duties of a library laureate

indie sees au saori hasegawa rp blog. multiship/verse. panfandom and oc friendly.

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❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞

While it was true that the seasons changing often affected the diligent librarian in ways that were adverse to her health or mood and she could definitely see where advice should be heeded when it came to someone quite knowledgeable on topics of cold and freezing, there were just feelings of momentary anxiety that she couldn’t get over as a result.

“...You mean.. Snowbees.. actually exist..?”

...Quietly, Saori prayed that she wasn’t allergic.

[trcshymemes]

GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. 

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞ 

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞ 

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞ 

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞ 

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞ 

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞ 

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞ 

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞ 

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ 

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞   

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞ 

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞ 

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞ 

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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@shiirato​

The time is now 11:59 PM.

Her alarm clock spoke to her in its fancy voice alert alarm as she meandered her way through the down-town districts of Tatsumi Port for her reasons unknown, but she was... notably prepared as her uniform’s jacket remained unzipped and the leather holster of her Evoker clear as day under the shroud of her arm while the crimson band emblazoned with the SEES acronym highlighted the black top.

The Dark Hour was no stranger to Saori, and she being no stranger to it. ...Unfortunately so, anyway. Every night that she’d found herself trapped inside her own loneliness underneath the harrowingly emerald sky, it reminded her of the night that Sanada-senpai found her cowering behind a dumpster near Iori’s corner store. It wasn’t her most heroic moment by any stretch of the word, but she wasn’t too sure which quality had made her more excited to be a part of the team or less so.

However, tonight-- Tonight, Saori Hasegawa found herself patrolling the streets of the hidden hour’s island as aptly as a hermit would; Saori was alone, with no one except herself, a knife, and the darkness imbued of Medusa to keep her safe and sane in a world of eldritch hell that the shadows inhabited daily. 

-- Bang.

Bang.

The sounds of thrashing from beyond an alleyway just few meters beyond that of her school-turned-dungeon of Tartaros made her attention split from the main roads and drive her further down into a corner of paranoid investigation. Her hand reached beneath her arm, clicking the beige leather holster open as her hand gripped around the metallic handle of the gun-like mechanism before pulling it out and pressing its barrel to her chin..

Though her stance made her appear more ready to kill herself in place of another, the shakiness in the arm of which she held her knife signaled her readiness to pounce on whatever Kirijo-senpai commanded her to undertake as an opponent.

“Whoever’s out there-- put your hands up and come out...! I’m authorized to use force..!”

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@myriad-hopes

2012 was a strange year for a traveling university student to bear, and it really showed in her erratic behavior as she had found her way around Tokyo in ways that she never had the opportunity to before. Strange for a Japanese native to have never been to her capital city, ain’t it? 

Yet, things could be stranger. They always were for Saori, even when she’d found herself still attending her Junior year classes at Gekkoukan and her life with that girl-- the brown haired lion-heart that made her not afraid to go out and try harder to achieve her freedom. The one that inspired her to even try swearing.. 

The map in the former honors student’s hands seemed to be leading her nowhere fast, as unfortunate as her lack of direction seemed to be. Landmarks seemed to be growing fewer and fewer in number with every step she made forward until the glint of polished glass from the sky seemed to blind her for a second, causing her body collision into a solid hunk of..

Man? Boy?

...Silver-haired giants?

It was unsure, but... she felt that she’d seen him somewhere before, almost a year prior when she was living in that little hotel room every night in Yasoinaba. 

“..Oh my goodness, I’m so sorry..!” 

She apologized, her mind unable to register any phrase but as she spoke autonomously. It was mere formality that she seemed to never be successful in breaking, no matter how hard she tried or thought better. ...It was even present, as she believed her own mass to have possibly injured the man thrice her height. 

“...Are you okay..?”

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ahaha I hope I’m doing this right

Still in the process of setting up my blog, but would any Persona RPers be interested in a Yu Narukami blog, in an AU where Narukami is twin brothers with Kyosuke Munakata from Dangan Ronpa? If so, I’d love if you would like or reblog this so I can check you out! Thank you so much!

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@futeiippan

It seemed that the wintery Saturday afternoon had become crawling with students across Tokyo looking to get their kicks elsewhere as the various schools and education institutions in the city had decided to finally come to the end of the day and release their students, closing their doors again for the weekend to allow their student body the proper time to air their lives and reflect on the events of the week.

Though there were some students from the area that made a nuisance of themselves wherever they went, the fact remained that Saori didn’t... actually mind their travels much as they usually avoided her directions of foot traffic-- particularly the legal library where she found herself a job just months prior. Yet, the idea of their teenage freedom made her smile a little bit to herself as she was glad that they had what she did not in her own high school life: a sense of legitimate and actual freedom to go about on their own whims, unhindered by the iron gauntlet of authority in their own personal lives. ...Not a slave looking for emancipation as she was.

Yet, as a newly aged Twenty-Six year old, she found that she too had her own newfound sense of free will as she had finally been let off of her tedious, otherwise boring job for the weekend as well. She could go off to the movies if she wanted! ...Or the Arcade! Hell, she could go and take a lunch break away from the library during the day. It was such an overwhelmingly new sensation after a full nineteen years of spending it in imprisoned metaphorical shackles, but Hasegawa was looking to spend it however she desired.

...But, as she stood at the crosswalk between the busy Tokyo street, Saori realized that actually narrowing that down was going to be thrice as difficult for her than it would be for most teens this day and age. Her eyes scanned around as best she could see, hoping to get met with the sight of either a white jacket or a pinstripe set of pants or a skirt in her own mini-hunt. ...Unfortunately to no avail right away, not noticing an eventual sight of blue hair.

“...Isn’t there anyone here that knows something fun to do?”

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starter call!

(that was a lot more people than i’d ever expected, but i’m super ready to interact! so like this post for a starter!)

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still rather new to the persona tumblr community, but before i go making proper graphics, i wanna know!

would anybody be interested in interacting with a new primarily SEES au blog for saori hasegawa of persona 3? please like or reblog and i’d love to check you out!

[swagrias]

“My personal experiences aren’t worth shit here. lol (◕‿◕✿)”