JUILLIARD TRAINED VAL KILMER

✌️ Alex. ENFJ. Vocalist. Feminist. Queen of Sitcoms. ✌️ I'm Alex and I should be practicing. There are two things I love in this world: everybody and television. Rebecca Bunch (Aries) Sun, Frasier Crane (Capricorn) Moon, and George Michael Bluth (Aquarius) Rising. Here's your daily reminder that Valencia Perez is a lesbian. Lilith Sternin is an ICON. Way too proud inventor of Piano Gob and a stan of all things #GobEnergy. Hilson/House and Top Gun/IceMav are way too important to me now. My Brand™ is linked below. ☀♬★✾❤ϟ❤$✄♬❋

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my roommate and I made the quiz “which iconic top gun moment are you?”

it is very gay and funny and niche and i highly recommend you take it

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God bless whoever uploaded versions of CATS songs from the 1998 pro shot because it’s the only good recording of “Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer” we have at the moment (there are like three versions and irc we don’t have the one where’s it them singing a duet on record besides the AWFUL jazz version from the og London and the even worse version of the jazz one from the movie), and John Partridge is #MyTugger (though I’m sure if I could see the revival I’d love him too, esp because THEY MADE TUGGOFFELES CANON!!!)

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[dramatical-cat]

my friend sent me this tweet and im SCREAMING

[sexysnakegirl-deactivated202105]

Alright I’m big enough to admit when I’m wrong. Turns out there are still new things to be said about Hamilton.

[mogwai-movie-house]

RIP Anthony Head (1954-2026)

[mariacallous]

Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French author of graphic novel 'Persepolis', dies aged 56 - https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/marjane-satrapi-iranian-french-author-graphic-novel-persepolis-dies-aged-56-2026-06-04/

https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/marjane-satrapi-iranian-french-author-graphic-novel-persepolis-dies-aged-56-2026-06-04/

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Tommy and Mac smash Reddit stories is like Christmas Day coming early 😭

[thefakebernadettebanner]

Happy 20th anniversary to They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard specifically

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I think I’m gonna practice, have some Mexican food with gob episodes, then karaoke final countdown and some other bullshit

The only karaoke I do is Wednesdays and tomorrow I can start work from home so it’s like the best time 😭

[theterribletenno]

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

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Big month for me pop culture wise

Today: Cinco de Cuatro

Sunday: Mamma Mia Sing Along

Next Wednesday: TOP GUN DAY AND 40TH ANNIVERSARY SCREENING

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you're a liability

I'm a little much for everyone - gob bluth, probably

you’re a liability - a gob bluth playlist

LIABILITY (LORDE)  ///  They say, “You’re a little much for me. You’re a liability. You’re a little much for me.” So they pull back, make other plans. I understand, I’m a liability; get you wild, make you leave. I’m a little much for e-a-na-na-na, everyone. The truth is I am a toy that people enjoy ‘till all of the tricks don’t work anymore, and then they are bored of me…

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN (EUROPE)  ///  We’re leaving together, but still, it’s farewell. And maybe, we’ll come back to Earth, who can tell? I guess there is no one to blame We’re leaving ground (Leaving ground). Will things ever be the same again? It’s the final countdown!

ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG (BILLY JOEL)  ///  They say there’s a heaven for those who will wait; some say it’s better, but I say it ain’t. I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun…You know that only the good die young!

JOSE CUERVO (SHELLY WEST)  ///  Now wait a minute, things don’t look too familiar. Who is this cowboy who’s sleepin’ beside me? He’s awful cute, but how’d I get his shirt on? I had too much tequila last night. Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine. I like to drink you with a little salt and lime. Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights? Did I dance on the bar? Did I start a fight?

SOMEBODY TO LOVE (QUEEN) ///  Ooh, each morning I get up I die a little, can barely stand on my feet. (Take a look at yourself in the mirror and cry) Take a look in the mirror and cry, Lord, what you’re doin’ to me. I have spent all my years in believin’ you, but I just can’t get no relief, Lord! Somebody (Somebody), ooh, somebody (Somebody). Can anybody find me somebody to love?

PLAYING WITH THE BOYS (KENNY LOGGINS) /// My heart is working overtime. In this kind of game people get hurt. I’m thinking that the people is me. If you wanna find me I’ll be playing, playing with the boys! Staying, playing with the boys!

THE JOKER (STEVE MILLER BAND) ///  I’m a picker, I’m a grinner, I’m a lover, and I’m a sinner. I play my music in the sun. I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker. I get my lovin’ on the run…

DELUDED (KATE MILLER-HEIDKE)  ///   So maybe I’m deluded, so get deluded with me (la la la la, la la la la). Yeah get out of that cool head, suspend your disbelief (la la la la). It’s way more fun to to be de-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lulded… 

HURT (JOHNNY CASH) ///  What have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone I know goes away in the end. And you could have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let you down; I will make you hurt…

TUBTHUMPING (CHUMBAWAMBA)  ///  He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink. He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times. I get knocked down, but I get up again; you’re never gonna keep me down!

MY WHOLE FAMILY (BO BURNHAM)  ///  I don’t mean to yell but I fear I must, because I’m losing the people that I thought I could trust. Because even my boyfriend thinks I’m gay…

O VERTIGO! (KATE MILLER-HEIDKE) ///  Yes I am ill, yes I cannot get my balance. Yes I get carried away in a breeze, like a feather. It doesn’t matter, let it go. Give me love, give me vertigo. Yes I’m a mess, yes I am covered in bruises. Yes I get carried away, I’m sorry if it confuses. It doesn’t matter, let it go. Give me love, give me vertigo 

MOMENTS (TOVE LO)  ///  I, I’m not the prettiest you’ve ever seen, but I have my moments, I have my moments. Not the flawless one, I’ve never been, but I have my moments, I have my moments. I can get a little drunk, I get into all the don'ts but on good days, I am charming as fuck

DON’T STOP ME NOW (QUEEN)  ///  Don’t stop me now! I’m having such a good time I’m having a ball. Don’t stop me now—if you wanna have a good time, just give me a call! Don’t stop me now, ‘cause I’m having a good time. Don’t stop me now—yes I’m having a good time, I don’t want to stop at all!

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same!

the blunder playlist: two dumbasses in love

the blunder playlist: two dumbasses in love

SPRING BREAK ANTHEM (THE LONELY ISLAND)  ///  We’ll be so happy, true love forever, two kings walking hand in hand. Promise to cherish, trust, and respect him Crushin’ pussy, marry a man!

BUILD ME UP BUTTERCUP (THE FOUNDATIONS)  ///  I need you (I need you) more than anyone, darlin’; you know that I have from the start. So build me up (build me up) Buttercup, don’t break my heart…

DON’T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME) (SIMPLE MINDS)  ///  Tell me your troubles and doubts, giving me everything inside and out. Love’s strange so real in the dark, think of the tender things that we were working on

I HATE EVERYTHING BUT YOU (CRAZY EX-GIRLFRIEND CAST)  ///  I hate the phrase “Love conquers all,” and I hate that it’s true, ‘cause I want to not hate things when I’m with you. You love so many things and you have so much fun It makes me wish my hating days were done

YOURS WAS THE BODY (KATE MILLER-HEIDKE)  ///  Yours was the body that rhymed with my body and I just don’t think there will ever be anybody else. Yours was the body that fit mine completely and I fail to see how there could ever be anybody else. No I don’t think there will ever be anybody else… 

I’M GONNA BE (500 MILES) (THE PROCLAIMERS) ///  When I’m lonely, well, I know I’m gonna be, I’m gonna be the man who’s lonely without you. And when I’m dreamin’, well, I know I’m gonna dream, I’m gonna dream about the time when I’m with you…

YOUR LOVE IS MY DRUG (KESHA) ///  I don’t care what people say, the rush is worth the price I pay. I get so high when you’re with me, but crash and crave you when you leave! Hey, so I got a question: Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement? Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum? Is my love your drug? 

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS (FOREIGNER)  ///   In my life there’s been heartache and pain, I don’t know if I can face it again. Can’t stop now, I’ve traveled so far, to change this lonely life. I want to know what love is, I want you to show me…

LIKE A VIRGIN (MADONNA)  ///  I made it through the wilderness Somehow I made it through. Didn’t know how lost I was until I found you. I was beat, incomplete, I’d been had I was sad and blue, but you made me feel, yeah, you made me feel shiny and new. Like a virgin, touched for the very first time. Like a virgin when your heart beats next to mine 

YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND (QUEEN)  ///  You’re the best friend that I ever had. I’ve been with you such a long time, you’re my sunshine, and I want you to know that my feelings are true I really love you. You’re my best friend…

EVERYTIME WE TOUCH (CASCADA)  ///  I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me, I still feel your touch in my dream. Forgive me, my weakness, but I don’t know why; without you, it’s hard to survive! ‘Cause every time we touch I get this feeling, and every time we kiss I swear I could fly…

RING OF FIRE (JOHNNY CASH) ///  The taste of love is sweet when hearts like ours meet. I fell for you like a child, oh, but the fire went wild. I fell into a burning ring of fire I went down, down, down and the flames went higher. And it burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire, the ring of fire 

WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO (WHAM!)  ///  My best friend told me what you did last night. Left me sleepin’ in my bed; I was dreamin’ but I should’ve been with you instead! Wake me up before you go-go, don’t leave me hanging on like a yo-yo

BORN TO RUN (BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN)  ///  Together, Wendy, we can live with the sadness; I’ll love you with all the madness in my soul. Oh, someday, girl, I don’t know when, we’re gonna get to that place where we really wanna go and we’ll walk in the sun. But 'til then, tramps like us, baby, we were born to run!

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my favorite place is me & you

the Blunder story, seasons 2-5 and beyond, as told by Aussie Queen Kate Miller-Heidke

DREAMS / I LOVE YOU  ///  If you knew me, really knew me, you would love me like I love you…but you don’t even know my name.

RIDE THIS FEELING  ///  I’m gonna ride this feeling, I don’t know, I don’t know whether I’m flying or falling, but I’m gonna ride this feeling all the way down.

BEAUTIFUL DARLING  ///  In the morning, the imprint of your body on my sheets, comfort and pain and peace. You made me remember what it’s like to feel something; I don’t think I’ll ever forget again.

YOURS WAS THE BODY  ///  Yours was the body that rhymed with my body and I just don’t think there will ever be anybody else. Yours was the body that fit mine completely and I fail to see how there could ever be anybody else.

I’LL CHANGE YOUR MIND  ///  You call my number, you call me just because you can, ‘cause you know I’ll come, ‘cause you know I’m helpless—and maybe this will be the time I change your mind…

LOSE MY SHIT ///  You look so good tonight; it’s a little bit annoying how you look. What am I supposed to do? How can I get over you? When you look like that in that blue sweater…

THE ONE THING I KNOW ///  We could run away tonight, just you and I, oh leaving everything behind. A moving rhythm in my heart, we can see the future following the stars.

SHARE YOUR AIR  ///  I didn’t mean to upset you, I didn’t know it was a test. I was asleep before I met you, and now you’re gone and I can get no rest. 

THE LAST DAY ON EARTH  ///  In my head I replay our conversations over and over until they feel like hallucinations. You know me; I love to lose my mind. And every time anybody speaks your name, I still feel the same: I ache, I ache, I ache inside.

HELLO  ///  So don’t apologize, just bring your suitcases inside. Come on, come in, you don’t have to say anything. Hello, get out of the rain, here we go again. Hello…

SING TO ME  ///  It’s the only thing I want, it’s the only thing I think about. If you can’t sing me a love song, sing me anything, anything you want… 

O VERTIGO! ///Yes, I’m a mess; yes, I am covered in bruises. Yes, I get carried away, I’m sorry if it confuses. It doesn’t matter—let it go. Give me love, give me vertigo

SPACE THEY CANNOT TOUCH  ///  A perfect world lies next to me and I don’t need to sleep to dream. I just hope I am good enough to keep you…

BLISS  ///  This feeling, old absent friend. A piece of morning sun swallowed with a grin, shooting sparks within, shower everyone. Bliss…

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HAPPY NORMAL SEX ON CINCO DAY!

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you: May the Fourth Be with You

me, an intellectual:

[hail-dondus]

Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees

[cartoonistfreak101]

Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen

[poetry-protest-pornography]

If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.

This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.

Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.

[excessively-english-jd]

Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.

[doctorzorders]

Fun fact: most music “composed” by Hans Zimmer isn’t actually composed by the man himself. He has a bunch of underpaid, uncredited composers do the majority of the work. His name is essentially just a “brand,” and his contributions to the scores is minimal.

This is not to say “he’s barely involved so it’s fine,” but rather “Hans Zimmer isn’t nearly as prolific as he wants you to think.”

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^^^^^ yeah I don’t fuck with Hans Zimmer for this reason (and, tbh, a lot of his scores, whether his work or not, are underwhelming to me, but I recognize that as a subjective opinion)