by rights we shouldn't even be here

| Vee | they/them | Sideblog that accidentally became my main. I like Lord of the Rings and other things. Slowly liveblogging my way through One Piece. My altar egos: @crazymangogirl-inactive, @lovely-tvnes, @lovely-scares, and @its-groundhog-day.

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“Who would win, Hannibal or Dexter?”

I think they would have the most awkward fake philosophical conversation of all time

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I started writing out a whole conversation between them but that proved too ambitious for a bit (maybe something for AO3, which I’m sure has actually already been done) so instead I’m going to bring up my second point which is that people in the “Hannibal easily slays and eats Dexter” camp need to realize that the show Dexter usually looks like this

Whereas the show Hannibal largely looks like this

So I feel that their standoff is situational. if Dexter is bringing the Miami filter with him into this encounter, Hannibal is at a huge disadvantage because he’d just be like

Meanwhile, Dexter if Hannibal brings the Baltimore filter:

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“Who would win, Hannibal or Dexter?”

I think they would have the most awkward fake philosophical conversation of all time

[bitit]

hello tumblr one piece animation for you. made myself laugh lots with this one

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joe keery should have been the next julian casablancas but they cast him in stranger things so he could never be a true indie boy. sad.

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Hannibal watch update: does any of this benefit Hannibal in any way or is his gaslighting just love of the game

[mrsterlingeverything]

Its break your phone saturday

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it's honestly time for us English speakers to give in to Big Ananas

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

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Watching Hannibal I’m 4 episodes in and my impressions are that 1. Everyone keeps calling Will insane but he honestly seems normal 2. Hannibal pretty nice guy 👍 3. If I don’t get a single “haha your name rhymes with cannibal lmao!” joke I’ll be mad. I know it’s low-hanging fruit but it’s necessary.

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Episode 11 update. I still maintain that Will is normal but. The Malpractice.

[shotgunsins]

love how urban decay is vague posting about “a certain rockstar” that wore gash now that they’re bringing it back because clearly gerard was too busy playing with fake blood n guts to answer their emails

[that-house]

Thunderstorms are nature’s most fuckable events

[kosmogrl]

[beardedmrbean]

[offshoreoilrig]

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Conventional weapons

[nongunktional]

KNUC KTAT

OCTO PODE

HRBL TEAS

HOES MAD!

FENG SHUI

BOOL EANS

YOUS CUTE

DEWY EYED

PHAT BEAT

CHUM BUKT

CARD AMOM