Dr.Acht

I'm Dr.Acht, Research Assistant/Forensic Biology. Currently studying SCP-5213 with Dr.Membrane's team.

[ask-dr-dib-membrane]

I attempted to recreate your glory in spore, Zim. Also can I call you Zimothy, young Zimothy?

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ZIM IS NOT SURE WHAT SPORES HAVE TO DO WITH THIS BUT YES YOU CAPTURED ME AMAZINGLY AND ZIM THANKS YOU HUMAN

[dr-acht]

I have no words.

[ask-dr-dib-membrane]

I think you might like moose, Zim, they’re funky animals!

ZIM DOES THINK THE MOOSES ARE COOL

BUT THEY ARE VERY BIG AND SCARY AND SOUNDS LIKE THEY SCREAM ALL THE TIME

[dr-acht]

That's a very cute Moose, 5213.

[ask-dr-dib-membrane]

A desert is a place almost completely devoid of moisture or water, as a result they are very hot and dry. Most life cannot live there

WHY DOES THIS PLANET HAVE SO MANY USELESS BIOMES

[ask-dr-dib-membrane]

Hello, all! I have returned! I'm very happy to see that Gaz has been answering a few questions! Unfortunately my tablet was broke but she replaced it with a brand new prototype! I am also very pleased at how far Zim has come with English! He still seems to struggle speaking it, so he's very quiet and has a lisp, but that's okay!

I will be answering all the questions that Gaz saved for me very soon! Also, Zim has his own tablet now, and I'll send all the questions for him to him so he can answer them! I'm very glad he's trusted enough to be personnel now, but it's such a shock that it happened so quickly without me knowing. Regardless! I am very excited to work with him on projects and things in the near future! I've heard he has a request for level 3 clearance put in, and hopefully that's granted soon!

[ask-dr-dib-membrane]

Has 5213-1 done anything odd other than glow? Do you have any idea what it’s function might be?

IT TEMPORARILY ATTACHED TO A HUMAN AND IT FELT WEIRD

THE HUMAN DIED

THE DIB HUMAN SEEMED HAPPY TO SEE ANOTHER HUMAN BLEED OUT ON THE FLOOR

[palenoface]

…did they kill keef

[ask-dr-dib-membrane]

“Keef”, also known as D-5337213, was killed by SCP-5213-1 during routine maintenance in SCP-5213’s containment cell. He knocked SCP-5213-1 off of its original host, and it attached to his chest, killing him shortly after.

More information about this incident can be found here.

-O5-9-2

[ask-dr-dib-membrane]

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE

THERE HAS BEEN A SECURITY BREACH

ALL PERSONNEL ARE CONFINED TO THEIR CURRENT LOCATION

DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEAVE

ANY ATTEMPTS TO LEAVE WILL BE MET WITH LETHAL FORCE

FOUNDATION INTERNET HAS BEEN LOCKED DOWN UNTIL THE THREAT HAS BEEN CONTAINED OR NEUTRALISED

[ask-dr-dib-membrane]

Has 5213-1 done anything odd other than glow? Do you have any idea what it’s function might be?

IT TEMPORARILY ATTACHED TO A HUMAN AND IT FELT WEIRD

THE HUMAN DIED

THE DIB HUMAN SEEMED HAPPY TO SEE ANOTHER HUMAN BLEED OUT ON THE FLOOR

[ask-dr-dib-membrane]

Friendly reminder to NOT be lewd or sexual towards any SCP.

Thank you.

-O5-9-2

[dr-acht]

If they could only listen to you.

[ask-dr-dib-membrane]

Updated Containment Procedures for SCP-5213

SCP-5213 is now considered Foundation Personnel with a level 1 clearance (level 3 clearance request pending). He is allowed to roam Site-⬛⬛⬛ as long as SCP-5618 OR 2 armed guards are with him. He is not to be left alone for his, and everyone else's, safety, as he is still considered Euclid class(Safe status pending), and 5213-1 is still considered an extreme threat, and retains it's keter status.

He is not to be allowed near any documentation about himself, or SCP-5618. He is not allowed to know of the existence of SCP-5618. To our current knowledge, he can now read full english, and should not be allowed near any classified documentation.

A translator is no longer required to have open communication with SCP-5213, though he does prefer to speak his natural language.

SCP-5213 is allowed to answer any questions regarding himself, his origins, or SCP-5213-1, as long as such questions are cleared by O5-9-1 or O5-9-2 first.

-O5-9-2

[ask-dr-dib-membrane]

I’ll put 10$ on the membrane theory too

Wow we have some big spenders in here. Why are you betting, though? This isn't a game.

-O5-9-2

[ask-dr-dib-membrane]

Can you describe 5618?

SCP-5618 is a standard humanoid with a height of 6 foot and a slightly below-average weight. He is Foundation Personnel. There is nothing anomalous about him until he is around SCP-5213.

The rest of the documentation is classified. You already know more than you should.

-O5-9-2

[ask-dr-dib-membrane]

Tell me more~ tell me more~ did you get very far?

Yes.

We discovered the existence of a new SCP, designated SCP-5618. Dr Membrane is not to know of this SCP's existence.

-O5-9-2

[dr-acht]

Wow can’t believe they fucked. That didnt take long

Who are you talking about? If this is about Dr.Membrane and 5213, no, they had no intercouse with each other!

[dr-acht]

Oh dear. The incident really -was- about Dr Membrane's 'bedside' manner…

Maybe.

[dr-acht]

Sample #005213

SCP: 5213

A sample was taken from SCP-5213 and tested as soon as possible. The mixture we got was secreted during the 'heat' in large quantities, its pinkish in color and has a sweet smell and slimy texture. It's translucent and appears to be addictive as observed in [REDACTED] behaviour.

Contains large amounts of glucose and other non-listed nutrients. Appears to be more acid than normal human lubrification, if that's the purpose. DNA is also present.

The DNA will be tested soon. Blood may be required.

Maintain [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] away from each other at all costs.

[dr-acht]

[REDACTED] - [REDACTED] - Blood Test

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SCP: X 

Sample: [REDACTED] blood

Blood sample collected for tests and research only.

Duration: 27:14:09

Amount:  [REDACTED]

- Results -

Plasma: Normal levels

Red Blood Cells: Normal levels

White Blood Cells: Normal levels

Cells Distribution: [REDACTED]

No Infections found. Second blood test in progress.

[dr-acht]

[Permeability and Liquid test]

SCP: 5213-2

Water was poured in. Fabric showed no signs of absorption and water bounced back. Oil and it's extracts had the same effect.

Addendum A: One of the strongest and durable materials I've worked with. Heat tests where made prematurely and it did not heat up at all, same thing with lower temperatures. It seems it can regulate it's own temperature. If it’s an [REDACTED] uniform or just clothes, wherever it comes from, their [REDACTED] can be more advanced than ours.

The clothing was submerged in other liquids. Gasoline, [REDACTED], Salt water, Acid, [REDACTED], Blood, [REDACTED] Material, [REDACTED] fluid, [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED].