So, I'm Ted

this is your somewhat daily dose.

[yoursminehourss]

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

[yoursminehourss]

if you excuse the bad editing it would look like this

[cristalplanetheart]

[epilepticsaints]

[baconmancr]

[justinesblogvideos]

[cristalplanetheart]

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[mapsontheweb]

The Pacific Ocean is huge.

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

If they make an earth flag it should be of this angle to piss off the most amount of people

[evilscientist3]

None Earth with South New Zealand

[crankynerdgirl]

The amount of time you have to spend on this website to still remember the Deep Lore like None Pizza with Left Beef, only to apply it to this post. Truly, boggling.

[delyth88]

I’m too new to understand the None Earth joke, but as a Kiwi I approve of this view of the world. ;)

[baronfulmen]

This is especially funny because there’s a whole big thing about maps leaving New Zealand off.

[toastbutteregg]

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[alicexz]

[anxietyproblem]

[conarcoin]

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

[robertcapajpg]

mutuals this winter we are all doing this

[crazy-brazilian]

[fungalfaggot]

I think the world needs less social networks

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and, more mycelium networks!!!

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"LIKE" if u agree

"REBLAG" to fuck me nasty

[glumshoe]

Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses… I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!

[buffysboobs]

right after i reblogged this post i went on instagram and

[xueyangapologist]

[loverboxd]

on love and being haunted

to be haunted - jessie lynn mcmains / haunting of hill house / @catilinas / angela deane / pope alexander - crywank / @martyrdomism / ocean vuong / philip larkin

[amygdalae]

Idk how much I've 'grown' as a 'person' over the years however I HAVE gradually turned into increasingly cartoonish parodies of myself which has been a blast actually