Nautical Nonsence

Dallas, ♉️

[gazehaven]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[04k96]

[unfxded]

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[antonellogonzalez]

Instagram - @antonellogonzalez

[the-toy-boy]

[perriaeyjeve]

[immortalcrabs]

pube farming summer activate

[naturedm]

[hotwebdudes]

[disease-deactivated20210414]

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[ale-hernan-1740]

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[ale-hernan-1740]

[shyperv2]

[leo-from-the-past]

leoursini

[leo-from-the-past]

Matthew McMahon

[that-stone-butch]

personalized ads are so funny to me

'hey we've been spying on you and tracking your every move. it's a culmination of state of the art technology and an unprecedented invasion of consumer privacy. a room full of men with made up jobs bent their will toward decades of constructing this system, defending it in court, and tirelessly innovating new ways to aggregate more data about you'

and the end result is

'yeah so uh we saw that you recently bought a car. so here's an ad for that car'

like no i'm good actually. you might be aware that i already have one

[elfwreck]

[plansectionelevation]

A Roman mosaic depicting the sea god Neptune being pulled in a chariot by two hippocampi

From Sousse, Tunisia. 3rd Century CE

[zoneplex]

National Science Museum (1999)