why would you ask me that. why would you ever ask me that.

you know, i find that being alone is actually a great gift because it prepares you for what real life is, um, like. 

[holographicaxolotl]

Public consultation on the animals to put on new uk banknotes btw.

Help us celebrate the UK's wildlife

[dozenhawks]

VOTE CURLEW.

[ulyssessimpsongrant]

It’s 2026 and getting frothing at the mouth angry at rainbow capitalism is still stupid because it’s always been a neutral barometer for the social climate around LGBT+ stuff by the way.

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[dozenhawks]

i actually love being discriminated against. makes me feel great

[dozenhawks]

check out this beautiful bowl i made. what colour should it be...

[nemfrog]

A youth discovers he has butterfly wings. Les Belles images. November 28, 1912.

Gallica

[json-derulo]

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

[json-derulo]

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

[json-derulo]

do you know your blood type??

yes, I'm certain of it

I think my family told me what it was but I'm not sure/no recent test to confirm

no, I have no clue

I don't have blood/results

Voting ended onJun 2

[alfadragoness]

[nattousan]

happy fagged out friday

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[detroitlib]

"No Gas! Reading is not Rationed. Let's Go Read! Kalamazoo Public Library"

[knowyournewmeme]

Steely Dan - Peg SUBLIMINAL LYRICS??????

I see your picha, your name in lights: “Abubeh”

[dozenhawks]

sitting in the office at my corporate job listening to marxist love disco ensemble

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[dozenhawks]

pearl in steven universe

[thedeliaishere]

theistic crystal shop: these crystals will align your chakras and induce spiritual healing

materialist crystal shop: these crystals will make you feel better because they're a cool part of nature and pretty to look at :)

agnostic crystal shop: no one knows why the crystals are good.