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[doubleshadeaskz]

BLOG INFO

Nice to see you! This is a Date Everything ask blog, featuring my two FAVORITE boys, Curt and Rod!

This ask blog isn't strictly NSFW- you can post SFW asks if you want! However, THERE WILL BE NSFW ASKS FEATURED.

Any non-nsfw asks will be under #no shade detected, and nsfw asks will be under #oooh! shady! If you're uncomfortable with NSFW asks, I'd suggest blocking the latter!

This blog is run by @uriayx !! you can go check out my other stuff there if you wanna :3

RULES

RP is always wanted, but only through multiple "sagas." I have learned that I cannot do roleplay effectively without running out of energy. If you send me a long ask, that's fine, but please do not treat it like a full roleplay. I'm so tired

Please do not harass me for interpretations. Everything is subjective, and my interpretation of my boys may be different from yours!! PLEASE don't be mean about it!!

I have every right to avoid asks I feel uncomfortable about. Please don't harass me if your ask doesn't get answered; I either deleted it or I haven't gotten to it. BE PATIENT!!

THIS BLOG IS FOR FUN!!! I WILL BE HAVING FUN!!! YOU BETTER BE HAVING FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Current headcanons you need to know I follow below, that will get added to as it goes on!

Curt is a trans man

Both have ommatophobia, which is the fear of eyes

Rod has OCD

Curt has ADHD

Both are friends with Lux, Skips, and Keyes

They have a similar transformation of Trap Dorian if you talk to the shower curtains

[doubleshadeaskz]

Hii guess :3333 I'm Baaack~

Mhh... where are my kitties?? :3333 mhhhhh????? :333

📦

"THERE YOU FUCKIN' ARE." "About TIME!"

[Rod hands them the kitties in the box, all 3 asleep.]

"There. Take your stupid cats. And tell 'em to quit ruining Curt's threads. You made him yell at Mateo."

[doubleshadeaskz]

Your cuter though baby!

-🧁🎀

"-!!"

"...you caught me off guard. That ain't fair, baby."

[doubleshadeaskz]

ROD YOUR SO REAL FOR THAT SEA BUNNIES ARE ADORABLE!! -🧁🎀

"Exactly. You get it!"

[doubleshadeaskz]

Favorite animal?

"Fish. Easy to take care of, don't require a whole lot." "Sea bunnies. Look 'em up."

[doubleshadeaskz]

NOT AN ASK

mod here!! ive been getting a lot of really specific roleplay and "#quirky" asks recently and i would like to tap the sign on my blog that says that this is not a roleplay blog. if roleplay happens, it happens. but at the end of the day, this is an ask blog. You ask the boys questions . thats. the point of the ask blog. I AM NOT MAD TO CLARIFY!!!!! I AM NOT MAD!!!!! but please remember its an ask blog, not a roleplay blog. tyy

[doubleshadeaskz]

Ok, good. Here you go. *Hands them box... you know... now that it's so close to them... are they hallucinating or do they hear more than ONE kitten???*

I also may have lied and brought three- KAY BYE TAKE CAREEE-! *runs away quickly :D*

(Is this emoji taken? 📦)

"THREE?" "Oh, shit-? Wait, how the fuck do you take care of a cat-" "We need Mateo." "Desperately."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo looks over from where he’s being weighted down by a very happy frayhound (none other than Stitch of course!). He giggles.*

Did someone give you two kittens?!?

[doubleshadeaskz]

"YES!" "AND THESE BITCHES WON'T GET OFF."

[One of them is climbing Curt's threads. The other one is just screaming. The third is taking a nap, thankfully.]

[ask-mateo-manta]

Hold on, let me just…

*Mateo gently sets Stitch down, and she runs off to play with Damask. His lap now unoccupied, he gets up and makes his way over to the two.*

Okay, I’ll hold onto the first two for now. Oh, they’re adorable!

*He starts by gingerly unhooking the first kitten from Curt’s threads, then picks up the second kitten as well. The third is sleeping, so there’s no need to disturb it. He cradles the two kittens in his arms.*

They seem to be maybe… around five months old?

[doubleshadeaskz]

"Bless YOU, and bless Cupcake."

[Rod sighed out, putting one of the flaps over the box with the sleeping kitten. Curt, meanwhile, stayed still while one of the anons stitched up his threads.]

"Sorry for calling so suddenly...jeez, this is worse than Sprite."

[ask-mateo-manta]

It’s okay! You know I’ll always be happy to help, especially with these cuties!

*He snuggles the kittens in his arms.*

[doubleshadeaskz]

"At least they like YOU..." "Hey, it liked you! Kinda! If it's climbin' you, that seems like a good sign to me." "It was RUINING my SWAG." "What swag?" "NOT THE TIME, ROD."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo hums in thought.*

Baby animals need a gentler approach- they need to be nurtured, and they need enrichment too! That’s why one of them climbed up your threads, Curt.

…They need food too. I’ll have to go ask Freddy or Mitchell if the homeowner has any kitten food.

[doubleshadeaskz]

"Well, one of us smells like tuna, so that's gotta be close enough." "Gentler don't make sense, though! It gon' fall if it tries that again, that don't seem gentle to me!"

[ask-mateo-manta]

Cats shouldn’t be climbing your threads at all! You should redirect their attention to a cat-friendly climbing structure or scratching post.

*He sighs.*

I… know I haven’t been very good with keeping Sprite away from you both. Luckily she has so many other places to climb now.

…But these guys should be fine being redirected with toys!

*Mateo sits on the floor and sets the two kittens down. Grabbing a string nearby, he begins playing with the kittens.*

See?

[doubleshadeaskz]

[Both the kittens do seem happy to play; except for the one sleeping, who seemed perfectly cozy by itself.]

"...wow. That worked surprisingly well." [Curt held his threads up in defiance.] "Hmph. Well, they better be redirected away from my ass. My threads have been abused ENOUGH."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo keeps his eyes on the playing kittens as he whispers an apology. He just feels so bad- why couldn’t he be better at keeping track of the rescues?*

I’m… I’m sorry.

[doubleshadeaskz]

[Rod seems a lot more sorry than Curt was, who had turned away to go fix himself up.]

"...hey, he didn't mean that, man. Sprite's a good kitty, little guy got urges. He can't control that, and that ain't your fault. You heard?"

[ask-mateo-manta]

It is my fault, though. I didn’t watch her closely enough, and Curt got damaged because of me. I’m supposed to be keeping track of all the rescues and making sure they behave- for everyone’s sake. It’s my job.

[doubleshadeaskz]

"At the end of the day, man, they still animals. You can't ever have full control over some animals; they gon' do things you can't control."

[Rod snorted.]

"Plus, Curt's edges so frayed anyway that he might as well rip 'em up. Will look better than having them full of broken hems."

[ask-mateo-manta]

I know… but if the inanimals cause chaos around something that doesn’t appreciate it, I’m the one they yell at.

[doubleshadeaskz]

"Well, me personally, I think that's stupid. I don't think I've ever yelled at you for something Sprite did, unless it was to get you to get him because I couldn't calm the guy down myself. I wouldn't take gettin' yelled at like that. I'd be slimin' the place out."

"I'll talk to Curt about it, 'ight? That way the dumbass won't yell at you anymore for something you can't control."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo nods as one of the kittens climbs into his lap and curls up. He continues playing with the other one. He does seem to be doing slightly better after talking through things.*

Okay. Thanks, Rod.

[doubleshadeaskz]

"Of course, my man. You call me and let me know if Curt gives you any more trouble. I'll put 'em where he need to be."

[doubleshadeaskz]

I dunno bout y'all but i need that damn box to come back😔 the sleeping cat is SCRATCHING AT MY HAT! I cant walk around looking like this i look HOMELESS.

-🧁🎀

"Curt already walks around looking homeless." "HEY-! And yeah, I agree. Where is that ho?"

[doubleshadeaskz]

Mod, the roleplay with Mateo is honestly so fun😭.

thanks to you and to 📦 anon

(IM GLAD YOU GUYS ARE HAVING AS MUCH FUN AS I AM i lovee coordinating with the other asks blogs i love roleplay im so full of WHIMSY

[doubleshadeaskz]

fun fact you can give kitties milk, but it’s gotta be lactose free!

source: i am lactose intolerant too and give my cats a lil of my milk if they ask

-B

"...I didn't even know they MADE lactose free milk. Damn."

[doubleshadeaskz]

Ok, good. Here you go. *Hands them box... you know... now that it's so close to them... are they hallucinating or do they hear more than ONE kitten???*

I also may have lied and brought three- KAY BYE TAKE CAREEE-! *runs away quickly :D*

(Is this emoji taken? 📦)

"THREE?" "Oh, shit-? Wait, how the fuck do you take care of a cat-" "We need Mateo." "Desperately."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo looks over from where he’s being weighted down by a very happy frayhound (none other than Stitch of course!). He giggles.*

Did someone give you two kittens?!?

[doubleshadeaskz]

"YES!" "AND THESE BITCHES WON'T GET OFF."

[One of them is climbing Curt's threads. The other one is just screaming. The third is taking a nap, thankfully.]

[ask-mateo-manta]

Hold on, let me just…

*Mateo gently sets Stitch down, and she runs off to play with Damask. His lap now unoccupied, he gets up and makes his way over to the two.*

Okay, I’ll hold onto the first two for now. Oh, they’re adorable!

*He starts by gingerly unhooking the first kitten from Curt’s threads, then picks up the second kitten as well. The third is sleeping, so there’s no need to disturb it. He cradles the two kittens in his arms.*

They seem to be maybe… around five months old?

[doubleshadeaskz]

"Bless YOU, and bless Cupcake."

[Rod sighed out, putting one of the flaps over the box with the sleeping kitten. Curt, meanwhile, stayed still while one of the anons stitched up his threads.]

"Sorry for calling so suddenly...jeez, this is worse than Sprite."

[ask-mateo-manta]

It’s okay! You know I’ll always be happy to help, especially with these cuties!

*He snuggles the kittens in his arms.*

[doubleshadeaskz]

"At least they like YOU..." "Hey, it liked you! Kinda! If it's climbin' you, that seems like a good sign to me." "It was RUINING my SWAG." "What swag?" "NOT THE TIME, ROD."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo hums in thought.*

Baby animals need a gentler approach- they need to be nurtured, and they need enrichment too! That’s why one of them climbed up your threads, Curt.

…They need food too. I’ll have to go ask Freddy or Mitchell if the homeowner has any kitten food.

[doubleshadeaskz]

"Well, one of us smells like tuna, so that's gotta be close enough." "Gentler don't make sense, though! It gon' fall if it tries that again, that don't seem gentle to me!"

[ask-mateo-manta]

Cats shouldn’t be climbing your threads at all! You should redirect their attention to a cat-friendly climbing structure or scratching post.

*He sighs.*

I… know I haven’t been very good with keeping Sprite away from you both. Luckily she has so many other places to climb now.

…But these guys should be fine being redirected with toys!

*Mateo sits on the floor and sets the two kittens down. Grabbing a string nearby, he begins playing with the kittens.*

See?

[doubleshadeaskz]

[Both the kittens do seem happy to play; except for the one sleeping, who seemed perfectly cozy by itself.]

"...wow. That worked surprisingly well." [Curt held his threads up in defiance.] "Hmph. Well, they better be redirected away from my ass. My threads have been abused ENOUGH."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo keeps his eyes on the playing kittens as he whispers an apology. He just feels so bad- why couldn’t he be better at keeping track of the rescues?*

I’m… I’m sorry.

[doubleshadeaskz]

[Rod seems a lot more sorry than Curt was, who had turned away to go fix himself up.]

"...hey, he didn't mean that, man. Sprite's a good kitty, little guy got urges. He can't control that, and that ain't your fault. You heard?"

[ask-mateo-manta]

It is my fault, though. I didn’t watch her closely enough, and Curt got damaged because of me. I’m supposed to be keeping track of all the rescues and making sure they behave- for everyone’s sake. It’s my job.

[doubleshadeaskz]

"At the end of the day, man, they still animals. You can't ever have full control over some animals; they gon' do things you can't control."

[Rod snorted.]

"Plus, Curt's edges so frayed anyway that he might as well rip 'em up. Will look better than having them full of broken hems."

[ask-mateo-manta]

I know… but if the inanimals cause chaos around something that doesn’t appreciate it, I’m the one they yell at.

[doubleshadeaskz]

"Well, me personally, I think that's stupid. I don't think I've ever yelled at you for something Sprite did, unless it was to get you to get him because I couldn't calm the guy down myself. I wouldn't take gettin' yelled at like that. I'd be slimin' the place out."

"I'll talk to Curt about it, 'ight? That way the dumbass won't yell at you anymore for something you can't control."

[doubleshadeaskz]

Ok, good. Here you go. *Hands them box... you know... now that it's so close to them... are they hallucinating or do they hear more than ONE kitten???*

I also may have lied and brought three- KAY BYE TAKE CAREEE-! *runs away quickly :D*

(Is this emoji taken? 📦)

"THREE?" "Oh, shit-? Wait, how the fuck do you take care of a cat-" "We need Mateo." "Desperately."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo looks over from where he’s being weighted down by a very happy frayhound (none other than Stitch of course!). He giggles.*

Did someone give you two kittens?!?

[doubleshadeaskz]

"YES!" "AND THESE BITCHES WON'T GET OFF."

[One of them is climbing Curt's threads. The other one is just screaming. The third is taking a nap, thankfully.]

[ask-mateo-manta]

Hold on, let me just…

*Mateo gently sets Stitch down, and she runs off to play with Damask. His lap now unoccupied, he gets up and makes his way over to the two.*

Okay, I’ll hold onto the first two for now. Oh, they’re adorable!

*He starts by gingerly unhooking the first kitten from Curt’s threads, then picks up the second kitten as well. The third is sleeping, so there’s no need to disturb it. He cradles the two kittens in his arms.*

They seem to be maybe… around five months old?

[doubleshadeaskz]

"Bless YOU, and bless Cupcake."

[Rod sighed out, putting one of the flaps over the box with the sleeping kitten. Curt, meanwhile, stayed still while one of the anons stitched up his threads.]

"Sorry for calling so suddenly...jeez, this is worse than Sprite."

[ask-mateo-manta]

It’s okay! You know I’ll always be happy to help, especially with these cuties!

*He snuggles the kittens in his arms.*

[doubleshadeaskz]

"At least they like YOU..." "Hey, it liked you! Kinda! If it's climbin' you, that seems like a good sign to me." "It was RUINING my SWAG." "What swag?" "NOT THE TIME, ROD."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo hums in thought.*

Baby animals need a gentler approach- they need to be nurtured, and they need enrichment too! That’s why one of them climbed up your threads, Curt.

…They need food too. I’ll have to go ask Freddy or Mitchell if the homeowner has any kitten food.

[doubleshadeaskz]

"Well, one of us smells like tuna, so that's gotta be close enough." "Gentler don't make sense, though! It gon' fall if it tries that again, that don't seem gentle to me!"

[ask-mateo-manta]

Cats shouldn’t be climbing your threads at all! You should redirect their attention to a cat-friendly climbing structure or scratching post.

*He sighs.*

I… know I haven’t been very good with keeping Sprite away from you both. Luckily she has so many other places to climb now.

…But these guys should be fine being redirected with toys!

*Mateo sits on the floor and sets the two kittens down. Grabbing a string nearby, he begins playing with the kittens.*

See?

[doubleshadeaskz]

[Both the kittens do seem happy to play; except for the one sleeping, who seemed perfectly cozy by itself.]

"...wow. That worked surprisingly well." [Curt held his threads up in defiance.] "Hmph. Well, they better be redirected away from my ass. My threads have been abused ENOUGH."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo keeps his eyes on the playing kittens as he whispers an apology. He just feels so bad- why couldn’t he be better at keeping track of the rescues?*

I’m… I’m sorry.

[doubleshadeaskz]

[Rod seems a lot more sorry than Curt was, who had turned away to go fix himself up.]

"...hey, he didn't mean that, man. Sprite's a good kitty, little guy got urges. He can't control that, and that ain't your fault. You heard?"

[ask-mateo-manta]

It is my fault, though. I didn’t watch her closely enough, and Curt got damaged because of me. I’m supposed to be keeping track of all the rescues and making sure they behave- for everyone’s sake. It’s my job.

[doubleshadeaskz]

"At the end of the day, man, they still animals. You can't ever have full control over some animals; they gon' do things you can't control."

[Rod snorted.]

"Plus, Curt's edges so frayed anyway that he might as well rip 'em up. Will look better than having them full of broken hems."

[doubleshadeaskz]

Ok, good. Here you go. *Hands them box... you know... now that it's so close to them... are they hallucinating or do they hear more than ONE kitten???*

I also may have lied and brought three- KAY BYE TAKE CAREEE-! *runs away quickly :D*

(Is this emoji taken? 📦)

"THREE?" "Oh, shit-? Wait, how the fuck do you take care of a cat-" "We need Mateo." "Desperately."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo looks over from where he’s being weighted down by a very happy frayhound (none other than Stitch of course!). He giggles.*

Did someone give you two kittens?!?

[doubleshadeaskz]

"YES!" "AND THESE BITCHES WON'T GET OFF."

[One of them is climbing Curt's threads. The other one is just screaming. The third is taking a nap, thankfully.]

[ask-mateo-manta]

Hold on, let me just…

*Mateo gently sets Stitch down, and she runs off to play with Damask. His lap now unoccupied, he gets up and makes his way over to the two.*

Okay, I’ll hold onto the first two for now. Oh, they’re adorable!

*He starts by gingerly unhooking the first kitten from Curt’s threads, then picks up the second kitten as well. The third is sleeping, so there’s no need to disturb it. He cradles the two kittens in his arms.*

They seem to be maybe… around five months old?

[doubleshadeaskz]

"Bless YOU, and bless Cupcake."

[Rod sighed out, putting one of the flaps over the box with the sleeping kitten. Curt, meanwhile, stayed still while one of the anons stitched up his threads.]

"Sorry for calling so suddenly...jeez, this is worse than Sprite."

[ask-mateo-manta]

It’s okay! You know I’ll always be happy to help, especially with these cuties!

*He snuggles the kittens in his arms.*

[doubleshadeaskz]

"At least they like YOU..." "Hey, it liked you! Kinda! If it's climbin' you, that seems like a good sign to me." "It was RUINING my SWAG." "What swag?" "NOT THE TIME, ROD."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo hums in thought.*

Baby animals need a gentler approach- they need to be nurtured, and they need enrichment too! That’s why one of them climbed up your threads, Curt.

…They need food too. I’ll have to go ask Freddy or Mitchell if the homeowner has any kitten food.

[doubleshadeaskz]

"Well, one of us smells like tuna, so that's gotta be close enough." "Gentler don't make sense, though! It gon' fall if it tries that again, that don't seem gentle to me!"

[ask-mateo-manta]

Cats shouldn’t be climbing your threads at all! You should redirect their attention to a cat-friendly climbing structure or scratching post.

*He sighs.*

I… know I haven’t been very good with keeping Sprite away from you both. Luckily she has so many other places to climb now.

…But these guys should be fine being redirected with toys!

*Mateo sits on the floor and sets the two kittens down. Grabbing a string nearby, he begins playing with the kittens.*

See?

[doubleshadeaskz]

[Both the kittens do seem happy to play; except for the one sleeping, who seemed perfectly cozy by itself.]

"...wow. That worked surprisingly well." [Curt held his threads up in defiance.] "Hmph. Well, they better be redirected away from my ass. My threads have been abused ENOUGH."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo keeps his eyes on the playing kittens as he whispers an apology. He just feels so bad- why couldn’t he be better at keeping track of the rescues?*

I’m… I’m sorry.

[doubleshadeaskz]

[Rod seems a lot more sorry than Curt was, who had turned away to go fix himself up.]

"...hey, he didn't mean that, man. Sprite's a good kitty, little guy got urges. He can't control that, and that ain't your fault. You heard?"

[doubleshadeaskz]

Ok, good. Here you go. *Hands them box... you know... now that it's so close to them... are they hallucinating or do they hear more than ONE kitten???*

I also may have lied and brought three- KAY BYE TAKE CAREEE-! *runs away quickly :D*

(Is this emoji taken? 📦)

"THREE?" "Oh, shit-? Wait, how the fuck do you take care of a cat-" "We need Mateo." "Desperately."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo looks over from where he’s being weighted down by a very happy frayhound (none other than Stitch of course!). He giggles.*

Did someone give you two kittens?!?

[doubleshadeaskz]

"YES!" "AND THESE BITCHES WON'T GET OFF."

[One of them is climbing Curt's threads. The other one is just screaming. The third is taking a nap, thankfully.]

[ask-mateo-manta]

Hold on, let me just…

*Mateo gently sets Stitch down, and she runs off to play with Damask. His lap now unoccupied, he gets up and makes his way over to the two.*

Okay, I’ll hold onto the first two for now. Oh, they’re adorable!

*He starts by gingerly unhooking the first kitten from Curt’s threads, then picks up the second kitten as well. The third is sleeping, so there’s no need to disturb it. He cradles the two kittens in his arms.*

They seem to be maybe… around five months old?

[doubleshadeaskz]

"Bless YOU, and bless Cupcake."

[Rod sighed out, putting one of the flaps over the box with the sleeping kitten. Curt, meanwhile, stayed still while one of the anons stitched up his threads.]

"Sorry for calling so suddenly...jeez, this is worse than Sprite."

[ask-mateo-manta]

It’s okay! You know I’ll always be happy to help, especially with these cuties!

*He snuggles the kittens in his arms.*

[doubleshadeaskz]

"At least they like YOU..." "Hey, it liked you! Kinda! If it's climbin' you, that seems like a good sign to me." "It was RUINING my SWAG." "What swag?" "NOT THE TIME, ROD."

[ask-mateo-manta]

*Mateo hums in thought.*

Baby animals need a gentler approach- they need to be nurtured, and they need enrichment too! That’s why one of them climbed up your threads, Curt.

…They need food too. I’ll have to go ask Freddy or Mitchell if the homeowner has any kitten food.

[doubleshadeaskz]

"Well, one of us smells like tuna, so that's gotta be close enough." "Gentler don't make sense, though! It gon' fall if it tries that again, that don't seem gentle to me!"

[ask-mateo-manta]

Cats shouldn’t be climbing your threads at all! You should redirect their attention to a cat-friendly climbing structure or scratching post.

*He sighs.*

I… know I haven’t been very good with keeping Sprite away from you both. Luckily she has so many other places to climb now.

…But these guys should be fine being redirected with toys!

*Mateo sits on the floor and sets the two kittens down. Grabbing a string nearby, he begins playing with the kittens.*

See?

[doubleshadeaskz]

[Both the kittens do seem happy to play; except for the one sleeping, who seemed perfectly cozy by itself.]

"...wow. That worked surprisingly well." [Curt held his threads up in defiance.] "Hmph. Well, they better be redirected away from my ass. My threads have been abused ENOUGH."

[doubleshadeaskz]

Oh, food? I've got you covered!! Wet, dry, I believe I have litter too... oh, and toys if you need as well.

I don't need anything in return, unless one of you will let me get some shade practice in~

"Damn, both of y'all bringing it? Wow- that is very helpful, actually."

[doubleshadeaskz]

I brought kibble!

-🧁🎀

"Oh for real?- oh, good. Thanks."

[doubleshadeaskz]

Rod, babe. I am telling you here and now if you feed that cat milk. It is going to have bowel problems cats are lactose intolerant- PUT THE MILK DOWN RIGHT NOW.

-🧁🎀

"OK FINE. I ain't feedin' it milk. But we don't got anything else!"