not honest, just practical.

"We both got the same kind of job. Sure, we're both on the same side of the fence. The only difference is you bring 'em in for the law and I do it for the reward. " highly selective ask & rp blog for JOSH RANDALL of the 1958 western WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE. [ portrayed & loved by SPARK. ] [ tag tracking: #bountyman ]

[bountyman]

pinned!: quick info & guidelines for mobile 🐴

hello! my name is spark, i’m 20+, and this is an rp and ask blog for josh randall from wanted: dead or alive! i am frequently lurking, but pretty slow when it comes to responding to threads and asks, so please be patient! below are the abridged guidelines for this blog. you can find them in full here.

this blog is anti-callout. they can be easily faked and i simply do not enjoy the vitriolic environment they encourage.

please do not follow or interact if you are under 18.

this blog may contain nsfw and triggering content.

mun =/= muse. although josh is rather progressive in some areas for a man of the 1800s, he is still a man of the 1800s and some of his views (particularly regarding women) will be out of date. his thoughts, opinions, and actions do not reflect my personal beliefs.

my tagging convention for sensitive and triggering content will be #___ for ts.

i have no triggers and no notable squicks, but please let me know if there’s something i should be mindful of in our threads for your own comfort.

if you want to block me for any reason, please hard block me instead of soft block. it saves a lot of confusion and potential awkwardness.

please give this post a ♥ if you’ve read it! thank you, and if you have any questions or concerns, please let me know. 🌻

[bountyman]

The new UI didn't mess up my icon as badly as I thought but still ew.

[bountyman]

cowboy horse badge cowboy horse badge cowboy horse badge cowb-

[honeybearie]

[bountyman]

staring intensely at this blog yet again

[96dot9]

Little baby feeler; would you be interested in a roleplay pen pal, sending physical in character letters back and forth?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 22, 2024

If you're nervous about sending your home address to a stranger but are interested in the idea with someone you trust, hit "yes". Example of the concept: you and your partner assume the roles of two members of a DnD party, separated by space or time, sharing your daily lives or adventures, or what have you.

[thatsprettylane]

Love that Josh Randall is officially a gun for hire but unofficially just for hire. He’s a whore, he’s Santa Claus, he’s your local detective, he’s animal control. Need a fake husband? He’s your man!

[bountyman]

Do you have the Elly May Clampett sideblog ready

Oh wow, I didn't think anyone would remember! LOL hi!

I had one for a while some years ago, actually, along with several other classic TV characters like Robin from Adam West's Batman, The Narrator from The Twilight Zone, Marion Crane from Psycho, and a handful of other McQueen characters.

Unfortunately Elly didn't hit it off too well, though, and I realized I didn't have a lot of interest in fleshing her out. I don't think she'll come back. Sorry, Anon!

[memesomething]

Dissociation Starters

FROM THE EMPTY

“No… I’m not hurt.”

“I don’t…”

“… Sorry. Say that again?”

“Sometimes I just … do this. It’s fine.” 

“No, it’s bad, but I’m. Like. I’m fine. Just give me like, ten minutes.”

“I don’t - I don’t remember.”

“You waited how long?”

“… I don’t like [trigger].”

“Will you walk me home?”

“I love you, I just… I can’t… I’m dissociating.”

“I.. don’t know how I got here.”

“I didn’t feel that. At all.”

“Did I zone out?”

“Don’t touch me.”

“My name is [name]. I’m [age]. I live in [place]. My name is [name] -”

“I can’t think of anything to do that isn’t stupid, canyouhelpme?” 

“How did you find me?”

“I think I’m in [different State]. Will you come?”

FROM THE FULL

“Hey. [Name]? Look at me.” 

“I’m right here.” 

“How long have you been sitting here?”

“What happened?”

“Your shirt is on backwards.” 

“Is it okay if I touch you?”

“It’s windy today. This bench has a nice texture, don’t you think?”

“Do you mind if I sit with you?” 

“Okay, I’ll be here.”

“Hey - come in. Don’t worry about it. I’m glad you came.”

“Drink some water. It has ice.”

“I’ll run a shower.”

“Let me wash it for you.” 

“I can’t clean you up if I can’t touch you. Will you give me your hand?”

“We’ll ride it out. You’re safe here.”

“I’ll put on a movie.”

[bountyman]

Howdy howdy 🤠

How is everyone doing?

[60sfactorygirl]

Jane Fonda as Cat Ballou, 1965

[bountyman]

Hiya Spark! Have you ever thought about having another one of your group viewings (rabb it isn’t around anymore but I think they have similar things now) for some W:DOA episode(s)?

Hiya! I would be down to doing it again, yeah! I typically use Discord to stream but if you know of any better ways, I'm all ears!

[bountyman]

i may attempt to be here after work and class.

i want to write so badly y'all skglsk why must things like work and needing money exist

[58240661]

[bygracealonegirly-deactivated20]

[fifthdimensicn-moved]

musesfromthefifthdimension - an rp blog with muses from old scifi, tv muses, and more. written by marker. contains the use of deceased faceclaims out of respect for their amazing portrayals. potential triggers tagged to the best of my ability.

reblog or follow if interested in interacting. / Please do not reblog this post if you are not a roleplay blog.

[bountyman]

Gnawing at this man

I miss him SO much gosh. I want to figure out how to revive him.

Boop the heart and I'll send you memes or make a starter or something idk. Boop for... something to happen LOL.

(no promises of course but OH I want to rattle him out and make him do something)