutter? A midlife crisis!
