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Bitch, have you ever read Lord of the Rings?

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This is a hilarious double hit. Thelma and Louise kiss on the lips.

#my dad and i watched thelma and louise and he said their friendship is so beautiful 🫶 sisterhood!

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watched the good omens finale….. sir pratchett rolling in their grave rn 😐

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just remembered this and i’m still mad

#good omens

i watched office romance (with jennifer lopez and brett goldstein) and it is so fucking weird… and i don’t just mean the full head-crowning birth scene (which was weird) but also the british kink ?? written by a british guy?? who was putting on an fake british accent the whole time ?? and the BONER ????

#office romance #at the boner scene i though ohhh this is a parody #but then the whole thing is played so sincerely

watched the good omens finale….. sir pratchett rolling in their grave rn 😐

#genuinely so far removed plot and style wise from the book and season 1 #even season 2 was a stretch and had frankly zero charm #where is the HEART where is the genuine belief in humanity’s ability to prevail?? where are the strange references and tangents #but no i am not surprised that gaiman could not continue on his own bc not only does he suck #he also has no charisma #no wit #no pizzazz

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Francis Alÿs, Nightwatch, 2004.

Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.

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"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

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i forget that "blood and gore are hot" as an opinion is relatively normalized on tumblr and NOT in real life. #SOCIALBLUNDER

#someone asked me why i wear a crucifix and i said well it’s just hot innit. that was not the answer she wanted

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Stories that would be improved by polyamory:

Dracula: it's basically a novel of kitchen-table polyamory already, but this way someone might actually kiss Jack Seward.

A Midsummer Night's Dream: just let them all have an orgy at the end. I feel like they'd be into it. Puck's invited too if he wants.

Bridget Jones' Diary: why force a choice between Mark and Daniel if there was the option to have both?

Any Arthuriana: less cheating, more honesty, fewer duels, more snogging, everyone's a winner.

Stories that would be made worse by polyamory:

Wuthering Heights: dear God do not give Cathy and Heathcliff a reason to drag more people into their terrible relationship than are already involved.

#agreed but also bridget jones baby way more potential for polyamory

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COLIN FIRTH as MARK DARCY in Bridget Jones' Diary (2001), Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004), Bridget Jones' Baby (2016), and Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy (2025)

#he’s just so beautiful

colin firth might actually be the sexiest man in the whole world. it’s a shame really because now what’s the point in looking good i’m never going to be colin firth and im especially never going to be colin firth in bridget jones’ baby (2016)