Just really into egyptian geese

Thea! she/her

[ashenmind]

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

[enki2]

[toskarin]

you ever drop the ramen in the water and think about how much it would suck to be on it like a little raft. just making conversation

[puppygirllaika]

Christians will say "i wish she'd stop shoving her faggotry down my throat" as if that isn't a literal gift from god.

[puppygirllaika]

"she's shoving her faggotry down my throat" okay??? tilt your head back and relax your neck muscles then.

[threedollarsdotcom]

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

[toskarin]

[with full awareness I am about to offer the most violent and least helpful solution to the problem at hand] perhaps it is time... for a woman's touch

[valtsv]

it's always "you need to quit using the demon blade that is corrupting your soul and encouraging you to shed oceans of blood in its name cold turkey, you need to stop right now" and never "let's discuss some harm reduction techniques that will help you to form a more positive, safer relationship with the demon blade"

[cparti-mkiki]

[the-final-sif]

The plot of slay the spire 2 is currently that there's a man at the top of this tower DESPERATELY trying to read a book, and his rude whale coworker keeps resurrecting people and lying to them to get them to go bother him so he can't read his book. He's so tired.

[maykitz]

you forget what an insane, insane, insane step forward the ability to ctrl f keyword search digital texts or whole libraries for specific information is until you have to find something in analogue writing

[explosionshark]

this morning i bought what i think are the best cherry tomatoes I've ever had in my life and I'm really trying to stay present and just enjoy them but I won't lie i keep catching myself borrowing grief from the future, imagining my tomatoless life to come

[striders]

it must feel good as fuck to replace the prizes and value and hatred in your body with someone’s blood when you’re a really big frog

[lilliankillthisman]

whenever one of my mutuals has a bad day I have to fight the urge to comment "they hate you and they want to kill you!!" which in my mind is a statement of commiseration and support but which in real life is ummmmmm not one of those

[artbyblastweave]

Actually, they find that term judgmental and offensive, they self-identify as a That-Which-Gives-Life-Meaning Cult. And they're saying that they're gonna Give Meaning to the Life of one hostage every hour until we agree to stop producing antibiotics so that nature can take its intended course. Or until all the hostage's lives are super meaningful. Whichever comes first

[dessometrics]

imo you're probably not walking around parks at dusk enough. Give it a try!

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[ukulelehitter-deactivated202603]

its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds

OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic