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@byjove
algernon. 25. he/him. disabled bisexual trans man. pretentious commie.
interests: history, classic rock, bad movies, classic lit, Twin Peaks, cats and posting my bad takes.
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froody ā> byjove
thinking about getting into arthurian legend? click here.
anyway
[I.D.: Picture of a smiling Frank Burns from the TV show MASH. Text (in the foreground of the picture) reads 'Ferret Face Friday'./end I.D.]
knights of the round table most likely to accidentally offer their little brother to the goblin king and have to go through the labyrinth to get him back:
Sir Kay
Sir Gawain
Sir Lionel
āitās because theyāre always on that damn phoneā -scientist studying the declining birthrate
Vol IV, Part II: Le Livre de Lancelot du Lac The Vulgate Version of The Arthurian Romance, H. Oskar Sommer
Guinevere can gaslight gatekeep girlboss her way out of nearly any situation. The knights are just there so she has something to look at.
I just ate one
You can lie when you name things
*hits the joint* In the Harry Potter universe, Merlin is canonically a Hogwarts alumni and a Slytherin, which is impossible because Merlin predates the existence of Hogwarts by centuries. Of course, JK Rowling didnāt know that because she is a dumb bitch. Iām sorry. Misogynistic phrasing. She is a willfully ignorant and hateful, deeply unlikable and ill-informed, untalented and unspeakably cruelā¦..person. Seriously, how could you write a series about British wizards without truly understanding THE British wizard. Anyway, Merlin would never be able to attend any sort of organized schooling. Heās definitely self-taught in every universe because heās the most powerful wizard ever AND heād have been expelled from any institution before he stepped through the door. The only reason they havenāt escorted him away from Camelot is because he can see the future and he is kind of like the kingās dad. I was so disappointed by BBC Merlin. I turned it on and I was like āWhat the fuck is this shit, where is my perverted old man?ā
Wait he is a wizard? In the translation into my language of BBC's Merlin they called him a sorcerer.
i have not watched bbc merlin but my understanding of Merlin as a figure is that his powers come through study of magic which therefore makes him a wizard.
They donāt. Heās the son of a demon and God gave him the power to see the future and the past. Heās not a wizard by D&D terms, all other wizards decided to copy his perverted old man drip:
Exactly, Merlin is not A wizard, he is THE wizard. Wizard Prime. Wizard 1.0.
I mean, other wizards may have copied his clothing style, but they arenāt perverted old men.
name one
i don't care if it's nazis, mormons, or a bunch of misguided autistic people. if anyone ever tries to tell you your soul is from another planet and you're actually part of the class of impressive people that secretly did everything cool in the world but is now extinct and lives on through your broken genome, you RUN. YOU WILL RUN AWAY. YOU WILL SPRINT FULL SPEED AWAY FROM THAT.
grabs you by the shoulders listen. listen to my words. i understand the urge to make fanfiction about yourself and to find a reality in which you're super awesome and great and everyone who hates you is wrong and dumb. i get it. you're better than that. you can love yourself without putting other people down, dehumanizing and generalizing, and retaliating against your oppressors.
there's no NPCs. there's no aliens coming to save us. we're not the next step in human evolution. our hyperconnected nervous systems give us terrible sensory overwhelm more often than they make us geniuses. neurotypical people are sentient, conscious, aware people who are capable of understanding you. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different. we're more the same than we are different.
any time someone starts talking shit about country music on my post without specifying that they mean modern mainstream country, Iām like nuh uh. not around here, pardner.
*hits the joint* In the Harry Potter universe, Merlin is canonically a Hogwarts alumni and a Slytherin, which is impossible because Merlin predates the existence of Hogwarts by centuries. Of course, JK Rowling didnāt know that because she is a dumb bitch. Iām sorry. Misogynistic phrasing. She is a willfully ignorant and hateful, deeply unlikable and ill-informed, untalented and unspeakably cruelā¦..person. Seriously, how could you write a series about British wizards without truly understanding THE British wizard. Anyway, Merlin would never be able to attend any sort of organized schooling. Heās definitely self-taught in every universe because heās the most powerful wizard ever AND heād have been expelled from any institution before he stepped through the door. The only reason they havenāt escorted him away from Camelot is because he can see the future and he is kind of like the kingās dad. I was so disappointed by BBC Merlin. I turned it on and I was like āWhat the fuck is this shit, where is my perverted old man?ā
Wait he is a wizard? In the translation into my language of BBC's Merlin they called him a sorcerer.
i have not watched bbc merlin but my understanding of Merlin as a figure is that his powers come through study of magic which therefore makes him a wizard.
They donāt. Heās the son of a demon and God gave him the power to see the future and the past. Heās not a wizard by D&D terms, all other wizards decided to copy his perverted old man drip:
Exactly, Merlin is not A wizard, he is THE wizard. Wizard Prime. Wizard 1.0.
I canāt remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now weāre worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and weāre going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, heās been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.
To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.
Then again, if it was given a lifetime guarantee and both parties are still alive, grandpa might have ground to stand on.
I love the idea that the Lady of the Lake is an ancient naiad who is several thousand years old and Merlin has lived the lifespan of an average human and theyāve been in a situationship for decades but now it looks completely reprehensible because he is visibly an 80 year old man and she looks 20 max. The same with her and Lancelot, it is like Colin Farrell and Angelina Jolie in Alexander, that is her son but he looks older than her and has for years. Guinevere boiling with rage at Lancelot getting forehead kissing from some beautiful young maiden but that is his mommy.
Sheās the cougar here. They have this one exchange in a play (I do not remember which one atm) where Merlin offers to turn into a beautiful young man for her and she says āno thanks, I like old men bestā. She pre-ordered him.
I love the idea that the Lady of the Lake is an ancient naiad who is several thousand years old and Merlin has lived the lifespan of an average human and theyāve been in a situationship for decades but now it looks completely reprehensible because he is visibly an 80 year old man and she looks 20 max. The same with her and Lancelot, it is like Colin Farrell and Angelina Jolie in Alexander, that is her son but he looks older than her and has for years. Guinevere boiling with rage at Lancelot getting forehead kissing from some beautiful young maiden but that is his mommy.
This post is going to make me sound like a total assole and I preemptively apologize. This is not directed at anyone in particular. Giving music recs to people feels awesome and listening to music recs from people is a miserable experience 85% of the time. Iāll mention a classic song I like and someone will be like āHave you heard The Breadsticks cover of that? It is so good!ā and you pull it up and give it a try and it is hot garbage. It is coworker music. It is music you find on a playlist created for a popular YA ship. It is worse than the original by every conceivable metric and you sit back and realize someone thinks this is really good and you donāt want to hurt their feelings so you have no clue how to respond. We all know the phrase āyou canāt eat at everybodyās houseā but you really cannot listen to everyoneās music recommendations. Especially if it is unprompted. People are just rearing to tell you to listen to some bullshit. And it has nothing to do with how cool the person is, there are some very cool and chill people in this world who unironically listen to Imagine Dragons in their free time. You cannot possibly know if their taste in music is good or horrendous until it is too late and your ears have been subjected to some torment.
The thing is, Iām not really a music snob. The scope of music that I like is not narrow, I like a little bit of everything, from jazz to country to metal to rap to electronica. This is not a genre problem. Iām straight up perplexed by how this person has found music this bad and decided to listen to it regularly.
I feel like this is about chonny jash somehow
Iām not going to look up who that is because I think I have suffered enough <3
*hits the joint* In the Harry Potter universe, Merlin is canonically a Hogwarts alumni and a Slytherin, which is impossible because Merlin predates the existence of Hogwarts by centuries. Of course, JK Rowling didnāt know that because she is a dumb bitch. Iām sorry. Misogynistic phrasing. She is a willfully ignorant and hateful, deeply unlikable and ill-informed, untalented and unspeakably cruelā¦..person. Seriously, how could you write a series about British wizards without truly understanding THE British wizard. Anyway, Merlin would never be able to attend any sort of organized schooling. Heās definitely self-taught in every universe because heās the most powerful wizard ever AND heād have been expelled from any institution before he stepped through the door. The only reason they havenāt escorted him away from Camelot is because he can see the future and he is kind of like the kingās dad. I was so disappointed by BBC Merlin. I turned it on and I was like āWhat the fuck is this shit, where is my perverted old man?ā
Wait he is a wizard? In the translation into my language of BBC's Merlin they called him a sorcerer.
i have not watched bbc merlin but my understanding of Merlin as a figure is that his powers come through study of magic which therefore makes him a wizard.
They donāt. Heās the son of a demon and God gave him the power to see the future and the past. Heās not a wizard by D&D terms, all other wizards decided to copy his perverted old man drip:
This post is going to make me sound like a total assole and I preemptively apologize. This is not directed at anyone in particular. Giving music recs to people feels awesome and listening to music recs from people is a miserable experience 85% of the time. Iāll mention a classic song I like and someone will be like āHave you heard The Breadsticks cover of that? It is so good!ā and you pull it up and give it a try and it is hot garbage. It is coworker music. It is music you find on a playlist created for a popular YA ship. It is worse than the original by every conceivable metric and you sit back and realize someone thinks this is really good and you donāt want to hurt their feelings so you have no clue how to respond. We all know the phrase āyou canāt eat at everybodyās houseā but you really cannot listen to everyoneās music recommendations. Especially if it is unprompted. People are just rearing to tell you to listen to some bullshit. And it has nothing to do with how cool the person is, there are some very cool and chill people in this world who unironically listen to Imagine Dragons in their free time. You cannot possibly know if their taste in music is good or horrendous until it is too late and your ears have been subjected to some torment.
The thing is, Iām not really a music snob. The scope of music that I like is not narrow, I like a little bit of everything, from jazz to country to metal to rap to electronica. This is not a genre problem. Iām straight up perplexed by how this person has found music this bad and decided to listen to it regularly.
