Dort mitten im Meer

«Requiem aeternam dona eis, Domine»

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Pudie! †♡~

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«Fear. DIO never felt fear. Or if he did, he never showed it. But Diego... Diego was afraid of losing. Afraid of becoming a nobody again. Afraid that Pucci would wake up one day and see a scrawny jockey instead of his god.»

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I cry, I pray, I restart:

'Love Jesus, dinosaur †'

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JJBA fanfics

I have so many ideas for JJBA fanfics, and lots of ships I wish were more popular, so...

Could someone give me some advice on how to, I dunno...

JUST SIT DOWN AND WRITE WITHOUT GETTING DISTRACTED BY MY FUCKING PHONE?!?!?!?!

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Pretty please 💕🦖

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Modern AU Diejoni

As somewhat broke university students (Johnny had been cut off by his family, and Diego... well, Diego didn't have a dime), they decided to share an apartment to cut costs.

The catch was... Johnny never mentioned having a pet, let alone that the pet was a rat.

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Even though Diego had grown up in the countryside around barns and pens, he had never managed to shake his fear of mice; so, while he was tidying up Johnny’s room and caught a glimpse of a white mouse out of the corner of his eye...

The scream he let out was one of pure terror.

In the end, Johnny formally introduced Danny to Diego (but not without first making fun of how terrified and shaky the Brit looked because of that tiny rodent)

🐁🦖🎀💕

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I'm just a little bit crazy

I know it’s still way too early to talk about this (the SBR 2nd and 3rd stages were only just announced) but...

If this scene/dialogue doesn't make the cut (a scene that is, in fact, the only content involving Magenta x Diego, and the only thing keeping me from looking like a total weirdo whenever I ship them), I...

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I AM GOING TO COMMIT A FUCKING GENCIDE AT THE OFFICES OF NETFLIX OR DAVID PRO (OR WHOMEVER IS HANDLING THIS).

Keep a close eye out 🎀💕

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johnny notices a pattern

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Hot Pants 👖🔥

I’m pretty sure I don’t fall into the "LARP" category, but...

I could swear Hot Pants was (IS) taller than Diego.

I’ve seen so much fanart (& now official art 💔) where they draw HP so short compared to Dio that... well, I’m starting to have doubts.

HP was supposedly chosen by the Vatican to pass as a man, (and she pulled it off) she fooled everyone in the race!¡!!¡!!

So what happened?? Why has everyone suddenly decided she’s so petite!??!!

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Crybaby 🍼🦖

I know this is the most out-of-character headcanon I could possibly come up with, but...

Diego is a crybaby. I don't care if he's selfish, exploitative, and "hungry, having stolen everything he owns" (Johnny's words), or if he uses people just to achieve his own goals...

DIEGO IS A CRYBABY

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I'm sure he cries every chance he gets.

Something goes wrong? He cries.

Silver Bullet gets hurt? He whimpers.

Valentine tricks him or steals the Corpse Eye? He bursts into tears.

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He's a crybaby, plain and simple.

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Princess unicorn bunny kitten angel 🎀💕🦖

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Diego's little bow

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I've always believed (and I really hope this is actually canon) that the little bow on Diego's hat was once one of the bows that adorned his clothes when he was a child

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I'm sure he kept them so he could always have a memento of his mother with him

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Coff -Coff-

Magenta x Diego:

《Is it a toxic, one-sided yaoi, or a first romance between two very silly (and proud?) fools?》

Maybe both—maybe the scales tip in both directions...

Or you (I)*¡¡¡!!! can make Diego a yandere dinosaur who sees Magenta as “the ideal male” to procreate with! Or make Magenta a jealous toxic guy who, seeing Diego as his savior and destined partner (bound by fate), wants him all to himself and only himself! OR BOTH OF THEM COULD BE—...

I’m just saying ໑໑

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Gyro's hands

(I saw this theory on Twitter, but God, it actually makes sense!)

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I've always seen people talk about how Gyro found the golden ratio in Johnny's eyes, but I've never heard anyone mention how Johnny found the golden ratio (the damn perfect ratio) in Gyro's hands...

And it wouldn't actually surprise me if Johnny felt a certain fondness or pleasure for Gyro's hands, I mean... Damn! Kira (jojolion) is descended from Johnny, the hand fetish had to come from somewhere, and Johnny is to blame! All because he found the hands of an Italian executioner perfect and beautiful.

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Teenager

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It cracks me up how sometimes Gyro's gold splints on some panels, rather than a complete accessory, look more like braces! And it's so cute! Because every time they look like that, Gyro stops looking like a 24-year-old adult and looks like a 16-year-old kid upset because his dad wouldn't let him go out with his jockey boyfriend

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Wekapipo x Gyro

Why is there so little content about Gyro x Wekapipo ships??

I mean... it makes sense, before and during Steel Ball Run their pairing makes sense, seriously!!!

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(At this point I'm so tempted to write a whole series about that ship myself)

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Poor thing... he got his period

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Experienced Johnny x Virgin Gyro

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Search 🔎 ...

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Jogy/Gyjo

I've always believed that when Gyro is really angry or frustrated with Johnny, his vocabulary dwindles to screams and whines.

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"You can't try to kill Dio every time you see him! That's the fifth time I've told you!"

= Johnny!

"You damn idiot! I swear I'm going to kill you!"

= Johnnyyyyy...!

any kind of complaint//

= Johnny...

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"But I think, I'm a fool Try to breathe underwater Driving with my darling Faster than I should Driving with my darling (Forever if we could)"

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I would have loved it so much if, during Magenta's flashbacks before he stopped thinking, there had been a panel showing him and Diego riding the horse together when Diego saved him from the frozen strait. It would be so cute! People would believe me more when I say that those two (just Magenta) have amazing chemistry!!!