TUB OF DOUGH

18+ From the mind of Doughtub. Things I like - gaining fat, movies, music, food, and things that amuse me. My other blog: lardfill.tumblr.com

[dearhopeworld]

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[fatguyworld]

Everyone loves playing with a fat belly. This porker is loving the attention.

[doughtub]

I can’t stop looking at the dude on the left, vibrating towards fatty.

[doughtub]

If you don't mind me asking... What's the point of AIMING to get fat? Like, you can't do anything with your life if you're basically confined to your house because you're so big.

Oh, did you mean all those things I was gonna do with my life?    Well, I thought I’d take a break from being a skydiver doctor surfer marathon runner and entertain this tiny lil’ life ambition that’s been kickin around my head 100% of the time since back before I can even remember.   Maybe someday I’ll be back bustin moves at the discotheque and hiking brisk mountain trails with my many, many adventurous hiking buddies, but for now I’m going to eat this platter of different little sandwiches that I made for a party of one and put my feet up for several hours.      And then some cookies and milk.    ...and Chips and dip,,.            Peanut butter.    

[onimyth]

Commission from @junodragon! Revisions of some older sketches I did.  Whalechub Swallowers

[doughtub]

I really love this guy’s work.

[brettsiler]

[doughtub]

Orson Welles' Body Cast.  

That was a joke... Welles was much fatter, of course.

[doughtub]

I think Chris Pratt should make movies as a buff guy for a couple years and get the sequels over with, and then just let go and get REALLY fat.   Like, hugely fat.  There aren't enough 600lb actors out there. 

[fredr096-blog]

[shutupandtakemygalacticcredits]

http://Star-Wars-Daily.tumblr.com

[doughtub]

No idea what I weigh...

[doughtub]

18 Random Things I Love

1.  A fresh bag full of McDonald's Double Hamburgers. 

2.  Stargazing at night.  

3.  Minecraft being like an infinite, living Lego world.   I have a map with a large city, a seaside town, several villages, many cabins, an ocean liner with rooms for 300+ people, a submarine, and massive open pit mine - all of it fully furnished and decorated, with hidden items and portals. 

4.  How soft I'm becoming all over... a soft, soft heaviness.

5.  Napping in the morning.

6.  Popcorn Chicken

7.  BIG deli sandwiches.  Size of your head-type sandwiches, loaded with meats, pickles, mustard, and whatever they put it them to make them the most delicious things on Earth.

8.  Pools - being in safe, shark-free water with room to float around and experience the sensation of weightlessness.

9.  How my nipples became sensitive and sensual for the first time once they started stretching out and fattening up.

10.  Eating until I'm exhausted.

11.  Movies that can make me silently cry every time I watch them.

12.  When a cat wants some love and attention and also doesn't want to slice you apart with razor blade paws.

13.  Going on drives on back roads and dirt roads to explore and take landscape photos.

14.  Learning the REAL lyrics to songs I've been singing along with incorrectly for decades...  "Thriller", "Bennie and the Jets", "Lay Down Sally"....  yeah, I was comically off...

15.  Movies that can make me giggle like a ninny each viewing.  "The Naked Gun", "Pee Wee's Big Adventure", "The Holy Grail"..

16.  TV episodes that can make me giggle like a little school girl during each viewing.   The Simpsons, Futurama, American Dad....

17.  Wasting countless hours on the internet.

18.  Being fat.

[doughtub]

11 Pet Peeves of Mine

1.  Ads for gasoline-fueled cars that feature windmills in the background.

2.  Geographically clueless people.   Mankind has one planet.  One.  We should know what it looks like and the basic information of every region. 

3.  People who ask questions and bather on during movies.

4.  The sorry state of:  The Discovery Channel, the Learning Channel, and the History Channel.

5.  How the first warm, beautiful day in Spring is always tainted by the smell of 4 month's worth of frozen animal poop thawing.

6.  Cold McDonalds food.

7.  How clothes over 5xl are designed - the design is simply made bigger and bigger with each size, including the neck hole, sleeves, and crotch... so at 8xl, the sleeves are baggy parachute pants, and the crotch is down past your knees and baggy enough to hold a beach ball.   

8.  The Walking Dead.  I used to love it, and now it's this boring sludge of talking about nothing and busting heads made of brittle fine china and CGI jelly.   I just don't give a shit about one single character anymore.

9.  Horror films that fall apart in the final act.

10.  Drivers that let in other drivers ahead of them, even though there is no traffic behind them.

11.  Stores the often run out of common goods such as: Sugar, chips, milk, cereal, broccoli, pop, and ham slices.

[lemmepetyourdog-deactivated2016]

[theguywithpurpose]

Story of my life…

[pacodestroyer]

OMG!!! THE STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!

[doughtub]

My angel is so aggressive.

[farworsethanasplinter-blog]

[gamer-sam-chan-deactivated20150]

south park for the win

[lardfill]

Happy Blob

[heathyr]

Other fried monstrosities served at the Texas State Fair. Amazing.

[massivemyke-deactivated20180401]

I have a deep fried boner right now.

[doughtub]

Shut up and take my money!

[derickjames]

[doughtub]

Random Fact - There are 3 KFC's in the nearest town, equal to the number of McDonald's.... or one KFC per every 10,000 people...   and they're all devoid of customers.