AntBoy

Grimm; They/Them I am 20+ years of age and this blog will contain the occasional 18+ post but i will try to tag them appropriately! this is a big mash-up of all the things i like and lots of things i find funny. if you need anything specific tagged lmk. Enjoy!

[aptronyms]

white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif

[aptronyms]

violence 4 life

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[whirlybirbs]

personally obsessed with the idea that there’s a shitty, pop culture magazine that circulates on the grand line for years, but has more recently wormed its way into the pirate zeitgeist because of their special edition, annual issue of sexiest pirate alive.

the first year it gets big, shanks comes in at the top only to be dethroned by a nineteen year old portgas d. ace twelve months later. it gives shanks a complex. then, trafalgar law sweeps for two years in a row despite refusing to humor this whole spectacle. slutty, bedazzled heart pirates crop tops start becoming popular in port towns.

eustass kid is pissed. trafalgar is a virgin loser. he rigs the voting and threatens the editor. he comes in first the following year, but killer gets more attention from the article because 1.) blonde 2.) masked 3.) dick-skin shredded.

they start implementing a top-five system because of how many letters of complaint the publisher starts to receive — which only makes the dick measuring contest even worse, because now sanji and zoro are tied for #5 and they’re going to kill each other.

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

I think American accents are cute I love hearing American cuties talking yes bitch show me how rhotic your rs are

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Especially because I hear absolutely nothing but Australian accents and I'm so tired of it. I want an American girlboy gf. "Waahtermelon" yes bitch.

[larval-tear]

carr keys. starr worrs. superr duperr. etc

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Music to my ears

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Excellent work ladies

[evilbutnotinasexyway-deactivate]

[sea--burn]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[theslowesthnery]

when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like

"that guy's wrong tho"

[theslowesthnery]

you get it

[pillowspace]

There are many people who don’t share this sentiment, but I have an appreciation for when a fanfic is so separated from canon that it could’ve easily been its own original novel, and yet the author was only ever going to put that much energy into it if their favourite characters got to be there

[pillowspace]

I think there’s a difference between “the author stripped the media of everything it had to replace it with something easy” and “the author thought up a concept they really really like and are bestowing it upon the character like a medal”

[thecryptkeeper]

[starlightwayfinder]

I’m the x series’ worst advertiser but please know that you SHOULD WATCH THEM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[obscure-entity]

i like the genre of animal photos where you can tell they just dipped their face into a carcass and they dont even care (artistic interpretation)

[obscure-entity]

sequel as a thank you for all the fucked up images everyone has sent

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[its-too-many-fandoms]

Omg I love this piece. Grace the hanging man, content with his life but cannot avoid the changes coming; the ship his noose, the rope that binds him to his fate; the blood red stars beside him, Olesya and Yáo the angels haunting him in the background. Eva Stratt, the one who holds it all on her back, the world is literally on her shoulders, the Petrova line on her neck. She will not falter, cannot afford to move, and yet still she glares at us. Eva challenges us, daring us to ask if we could do better, if we could hold her burden for even a fraction of the time.

Eve, the mother of sin, who held the world in her hands and was cursed for not knowing.

Eva, director of the task force, who now holds the world, and still must curse man to save it.

In the end, it always falls on a woman. I could never hate you Eva Stratt

[lorencethecat]

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

[viralfrog]

[yellow-cat]

fuck off. its thursday. join my rat king.

[1919free]

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[rotting-coyote]

These things happen in my dreams constantly

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog