White Lies, Red & Blue Tights | Peter Parker
》 PAIRING: peter parker x female!reader
》 TROPE/GENRE: college au; established relationship; fluff; crack-ish
》 SUMMARY: You and Peter accidentally dressed up in the same costumes for Halloween. But he was not wearing a costume, it was his suit. You simply didn’t know that your favorite superhero and your boyfriend were the same. Who would’ve thought that seeing you in red and blue would be the breaking point of his lies.
》 WARNINGS: all in peter’s pov, peter being so down bad for his gf, fluffiness & cuteness overload, so much neck kisses (all from peter, boy’s obsessed), pet names (sweetheart, baby, angel), cursing, hints of shy!reader, hints of possesive!peter, suggestive moments (mostly heavy make outs), sexual themes (including: languages, innuendos & teasing jokes), peter having an idiot™ moment (which lead to a lil scolding but nothing bad), peter being horny af™ (he sorta has a thing for a playboy bunny costume or just lingerie in general lmao), allusions to sex but nothing explicit (it’s at the end. idk why. it just happened)
》 WORD COUNT: 14.6k+ (heh, are we surprised)
A/N: it’s me, hi, posting a halloween fic in nov. bc why tf not lol. not quite sure how i feel about this, but hey, it’s just a fun fic in general and there’s nothing wrong with that. this isn’t really set on any timeline (a.k.a. nwh didn’t happen lmao) bc this was supposed to be for last year and well, idk what happened but at least it’s here now? asdfghjkl hope you enjoy! <3
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It’s been nine months.
Nine months since Peter’s been calling you his girlfriend and oh what a wonderful, joyous nine months it’s been.
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