[dpmacias0-blog]

Most people expect that you fucking headbang to heavy metal music, but I just fell asleep listening to the devil in i by Slipknot

[mitskiki]

That would be an interesting one. You should take that on. 

[dpmacias0-blog]

searching for computers on your old computer is probably the biggest form of betrayal

[dpmacias0-blog]

What's up? I'm 3 years too late for this trend, but idgaf. Tell me what I should do next!

[respectfulmemes]

[dpmacias0-blog]

I approve.

[death-metal-k1ttens-deactivated]

"history of the entire world, i guess" things that are definitely going to become meme culture

- “howw did this haappen?“ 

- "weather update”

- “the sun is a deadly lazer" 

- “coming soon to a dank river valley near you" 

- “you could make a religion out of this” 

- “wow, that’s,… big” 

- “chiiiina is whole again… then it brooooke again” 

- “helll yea now we’ve got buusiness” 

- “whoops, half of europe just died” 

- “hey christians, do you sin?” 

- “that’s bullshit. this whole thing is bullshit. that’s a scam.” 

- “we gotta start pillaging some stuff” 

- “let’s overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off!” 

- “you could make a reli-” “no, don’t" 

- “that’s just where he lives” 

- “they never got ethiopia” 

- “well, blame something on them and go to war" 

- “wow, that worked?” 

- “wanna print a brain?” 

- “by the way, where the hell are we?” 

- literally the whole video

[heckifiknowcomics]

sir

[dpmacias0-blog]

Uh

[thisvastlove]

I love you,” he shouts at her. “Well I don’t love you.” She fires back. “Because if I loved you, then I would notice how you tap your foot when you’re nervous. And how you bite your lip when you’re concentrating. And how you always, always, put pepper on first, then salt. If I loved you I would know that you hate dancing, which makes sense because if I loved you I would know that you’re a terrible dancer. I would know that you can’t look in a mirror for too long because you have your fathers eyes, and those eyes remind you of him leaving. I would know that the reason you don’t drink isn’t just because you hate the taste of whiskey. I would know that the ocean was your safe haven, your escape. But I don’t love you.” she ends, her lips trembling. She stares into those green eyes of his, her breath shaking, the words she had just spoken finally hitting her. “But maybe, maybe I do.

An Excerpt From a Book I’ll Never Write #13 (via thisvastlove)

Hey dude this is good

[vomitingwords]

I want to touch you. But not your skin. I want to see your eyes. I want you to look at me as if you’re trying hard to figure out something. I want to see you smile, the kind of smile that you never show to anyone. The kind of smile that reveals who you really are. I want you. The good and the bad. The confuse and sad. The jolly and silly. I want each and every single part of you —from your body to your soul— from your mind to your heart. I want to hold you and break everything that hurts you. Let me see you. Let me pass through that high wall of yours. Please let me, just let me see you. I just want to know that you’re truly happy.

ma.c.a // Let me feel you (via vomitingwords)