Shadow On My Wall

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[silentreadinghour]

i go into every public toilet i pass just to show all the other dudes in there how impressive my unzipping skills are

[silentreadinghour]

“’gender’’ is fluid: for everyone

[angelmutual]

how

[silentreadinghour]

body is 70% water

[aca-excuseme]

Castin Endgame!! 😍❤

[peterjsonquills-deactivated2020]

Scott Lang / Ant-Man in Captain America : Civil War

Uh, look, I wanna say, I know you know a lot of super-people so… thinks for thanking of me.

Bonus :  Steve, Sam and Wanda’s reactions

[sophie-baek]

Emily VanCamp attends the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and InStyle’s annual celebration of the Toronto International Film Festival at Windsor Arms Hotel on September 10, 2016 in Toronto, Canada.

[fitzz-siimmons]

Happy 29th Birthday Jemma Simmons!  [September 11th, 1987]

[thisisbodypos]

all boobs are good boobs

all stomachs are good stomachs

all thighs are good thighs 

all bodies are good bodies

yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it

[dailytylerhoechlin]

Happy 29th Birthday, Tyler Hoechlin! (September 11, 1987)

[wentiqo-deactivated20170723]

i am the sarcastic apathetic trashbag character who actually cares way too much

[doubleinfinity-weareinfinite]

thin person: *posts picture of themselves drunkenly eating mcdonalds while smoking a cigarette*

fat person: *posts a selfie*

thin person: honestly....I'm just not okay with this....you're promoting an unhealthy lifestyle

[literalizing]

Teacher: *gives 25 minute speech about wasting time*  

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

what adults and parents think teens are texting at night: hey 😜 u up bb? 🍌😂💯 on fleek. My parents r not home lol. 🍑👀 what teens are actually texting at night: remember Numa Numa ? that was wild. why did that become a thing ? i miss it tho. i miss Numa Numa

[lunulata-deactivated20221105]

I think my favorite panic-fueled response to a petitioner was when someone came up to me in Union Square and said “Hi, would you care to sign our petition for LGBT rights?” and I just blurted out “I’m already gay” and the person, taken aback, said “Well, that’s… nice.” and I said “It really is. Goodbye.” and just walked into the closest store to escape.

[raptorific]

one time I was on my way to a final and this clipboard person was aggressively trying to stand in my way and saying “excuse me sir, can you take just one minute?” and I was like “I’m sorry I’m on my way to a final” and they said “just takes a minute to save a mountain” and I panicked because clearly the truth of why I had to go wasn’t working so I just said the first thing that came to mind which was “Sorry I hate mountains”

[lunulata-deactivated20221105]

This is maybe my favorite response to this post, holy shit.

[wardwolf]

So I’m really out of it and I’m trying to play Firefight on Halo 5. It says “Warden Eternal has returned.”. All I heard was “Ward has returned.”

[monitorkernelaccess-deactivated]

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z-formation hip rotation gotta start a new nation gotta meet my son

[beselflessbebrave]

You know Ned Stark was like kid you better look like your mom because if you grow up with white hair and purple eyes it’s going to get tough for me

[pizzanet-blog1]

whoever created chinese food is my hero

[panducky]

probably the chinese