Dweeby Muffin @dpdmikemunroe-remade-blog - Tumblr Blog

I’m remaking I’m not giving out the url have fun finding me if you can

#certain people have the url already

idklmfaoooo

001. 002. 003. 004. 005. 006. 007. 008. 009.

#the glitchy sad one = me

bonkalore

oops

#shitty tag

chuwenjie

80s teens! I adore this movie, it’s one of my favorites.

#Ferris tag

joelheymann-deactivated20151109

#alfred tag

im gonna make an nsfw blog

#personal

someone: hi

me, wringing my hands, looking at the ground and swaying while i mumble almost incoherebly: Hello I Am Neurotypical How Are You

GUESS WHO’S GOING TO SEE HEATHERS THE MUSICAL LIVE IN MAY??? THIS FUCKER

#caps lock

natives

larimii

001 🐾 002 // 003 🐾 004

#I want all of them

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

I feel like whenever Roald Dahl wrote children characters he was trying to make each one more depraved and miserable than the last. So by the time he wrote James and the Giant peach he had to top Charlie Bucket being broke with lazy grandparents and Matilda being the only smart member of a verbally abusive family and got SO frustrated trying to think of a way to make this character miserable until finally he just gave up and pulled out

“Fuck it. Ya know what. His fuckin parents got eaten by a rhino. Also his only friends are bugs. And he lives in fruit. I don’t care anymore”

thenightvalepost

Dating Advice

Don’t remove jewels from your crown to make it easier for others to carry. Find someone with stronger hands. Preferably someone with talons, perhaps large wings to lift the weight, a beak to fend off predators. Date a pterodactyl. Pterodactyls are good company.