Professional Loser

She/They | Multifandom probably I write fanfiction and draw blob people And I suck at using Tumblr :)

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I'm seriously thinking about reviving my Tumblr page but IDK how long I'll be able to keep it up

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Here's a missing scene that I almost forgot to upload today.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Most of people said they were interested, so here you go.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This chapter is basically just me pretending I know about pro cycling when I really don't.

Also I may or may not have included a reference to the Tohru/Clover ship, because I think it's kind of cute.

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I'm thinking about releasing a compilation of missing scenes from The Tastyville Murders.

Is that something that interests you?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 29, 2024

(Even if most people say no, I'll probably still release it. Just at a later time.)

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I wrote something new

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ok i know you mentioned big pauly a grand total of 0 times in the tastyville murders but i wanna talk about his relationship with papa louie.

papa almost thought of him as a son and pauly was really there for him. when louie got murdered he really thought he would be next. pauly helped louie on his supply runs and lived just next door.

I actually did mention Big Pauly once, in chapter 2 (I must have left it off the list, oops...), but honestly, that is a cool friendship I could get behind!

Now I can see why people want Big Pauly as a chef.

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Sneak Peek for a story I'm working on!

I should be putting the first chapter out at some point next week. Is it going to be as exciting as my last story? Probably not, but this is something entirely self-indulgent. And I promise not to traumatize Tohru and Austin too badly this time.

Bonus picture of some other featured characters:

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if its revealed that big pauly murdered louie im going to KILL YOU /JOKING

Honestly, that would have been kinda funny.

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YOU MADE THE TASTYVILLE MUDERS?! i gotta start reading it

Yeah, apparently that's my whole thing now...

Glad you're interested! :)

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I know literally nobody cares, but here's a tier list of The Tastyville Murders characters based on how many times I used their names.

Ordered within tiers- what can I say? I like random data (although I don't know if it's entirely accurate).

I counted Joy/Ninjoy and Moe/The Dynamoe together to make life easier, putting Joy at the top with 228 mentions. If I didn't, Roy would be at the top with 213 mentions.

If you're wondering, Guy Mortadello would be in the 20-50 category between Rico and Rhonda, with 38 mentions.

Clearly, I need a hobby.

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The Tastyville Murders characters based on how much I traumatized them (spoilers)

Also it is technically ordered within tiers, but that's not super important.

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I tried making a Papa Louie character Tier list

Everything is in alphabetical order, spoilers for The Tastyville Murders.

Thoughts? (Sorry about the quality)

Also, I originally had another tier specifically for Guy Mortadello that said "NOPE", but he wasn't an option for this template.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Last chapter or something

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I don't know what to caption this. Have a nice day.

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Just finished writing the last chapter of The Tastyville Murders

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I kept forgetting when Thursday was. Luckily, I remembered just in time.