so.. what is happening with the other sprites of turbo time 2? are they doing ok? we don't hear from them much..
Ha! What am I, their keeper? Who cares? None of them are the ✨STAR✨ of the game like I am! Why would you want to hear about their boring ass lives?
Wait, for real, though? You actually--
Ugh, fine! I’ll get you caught up on those losers. Guess I kind of am their keeper, anyway...
Lag’s been spending more and more time in his “secret” lab whenever the arcade’s closed. Doing his usual crimes against god, or whatever.
Or, crimes against a god, anyway. I think he knows better than to try and test the only god that really matters, lmao. Not after--
Iggy’s probably bar-hopping somewhere in the wires, trying to get as much tail as physically possible.
Not like he can get a lot of action in the arcade anymore.
Nitro’s definitely enjoying the fact that he’s, like, the only stable guy in this game with a nice and healthy relationship. Living it up in Rapture with Chrome on his off-time.
Probably educating the local populace on weeb culture. Which -- OK, pff, that’s kind of a funny thought. What do 1940s waifus look like? Betty Boop, I guess?
Well, getting back on topic, I’ll bet Napalm’s burning something or someone to the ground. And just generally proving that Nitro’s not actually as stable as he fakes he is.
He’s, uh, he’s probably...
Ha! Literally who cares?? Who gives a shit about that second place blue bitch?? Don’t say yes, ha! You’d be lying. You’re lying.
That waste of hard drive space? Off drowning his collection of sorrows in cheap booze? Pissing off everyone who’d ever try and help him be slightly less miserable? Blinding himself to what’s good when he sees it? Maybe, pfff, fucking Lieshka and wishing she was me?
I could go on! But I really don’t want to.
I. Really. Don’t want to.
The less I know about what Jet’s doing, the better.
As long as the idiot shows up sober enough to race every day, I couldn’t care less.