[heavy breathing] A bUG......

Spores, 28, scorpion breeder. I cannot shut up about bugs. Hit up my inbox and once i have energy I'll be your #1 source for obscure animals and weird useless facts about them. If im not answering, I promise im not intentionally ignoring you & I don't hate you. I am just super tired all the time and also stupid forgetful.

[kingcatnine]

can you reblog and tell me which of your ocs has the stupidest name

[itsthebeastpeddler]

A few rabbit friendos left over from this weekend! Thanks to everyone who picked something up!

shop 🗡 patreon 🗡 ko-fi 🗡 threadless

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[madeofklay]

I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it

[teaboot]

Holy Shit

[depsidase]

[mevil]

[chunkybells]

Unamused pickle

[androdragynous]

I wish we lived in a beautiful world where people did not use things for evil because I wish I could send gifts to people without knowing their address or asking them to doxx themselves. because like. for example sometimes i will be like oh that's a cute guinea pig plushie I wish I could send it to my guinea pig mutual who I've never spoken to or interacted with because I think they'd like it. but I can't do that without being like, hi, I'm a stranger on the internet you've never spoken to, tell me your home address, I want to mail you an object. I just want to be able to hand a box to the post office worker and be like, hello, this is for guineapigmutual, and they will nod and say yep we know exactly who that is and they will take it and mail it and I don't need to ever know the actual address or name or anything. unfortunately things cannot work like this but I can dream

[fern-bird]

Robin season has really kicked off here in Victoria, and what a wonderful season it is!

These sweet little birds are male Red-capped robins, and usually when you see a photo of them they are side on, I actually didn't realise until taking these pics that they have a funny little square bib 😅 I think it's cute though. It's so square.

Each year, several species of Aus robins migrate down from their summer higher elevation ranges to all across the country. It's just amazing to be able to see such vibrant creatures so close to home!

[dajo42]

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

[brooklynbridgebirds]

Scarlet Tanager Brooklyn Bridge Park Pier 1 Dark Forest

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[rainyflock]

[Woops and spins seductively in your general direction]

[daftpatience]

this is what i wanted to make! feel free 2 use this for whatever i love you

[indicatheory]

[virgo-disaster]

The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:

Bonus:

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

insane 67-dollar phone at target

so im at target right now doing christmas shopping with my dad and?? there’s just this… 67 dollar phone? not even like 69.99 or something but 67?? nnone of the other phones are like this??

see you guys in ten years when EVERYTHING is 67 i guess LMAO

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

…

………..

[dogpuppy]

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[i-suggest-landback]

me too

[i-suggest-anarchism]

me three

[i-suggest-becoming-a-fish]

I have an idea as well