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[hipattacks-deactivated20200630]

please tell booster they are the best for finding that mushroom, thank you. but you got it, all the content is yours. any other animals i find? also for you. what exactly does that entail? why’d you leave, wrestling picked up?

[dowieis]

I will let her know that she’s in charge of feeding the household now. See, thanks, I will take the world in content. And in general. It entails a lot of paperwork and phone calls, basically. No, wrestling didn’t really pick up - note technically. I started training for MCW as my day job instead. 

[dowieis]

My girl, she’s a provider.

[dowieis]

hipattacks‌:

i’m fairly lucky and get to see them a fair few times every time i go to work. or just on casual walks. same with some sweet cows, as well. next time i can get video, i will and i’ll be sure to tag you. what was the shoot job?

I used to just go out and hang with them on my breaks. So I appreciate the tag, I’m down to see that content. Horses and cows, because that’s fucking rad. I was working for Animal Welfare Victoria, desk job government stuff. 

[dowieis]

I call this one ‘The Current Economic Climate’

[dowieis]

It’s a shame that instead of holding corporations accountable for corruption or their continued mistreatment of employees, there’ll always be people willing to be exploited by the system because the concept of living their dream is more important than fixing the industry 

[dowieis]

In return, flower girl. @hipattacks

[hipattacks-deactivated20200630]

it’s a banger, and honestly, with how this year has gone.. at least there’s one thing to look forward to next year. blink 182, please take me away.

maybe a little. because if you’ve got the tractor, you’ve got the beer, you’ve got the animals ‘round your place. you’re like any country star’s wet dream come to life. maybe something sick for 31 will show up eventually. i’ll keep the faith alive. 

[dowieis]

It’s the little things in life.

2/3 ain’t bad, just ask Meatloaf and every person who has ever settled for mediocrity in their lives (aka most of them). I can make up for the tractor with everything else about me. What other country boys that you know can recite Hamilton back to front and take a perfect front bump? Exactly. Keep the faith for it to be ready for you one day, I’m almost over the hill.

[dowieis]

musicofmandrews‌:

I am definitely dramatic.  😂😂😂  I’ve tried to insist it’s just me being theatrical, but nobody’s buying it.  Might as well embrace it!  I mean, technically I did do something about it:  I expressed my feelings about it.  Other than that, there’s not much else I can do in our current climate.  I reckon I started early and have tapered off over the years.  I still swing through sometimes!  It’s just not as regular as it used to be.

Theatrical is a lot more fun, start pushing it the extra mile and maybe people will start to believe you. It’s just adding spice on your dramatics to really take it there. You did, that’s something more than groaning and scrolling. There’s plenty more you could do, current climate or not, you can get creative. Or don’t, because the groaning and scrolling is valid. Go hard, dude.  Well, I’ll be flying the flag when you want to show out.

[hipattacks-deactivated20200630]

i truly can’t wait for the year to zip by just so i can use every single “nobody likes you when you’re 23″ joke, honestly. and at least that ones more catchy and upbeat tune wise.

i wanna say there’s gotta be like.. maybe a country song? about being the dirty 30 or something? maybe? you just need a tractor now, i think. beer in the other hand.

[dowieis]

If you don’t wear it out, you’re not showing the respect for what they’ve given you. It’ll be time to be your worst self and have such an in built excuse. Simple, nobody likes you when you’re 23. It’s a great fucking tune, though.

You think, but you’re investing in that thought. Running with it. I have the beer on tap but everything else about being dirty 30 just isn’t for 2020. What a shit go.

[dowieis]

musicofmandrews‌:

The dramatic box?  Yes.  Do you have suggestions on better strategies instead of groaning while scrolling?  I’m semi-retired from thotting, but that doesn’t mean I’m not one.  I’m just not an active one!

Yes, the dramatic box. Usually if you think that someone is so pretty, I’d say do something about it. What you do about it is up to you, but groaning and scrolling is a passive option. Why would you ever retire? I think a retired thot is just a regular person.

[hipattacks-deactivated20200630]

i’ve never heard this song in my life and you are.. correct. this was not what i was looking for and now i’m just kind of staring into .. the abyss a little bit.

how old are you, are there any songs for your age?

[dowieis]

Chin up, kid, you’re where they want to be? I don’t know, I’ve got nothing to save how that song is. Your future is bright. Ask me again in a year and I’ll give you another song that won’t do for you what you want it too, but it’ll be a better one at least.

I’m 30. So we’re both feeling that song, don’t worry. But I don’t know any songs actually for my age if there are any. 

[dowieis]

Same.

[dowieis]

musicofmandrews‌:

My coping strategy is to be dramatic while admiring.  I know no other way at press time.  It takes a thot to know a thot, so hey.

I see you checking that box, then. Maybe now is the time to work on some more encompassing strategies, because I don’t think the pretty is going away any time soon.  I have not seen you do anything remotely thotty so I wouldn’t have known, but welcome to the club, take your shirt off.

[dowieis]

musicofmandrews‌:

I would never do anything but embrace and encourage.  Thank you for your contribution, sir.

Sounds like dealing to me, so what does the can’t cover? What do you want to do to deal? You’re welcome, thank you for appreciating my apparent thotness. 

[dowieis]

musicofmandrews‌:

All the pretty on dash. 😂😂😂

On a scale of things to deal with, I wouldn’t rate that too much of a struggle. Embrace and encourage. 

[dowieis]

musicofmandrews‌:

….I can’t deal. 😫😫😫

Can’t deal with...?

[dowieis]

Essentials.