Phalanx employee of the month

Bi,they,them/Ren Everyone's favourite Phalanx employee 🫡. I have a huge phalanx Nemesis Obsession. Other than that I love. everything related to theme parks. I like yapping Send me asks. I love hearing what you Have to say

[downi-go]

PINNED POST !!

alright time I did this

Hi! I’m Ren. I’m genderfluid and use any pronouns but mainly they,them. I’m on the waiting list for a diagnosis but I may have ADHD. I’m also quite prone to medical issues at the time of writing I’m getting them checked out.

I’m a Uk based cosplayer and artist and just professional yapper. I do go to cons. I’m not on any other social media. So no I don’t have Tik tok or insta 😔(I have severe problems with Tik tok. I may remind you. But please don’t ask for more Details 😊)

The stuff I enjoy! :

Alton towers, theme parks , good omens, doctor who, House md, MUSE (Band) ,will Wood , Torchwood , buffy the vampire slayer, zombieland , I have no mouth and I must scream (ihnmaims), mouthwashing , portal + more

My blog is a safe space for those who are LGBTQIA+, neurodivergent people, therians, cosplayers , fursuiters and more!

Feel free to ask me stuff. I answer pretty quick and I honestly love hearing what you have to say. Just please keep it sfw! I’m fine with spamming as well!

DNI: Vivziepop stans, proshippers, zoophiles, loli/shota, NSFW blogs, MAPS , and just weird people

please do not be weird to my OCs or me. Including when I’m in cosplay. It’s really uncomfortable.

my art and cosplays feature intense themes or stuff that might need trigger warning so. TW for blood, gore, hallucinations, insanity, infections, and just themes suited for maybe around 15+. I don’t mind people under that age interacting tho :)

thanks and bye!

[orangelevator]

H A H SPEED'S TRACK IS SHORTER THAN MINE GET REKT MF

[downi-go]

That means you were more expensive to build

[cringethoosie]

Dude the British theme park industry is fucking screwed. Universal is coming to town.

Thorpe better start building that scheduled RMC.

[downi-go]

to everyone living in the uk. Go support your local parks

Especially merlin parks cause they seem to be struggling rn. And small parks like adventure island. Cause despite whatever people say with “oh universal is gonna help the parks”. It’s really not

[bittersweetsadboi]

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

[gallileawinds]

oh my god

[tollhousecookiedough-deactivate]

I HAVE BEEN GETTING THIS TEXT REGULARLY FOR WEEKS

HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN’T

[imagine-that-one-thing]

I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!

[thefartshart]

oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. it’s been freakin’ EVERYWHERE lately. i haven’t been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shit’s scary.

not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED. 

DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION. 

IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN. 

ALSO SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

[67-chevy-baby]

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!! REPOST THIS TO SAVE A LIFE!!

[twiixr4kidz]

!!!!!!!!!

[xxbensoloxx-deactivated20210430]

PLEASE REBLOG! THIS IS VERY SERIOUS!!

[fard-man-deactivated20211120]

uh no im not allowing sex trafficking imma just reblog thisss- 

[bunnypawws]

!!!! Reblog !!!!

[glowinthedarkjello-deactivated2]

RE-FOKIN-BLOG MATE

[solisitude]

Stop whatever the fuck you’re doing and 

REBLOG

[downins]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[incorrectlycorrectfun]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

DON’T GIVE ANOTHER THOUGHT AND JUST REBLOG THIS RIGHT NOW

[wandamaximoffbae-deactivated202]

I DONT CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS, REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

[s0le-surv1v0r]

REBLOG!!

[hadu-world-100-deactivated20220]

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!!! REBLOG THIS! YOU COULD SAVE A LIFE!!

[alexglitches]

REBLOGGG

[bernkastel11]

I’M SORRY IF I BOTHERED YOU BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!

@zuffer-weird-girl @lotusxcharms @honey-ryuu-clover @clanlessrebel @nanamisflowerfield @trappola-caramel @kitty-is-chilling

Tag your friends for more awareness!!!!

[why-am-i-here-someone-save-me]

no think. just clicking reblog. -Luci, probably

[magickdesign]

Oh we’re reblolgging? Is that what we’re doing? Okie!

*SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON*

[amingethia]

Sorry to bring this back but I just got a text like that today so. Protecting others means informing them.

[local-lily-pad-reblogs-deactiva]

all my mutuals please reblog this

[foxy-not-pirate]

@one-time-i-dreamt @a-hobit @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @owl-house-incorrectly

Every big-ish blog I’ve ever interacted with, help, please!

[queerkingdom69]

REBLOGGING

[sundove88]

Reblogging the heck outta this!!

[thehyperrequiem]

THEY ARE NOT TAKING ME ALIVE!!!

[thebutterflyoficeandwisteria-de]

EVERYONE REBLOG THIS FOR WHAT EVER IS OUT THERE’S SAKE

NOW

[jeanosthecatperson-deactivated2]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS

[jeanosthecatperson-deactivated2]

@everydaygremlin @viv-bot-420 @thebutterflyoficeandwisteria

@ruminoceda @drowninnoodles @galacticmaham @yes-the-bs @avethepigeon @thenocturnenarrator

I’m so sorry this is the only people I could think of stay safe everyone!!!! please

[drowninnoodles]

What the fuck guys

Please reblog this

[worstutfanonthingpoll]

REBLOGGING

[gakriele-lvs-blog]

Obligatory reblog! @imhumanguysiswear @childlikegoblinqueen @teaontoasty @spinaroos-47 @smokestarrules Sorry if this bothers you but I do know someone who has received these messages so it better not to take any chances!

[huggingstuffiesandcrying]

@seven-rats-in-a-trenchcoat @hyperdragonthings @infinite-survivor-choco @nintendoneko64 @dib-thing-wannabe @ducky-died-inside @rosiroleplays @hate-not-wanting-a-name @wouldvecouldveshouldvesaidno @trashbins-stuff @koala2055 @lordfreg @thegremlinunderyourbedhehe @possibly-a-table-or-just-gay @skeezpyuff @genderlessjacky @din0s-in-space @waytoobsessed @stupid-wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisdom @i-may-be-an-emu @theo-is-anxious @kestrel-wish @mexican-coke-wannabe and literally every other human on this site, please reblog

[snowysadnesss]

@knightish-knight @turtle-babe83 @pommigranite @yumeyleo @leosmasktails @raphaelthebigbrother @white-demilo @bucket-of-nickels @yourleastfavoriteguyinthechair

[hanaskifanta]

THIS IS VERY VERY SERIOUS PLEASE JUST REBLOOOOOGG!!!!!!!!!!!

[cult-of-the-lamb-fan]

OH MY GOD HAIKU BOT SHOULD REBLOG

[iilmunchkiin-deactivated2025112]

REBLOGGING.

[rosalinastan1]

GUYS.REBLOG REBLOG.

[mrsoftthoughts]

@ebony-reine-vibes

[sprout-lmao]

@sillylunaa @yuri-the-boxfox @misty-sees-you

[xd3ardiaryxx]

THIS IS FUCKING MESSED UP. REBLOG IT IF YOU CAN!! THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT!! EVEN IF YOU’RE A MINOR HERE!! WE NEED EVERYONE HERE SAFE

[cats-and-books-4-me]

Reblog? Alrighty then!

[cheesuschristman]

FRICKING REBLOG

[olliethefurry]

@non-tyrannical-usa REBLOG WHTH THE LIST

[ask-and-communty-only-blog]

reblog

@specified6 @ask-jax-things @chosen-ludwig-and-koopalings @spring-lock-scars137 @shortmomma1993 @hophopscotch @queensaskblog @voxtek-enterprises-offical @ask-zestial @alastorisbestdad @blitzascbog @voxtechsmellsgreatactually @askyourauntierosie @ask-angel-dust-w @cursedcatastor @hazbinsprotectorxxx @ask-radioapple @princesscharliesstuff @ask-the-queen-beelzebub @madly-enthusiastic @husk-says-no

PLS REBLOG!!!

[ask-jax-things]

NOT A DRILL 🪛

[ask-caine-things]

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE, FELLOW WOMEN

[kattozilla-blog]

as a man I agree

REBLOG THIS ⚠️

[joytheskeleton]

@quishyorgannet @decaffeinated-heads @thisisadriana4evertugsfan @giabunnygirl @spooks-is-scared @noellecatowo

[bluebird-was-here]

I haven’t gotten it, but now I’m kinda scared lol

[rubythestar]

not sure who’s a girl or boy, but tagging random ppl I follow and check out their blogs daily so they can reblogging it!

@magicicephoenix @evilheart12 @f1zzyst4r@trekkerac @ayyy-imma-ninja @miwachan2 @kriimhild @dad-sun-and-moon @personally-reblogs @agent-darkfest @agoabbeyofcyn @agospadillelicious

Please !reblog this, I’m scared for some ppls lifes

[kriimhild]

yeah don’t open weird links that pop up in your sms. especially with an unknown number like that.

If someone wants to comliment you they’ll do it on your socmed in comments, not sending links 😀

[fleetway1900]

@monochromeinfinite @moderator-monnie and @alvisthefox please reblog and stay safe

[multifandomaroace]

@itz-pandora @happyfacelol @edgyhedgie @edgyhedgiereblogs @pandora-in-babyjail @rednexxsaysthing @a-random-boo @reinafish @without-any-title @aspenartzz

Stay safe you guys!! I love you <3

[edgyhedgie]

PLEASE DO NOT THE LINK

seriously.

[wilfre-the-medical-bot]

(FRAGGING REBLOGGING THIS I WANT EVERYONE ELSE TO BE SAFE)

[certified-woman-kisser]

Reblog this immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[griffinclawforlife]

fucking reblog people

[downi-go]

wait yipeeee I’m going see the smashing pumpkins in august

[downi-go]

Hey. Does anyone wanna talk rn. I’m kinda struggling my rn. And would appreciate someone to talk to. You can send me asks. Reblog whatever. Even dm me. Please.

[downi-go]

Guys just canon this entire video. If I wanna show anyone What my oc is like now. I’ll just show them this video. He’s not “evil”. As In your traditional sort of “villain” so to speak. As a human, he’s a jerk your average dickhead sort of antagonist. He doesn’t really do anything too major. But while under nemesis control. I’m playing draw and maybe even do some sfx (I’m still learning. Taking courses on sfx and just learning to improve my sf makeup and just cosplay in general) some of the worst gore/ darkest stuff I think I’ve thought up so far. I’m looking into making comics or even animating. But I won’t be able to get a proper art set up I til at least after may.

yap over. He’s so cool. He doesn’t deserve his fate 😔

[nemyzilla]

homander but with xcel lmao

[downi-go]

Guys I started this. And I’m so so happy with it like it’s the best art I’ve ever done. But like. I’m really scared when I colour it I’m gonna fuck it up. Here’s your evidence it looked good before I go in and fuck it up.

[downi-go]

Guys I started this. And I’m so so happy with it like it’s the best art I’ve ever done. But like. I’m really scared when I colour it I’m gonna fuck it up. Here’s your evidence it looked good before I go in and fuck it up.

[ghostyboys]

Maybe don't stick around if Dr Wills looks at you like this. What he'll put you through if you stay definitely won't make you happy. Until it forces you to, of course.

[12-oz-joy]

OLD MAN FAILURE AKA OBLIVION/RENNY

[permasmile]

Permasmile part 13: Negotiations.

I have been excitedly waiting to get to this part since the beginning. You have no idea how much I was looking forward to drawing and sharing this.

These characters belong to @andersam5 and not to me. I do not claim ownership of Altonverse. This is strictly an AU, so the lore may differ from theirs. Also, thank you to Caspian for beta reading this part.

[thesmilershoptv-deactivated2026]

oookay so i've rambled a bit about this sub-topic of the smiler advocate test here and there, here's a small finding update!

quick resume:

being on the hunt for certain things about towers i came across this case of a seemingly lost-to-time recording of 'The Smiler Advocate Test' (which is also very much nearly lost to time as well), and well with a bit of media hunting and web surfing, i managed to find a few new details along the way!

1- Snapshot where i found a glimpse of the video (https://web.archive.org/web/20160826204702/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef45vWBBpM8)

2- OG link of the video itself which pops up in the aforementioned snapshot (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3faZFKoRAw)

Unfortunately, that seems to be mostly all there is about this video, as web archive has not archived the video itself.

So, what's the update?

I managed to find the og channel link of the user who uploaded this video (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfUYzilPVuzRmM2B2IH585w) but web archive doesn't seem to have anything about that either :[

If anyone out there has information about this video in specific and/or it's contents, please let me know :]!!

[hyper-coasters]

if you could change the soundtrack to any roller coaster of your choosing to whatever music / song you want, what would your choices be?

mine is id replace the smiler laugh track with s&m by rihanna

[prinzunderground]

Turbines soundtrack with Psyké underground by mosimann

[downi-go]

change oblivions soundtrack to oblivion by royal blood 🙏🙏

[downi-go]

You me at six was crazy. A really nice crowd. And the supporting bands mouth culture and the blackout were amazing too. The blackouts performance was really fun tho. Genuinely thought I was gonna get hit but shean’s bloody mic. They had to tape it down incase it went flying

[downi-go]

I’m seeing you me at six tonight (you roller coasters nerds that follow me might recognise them from the swarm theme) it’s a nice atmosphere especially for someone who get overwhelmed pretty quick