Tonight I'm an alleycat

[gaystation-4]

me getting arrested for drunk & disorderly conduct

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

screenshots dont do this justice

[broitsablog]

*inhuman clicking*

[frostychica]

the millennial steve irwin

[agent-of-empathy-deactivated202]

Who is the Dumbass who decided we should stop calling medicine “potions” and “elixirs”

[tiinamenzel]

[whatismgmt]

Do u ever wanna punch urself in the face for procrastinating and ruining ur life

[stereofeathers]

yeah but I never get around to it

[realityexistsinmymind]

idk if this is funny or sad

[countcracula]

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

[lumnch]

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

[vintagesalt-deactivated20181115]

Winona Ryder || 1998

[bntyhuntr-remade]

[de-la-poussey-deactivated201812]

[babegirl]

[kitkat1011233]

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[trendingly]

[gusty]

How do I make money online?

I’ve been making a lot of money using an survey website. I’ve been doing it for a few months now and make $70 per day from doing their online surveys.

Here is the link for the one I use if you want to give it a try.

This site is one of the few that does not need your email > click here

You can sign up for the site and you get a bonus just for signing up. I’ve been paid about 10 times from each so I know it’s not a scam. It’s easy and quick to sign up and it’s worth giving it a try.

You’ll be able to complete the surveys and redeem your points for paypal cash, a check, or giftcards. Good luck and have fun! I wish someone told me about this sooner :)

[king-is-king]

I’ve been using these both for a while and I take the surveys in my free time and make $80-$200 per week from it. It’s definitely worth the extra income in you have some free time to spend a few minutes on these. Definitely helps out so I can buy my makeup!

[ohreallywilly]

You halfway through Dinner w/ parents when she says "Daddy can you pass the yams"...

Out of instinct you reach for it the same time her pops do…sooo now her dad looking at you like..

[ohreallywilly]

Meanwhile you looking back like…

[ohreallywilly]

Yo girl sitting there like..

[ohreallywilly]

& Her mom lowkey freak ass sitting there like…

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

Grandma be like

Grandpa be like

[leonegro-davinci]

The dog like

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

The cat like

[ohreallywilly]

The bird like..

[profitjah]

The Uncle under his breath like…..

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

Pastors wife be like

[blackboyjoy]

Ohmygawd 😂

[preciousluv35-deactivated201808]

Love it

[breastman31]

Big brother be like

[arivetingenigma]

I have to reblog this 😂 I just have to!

[hypnotic-flow]

the trees outside the window are like

[nuevayor]

x

[nuevayor]

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP