by rights we shouldn't even be here

| Vee | they/them | Sideblog that accidentally became my main. I like Lord of the Rings and other things. Slowly liveblogging my way through One Piece. My altar egos: @crazymangogirl-inactive, @lovely-tvnes, @lovely-scares, and @its-groundhog-day.

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[lovely-v]

No one on the freccia will be stealing my suitcase because I’ve simply made it too heavy

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’ve just seen the craziest image

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[hexbugswallower]

I really enjoy the embryonic-stage xkcd comics from before randall munroe knew how to make them funny

[mortalityplays]

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

[octoberloved]

i miss manon #bringbackmywife

[lovely-v]

Everyone in Hannibal is like “will graham is committing the crime of thinking about stuff and feeling emotions”

[lovely-v]

> At a concert with a friend, his brother, and two of their friends

> Wow that was a great concert!

> Friend’s brother: oh shit I have to do my Duolingo!

> ask what language

> chess

> think I just misheard he must have said “Czech”

> pulls out his phone

> its chess

[cuunos]

okay this is an insane poll but for context: as a lot of people know, in fashion and styling, different people have different complimentary palettes. some people look better in cool tones, some people look better in warm tones, some in bright colors, some in pastels, etc etc. however, this also applies to metals, specifically gold vs silver. so,

do you know whether you "should" be wearing either silver or gold

yes, i know which looks best, and i stick with this

yes, i know which looks best, and i don't care

no, i don't know

nuance button

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

[cuunos]

i very much want to clarify before people get mad at me: i am not saying this is a thing that matters genuinely literally at all ever. i just am curious if most people care or are even aware of this.

[roycohn]

happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!

[lovely-v]

“Who would win, Hannibal or Dexter?”

I think they would have the most awkward fake philosophical conversation of all time

[lovely-v]

I started writing out a whole conversation between them but that proved too ambitious for a bit (maybe something for AO3, which I’m sure has actually already been done) so instead I’m going to bring up my second point which is that people in the “Hannibal easily slays and eats Dexter” camp need to realize that the show Dexter usually looks like this

Whereas the show Hannibal largely looks like this

So I feel that their standoff is situational. if Dexter is bringing the Miami filter with him into this encounter, Hannibal is at a huge disadvantage because he’d just be like

Meanwhile, Dexter if Hannibal brings the Baltimore filter:

[lovely-v]

“Who would win, Hannibal or Dexter?”

I think they would have the most awkward fake philosophical conversation of all time

[bitit]

hello tumblr one piece animation for you. made myself laugh lots with this one

[lovely-v]

joe keery should have been the next julian casablancas but they cast him in stranger things so he could never be a true indie boy. sad.

[lovely-v]

Hannibal watch update: does any of this benefit Hannibal in any way or is his gaslighting just love of the game

[mrsterlingeverything]

Its break your phone saturday

[lovely-v]

it's honestly time for us English speakers to give in to Big Ananas