just TERRIBLE ; multimuse

without the losers, where would the winners be?

[bvreaucrat]

consider this a permanent STARTEL CALL. *sips tea in british*

[redxwicked]

consider this a permanent STARTER CALL.

[alyciajazmin]

#mood

[douchxbags]

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[bvreaucrat]

consider this a permanent STARTEL CALL. *sips tea in british*

[douchxbags]

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[douchxbags]

starter call !! ( specify muse )

[bountyman]

rp partner: so idk how u feel about really dark threads and violence and gore and stuff but–

me, putting my finger against their lips: i’m in

[littlelovelymemes]

(   *   &.   –   SET IT UP SENTENCE STARTERS.

‘  you’re not letting me win to boost my ego, are you?  ’ ‘  i want to destroy you.  ’ ‘  i’m just trying not to make my concentration face.  ’ ‘  well, now you just look like one of those blow-up air men outside the car dealership.  ’ ‘  i like you. so, so much.  ’ ‘  you’re not hard to get. at all. you’re hard to earn and it’s… so much better.  ’ ‘  you are way too nice to everyone. except me, apparently.  ’ ‘  don’t be weird.  ’ ‘  i need pizza!  ’ ‘  i know this is not gonna sound how i mean it to sound, but i wanna fuck this pizza.  ’ ‘  i get it. you should never say that to anyone else, but i get it.  ’ ‘  you’re gonna let the smell out!  ’ ‘  i want that pizza box to be my bed.  ’ ‘  it’s like battle of the bulge over here. it’s a war zone.  ’ ‘  i’ve never even had a boyfriend.  ’ ‘  i just don’t even know what’s going on with your dancing.  ’ ‘  just stop thinking. nobody cares.  ’ ‘  look at these assholes.  ’ ‘  there are two kinds of compliments to give a woman: the things she already thinks about herself that need confirmed and the things she doesn’t think anybody else notices about her.  ’ ‘  you can’t make it better until you actually do it.  ’ ‘  stop feeling sorry for yourself.  ’ ‘  i said yes!  ’ ‘  we’re not old enough to get married, though.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna take a picture of you and post it on tinder.  ’ ‘  you know, guys love girls who like sports.  ’ ‘  i know that i’ve been cunty to you.  ’ ‘  don’t be one of those girls who can’t say cunt.  ’ ‘  but you’re like… a grown-up.  ’ ‘  the best meal i ever had was a five dollar pizza thrown up a fire escape.  ’ ‘  do you have a guy over?  ’ ‘  why do you always assume i have a guy over?  ’ ‘  it’s just sometimes i get emotional over sports.  ’ ‘  i need that food!  ’ ‘  first guy i ever slept with came as a gay man while he was inside of me.  ’ ‘  he’s in my room right now drinking gatorade to recover from our vigorous love making.  ’ ‘  do i look like somebody who can afford interest? i steal my toilet paper from the office bathroom.  ’ ‘  you should probably just be a little easier on the ‘hahaha’s’. i mean, you find him humorous, you’re not a psychotic clown.  ’ ‘  nobody likes the actual work. that’s the point of a job. you do the best one where you make the most money.  ’ ‘  you like someone because of all of their qualities and you love someone despite some of their qualities.   ’ ‘  you like because, and you love despite.  ’ ‘  a lot of men proposed to me. i could be thrice divorced by no.  ’ ‘  it’s kind of like you don’t really know until you tried it and then, once you tried it, you really know.  ’ ‘  it’s been so long since i’ve been to a party. or made out with someone. i don’t even remember how! it’s like my tongue has atrophied.  ’ ‘  i made something!  ’ ‘  why are you so quiet? you move like a prius.  ’ ‘  people call me creepy? …i love it.  ’ ‘  i got here so early that i thought i had time to dick around, so i went there, then i lost track of time, and suddenly i was late.  ’ ‘  that’s the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard. that is not a real thing.  ’ ‘  it’s the over-dick-around thing. i over-dicked it.  ’ ‘  this is the best meal i’ve ever had. in my entire life.  ’ ‘  please don’t drop my pizza.  ’ ‘  stop making me laugh.  ’ ‘  no, not you, i’m talking to my pizza.  ’ ‘  we’re full-on parent trapping them.  ’ ‘  okay, i think i’ve seen the lindsay lohan classic enough times to know that we’re full on parent trapping hard.  ’ ‘  i don’t know what you’re getting out of this, but you deserve better. you are better.  ’ ‘  one is a beautiful woman with dark hair and a fierceness that’s both scary and inspiring… the other is a guy.  ’ ‘  take that back.  ’ ‘  he’s a selfish, superficial asshole, but he can’t help it.  ’ ‘  you could be a good person, but you want to be an asshole.  ’ ‘  you’re choosing to be a piece of shit.  ’ ‘  stop pretending this is some moral dilemma.  ’ ‘  i’m telling her. the whole truth. all of it.  ’ ‘  i don’t wanna do this anymore.  ’ ‘  you’re my backup.  ’ ‘  don’t marry him.  ’ ‘  i know you don’t put up with any shit. so don’t put up with his.  ’ ‘  oh my god, i gave myself goosebumps.  ’ ‘  you douche-tard.  ’ ‘  i googled it so i know what it means now.  ’ ‘  you displayed a total lack of character when it mattered.  ’ ‘  you have the romantic and sexual personality of a seventh grader.  ’ ‘  you’re a know-it-all.  ’ ‘  you are unbelievably bad at beer pong.  ’ ‘  you’re a sore winner.  ’ ‘  you use too many explanation points.  ’ ‘  and yet…  ’

[douchxbags]

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‘ without losers, where would the winners be? ‘

multimuse/multifandom, +8yrs rp experience, oc friendly. just some terrible, terrible people we all love to love and hate.

frederick chilton x rowena macleod x mick davies x steve harrington x draco malfoy x roman godfrey x tyrell wellick

>> more coming soon.

[douchxbags]

NEW MUSE !!

like for a starter from MICK DAVIES ♕  bvreaucrat.tumblr.com  ♕

[ about and verses are still under construction, please be patient! ]

[rpstartersinc]

this post includes dialogue spoilers for  DEADPOOL 2.  you’ve been warned.

           feel free to change pronouns / wording !

❝ what a dick ! ❞

❝ i took a catnap on twelve hundred gallons of high test fuel. ❞

❝ i’m gonna touch them all over. ❞

❝ i don’t speak cantonese. ❞

❝ i don’t bargain, pumpkin fucker. ❞

❝ do not go in there ! ❞

❝ oh god ! time out, time out ! ❞

❝ too exotic ? ❞

❝ i got blood right in my open eye ! ❞

❝ i’m so glad i left the kiddos at home. ❞

❝ that babysitter of yours is high as fuck right now. ❞

❝ every good family film starts with a vicious murder, bambi, the lion king, saw seven. ❞

❝ listen, confidence isn’t something you have it’s something you create. ❞

❝ start the fucking car ! ❞

❝ i shit my pants. ❞

❝ i want to belong to something. ❞

❝ i want to become a contract killer. ❞

❝ i can’t wait to never speak of this. ❞

❝ oh, well that’s - that’s just the most beautiful thing i’ve ever - i don’t know what this is. ❞

❝ can you hear me ? ❞

❝ kids, they give a chance to be better than we are, better than we used to be. ❞

❝ you are a lot smarter than i look. ❞

❝ thank god i didn’t have t’ use the cream cheese speader. ❞

❝ go home, you’ve been here for three days. ❞

❝ you know what FINE stands for ? fucked up, insecure, needy and emotional. ❞

❝ don’t you know how t’ knock ? ❞

❝ i thought you saw me with your ears. ❞

❝ can’t really live ‘til we’ve died a little. ❞ 

❝ what in the fuck knuckles is this ? ❞

❝ should’ve brought my rape whistle. ❞

❝ first off, i’m not even a virgin. ❞

❝ you always make it hard. ❞

❝ like beyoncé says, please, please stop cheating on me. ❞

❝ come quietly, or there will be trouble. ❞

❝ put your hands behind your knees and get down on your head, now ! ❞

❝ rules are meant to be broken. ❞ 

❝ those guys hurt you ? ❞

❝ i fight for what’s right. ❞

❝ you’re so dark ! are you sure you’re not from the dc universe ? ❞

❝ we need a secret code. ❞

❝ am i gettin’ catfished here or ? ❞

❝ isn’t that a little derivative ? ❞

❝ you’ve been chosen by a higher power. ❞

❝ never underestimate a man with a moustache. ❞

❝ he’s going in through the back ! oh god, he’s inside ! ❞

❝ i’d ask who you are but you’ll be dead in a second. ❞

❝ ooh. somebody knows … karate. ❞

❝ something is so terribly, terribly wrong. ❞

❝ i should’ve worn my white pants. ❞ 

❝ i’m gonna rip you in half now. ❞

❝ you’re not the revenge type. ❞

❝ wha’d’ you want me t’ say, huh ? ❞

❝ what’s ________ got that i don’t have ? ❞

❝ all i told him was everything he wanted to know. ❞

❝ is this apartment listed on tinder ? grindr ? ❞

❝ well, that’s just lazy writing. ❞ 

❝ you remind me of my wife. ❞

❝ so what’s it gonna be, handsome ? ❞

❝ and that, is why you never eat a raw starfish. it’s just common sense. ❞

❝ i will bathe in the blood of your enemies. ❞

❝ boom ! spoiler alert. ❞

❝ i’m a grower, not a shower. ❞

❝ you should never meet your heroes because honestly, he’s a bit of a dick. ❞

❝ i don’t deserve your friendship, or your help. ❞

❝ damn it feels good t’ be a gangster ! ❞

❝ it’s not a great analogy. ❞

❝ i told you i care about you. ❞

❝ i don’t wanna die without an audience. ❞

❝ is there a knife in my dick ? ❞

❝ what the fuck is dubstep ? ❞

[sammybecareful]

[fanonical]

sirius black: imprisoned for a crime he did not commit, escaped to go commit that crime as fast as possible

[douchxbags]

NEW MUSES !! 

like for a starter from STEVE HARRINGTON ♕  prettyboylikeu.tumblr.com  ♕

[ about and verses are still under construction, please be patient! ]

[clawsfangs]

[prettyboylikeu]

‘ sorry, but – KING STEVE is not really available at the moment. i don’t feel like PARTYING. i’d rather just fucking sit at home and watch a romance drama. ‘