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@dr-mortis-scp
Who are you and what's your deal ?
— 7
I am Dr. Madeline Mortis, researcher at SCP Foundation Site-[REDACTED]. I don’t frequently make posts on this site, however when I do, they will be almost exclusively related to the SCP Foundation, and will frequently be interactions with a certain colleague of mine. As for my “deal”, my primary focus is researching anomalous and esoteric objects and phenomena.
excuse me,
could you tell me where i am?
-🗡️🦉
Well, at the moment you appear to be in my office, though I suspect that’s not the answer you’re looking for. Currently, you’re inside of SCP Foundation Site-[REDACTED], though I’m unclear how one would get here unknowingly. It’s possible that someone got a bit too generous with the amnestics, but that wouldn’t explain why you’re currently in my office.
sorry, i just want to leave.
*he pulls at his collar.*
can you take this off?
That depends, why do you have it on in the first place?
i dont know.
*he pulls at the collar again. his hands are covered with burlap sacks.*
can you please take it off? i want to leave.
Let’s start at the beginning. Who are you, and what do you know about how you got here?
*he looks at you hesitantly.*
my name is ez, or kaf. i remember being out in my forest before everything went black and then i woke up in a cell.
thats all i remember.
You woke up in a cell? Did anybody talk to you while you were in there?
no. they talked to each other but not me. can you please take this off and let me leave?
How did you get out of that cell?
it opened.
It just opened? Did you see anybody open it?
no, not that i remember.
Do you remember what happened just before it opened?
i was staring at the ceiling before it opened.
Did you hear anything?
not that i remember. i only remember getting interrupted out of my thoughts by the door opening.
i stayed in the room for a couple minutes before leaving if that's worthy.
And I don’t suppose you’d happen to know where your cell was?
no, sorry.
is there somewhere i could get food?
That could potentially be arranged. Do you have any idea why you were put in a cell?
no, i just woke up there. i dont wanna be here, i did nothing wrong.
Do you know if you possess any… unusual abilities?
well, what counts as unusual?
*he laughed dryly, as if trying to get a chuckle from you. when you keep a straight face, he lowers his head, embarrassed.*
decay.
Decay? Can you elaborate a bit?
*he unbuckles the belt holding a burlap sack to his hand. the burlap sack falls off revealing his hand completely black up to half his forearm. he touches the wall and it immediately and quickly starts to decay. a black fungus spreads while releasing a sweet, candy-like smell as it decays alarmingly faster than anything should.*
does that help?
*he fastens the burlap sack back over his hand.*
sorry about the wall.
*a 100,000 volt shock is sent straight into him and an ear-splitting whistle that only he can hear releases from his collar, causing him to collapse to the floor in pain.*
W-what just happened?
*he whimpers in pain and reeks of burnt fungus and something sweet. a black fungus spreads around him.*
What the devil are you?
*he doesn't respond.*
Well this has escalated far past any of my initial expectations.
im sorry...
*he weakly tries to push himself up, leaving a sticky fungus-like mess on the floor that gets quick to decomposing what it touches. he can only get up to a sitting position, nauseated and disoriented.*
i didn't mean to do this, im sorry...
I’m sure you didn’t, however I’m afraid the damage is already done.
(She slowly reaches for a radio.)
no! please, im sorry! i didnt mean to!
*he tries to stand, but is too disoriented to keep balance.*
Don’t worry, I believe you. That’s actually what concerns me so much.
*he continues to try and stand up but can't keep balance.*
(She holds the radio near her face.)
Can I get a recontainment unit in [REDACTED]? I’m currently dealing with a seemingly escaped entity who’s demonstrated abilities pertaining to some sort of… corrosive fungus?
*when he hears this he frantically scrambles to get up but keeps falling.*
Please don’t make this harder than it needs to be.
excuse me,
could you tell me where i am?
-🗡️🦉
Well, at the moment you appear to be in my office, though I suspect that’s not the answer you’re looking for. Currently, you’re inside of SCP Foundation Site-[REDACTED], though I’m unclear how one would get here unknowingly. It’s possible that someone got a bit too generous with the amnestics, but that wouldn’t explain why you’re currently in my office.
sorry, i just want to leave.
*he pulls at his collar.*
can you take this off?
That depends, why do you have it on in the first place?
i dont know.
*he pulls at the collar again. his hands are covered with burlap sacks.*
can you please take it off? i want to leave.
Let’s start at the beginning. Who are you, and what do you know about how you got here?
*he looks at you hesitantly.*
my name is ez, or kaf. i remember being out in my forest before everything went black and then i woke up in a cell.
thats all i remember.
You woke up in a cell? Did anybody talk to you while you were in there?
no. they talked to each other but not me. can you please take this off and let me leave?
How did you get out of that cell?
it opened.
It just opened? Did you see anybody open it?
no, not that i remember.
Do you remember what happened just before it opened?
i was staring at the ceiling before it opened.
Did you hear anything?
not that i remember. i only remember getting interrupted out of my thoughts by the door opening.
i stayed in the room for a couple minutes before leaving if that's worthy.
And I don’t suppose you’d happen to know where your cell was?
no, sorry.
is there somewhere i could get food?
That could potentially be arranged. Do you have any idea why you were put in a cell?
no, i just woke up there. i dont wanna be here, i did nothing wrong.
Do you know if you possess any… unusual abilities?
well, what counts as unusual?
*he laughed dryly, as if trying to get a chuckle from you. when you keep a straight face, he lowers his head, embarrassed.*
decay.
Decay? Can you elaborate a bit?
*he unbuckles the belt holding a burlap sack to his hand. the burlap sack falls off revealing his hand completely black up to half his forearm. he touches the wall and it immediately and quickly starts to decay. a black fungus spreads while releasing a sweet, candy-like smell as it decays alarmingly faster than anything should.*
does that help?
*he fastens the burlap sack back over his hand.*
sorry about the wall.
*a 100,000 volt shock is sent straight into him and an ear-splitting whistle that only he can hear releases from his collar, causing him to collapse to the floor in pain.*
W-what just happened?
*he whimpers in pain and reeks of burnt fungus and something sweet. a black fungus spreads around him.*
What the devil are you?
*he doesn't respond.*
Well this has escalated far past any of my initial expectations.
im sorry...
*he weakly tries to push himself up, leaving a sticky fungus-like mess on the floor that gets quick to decomposing what it touches. he can only get up to a sitting position, nauseated and disoriented.*
i didn't mean to do this, im sorry...
I’m sure you didn’t, however I’m afraid the damage is already done.
(She slowly reaches for a radio.)
no! please, im sorry! i didnt mean to!
*he tries to stand, but is too disoriented to keep balance.*
Don’t worry, I believe you. That’s actually what concerns me so much.
*he continues to try and stand up but can't keep balance.*
(She holds the radio near her face.)
Can I get a recontainment unit in [REDACTED]? I’m currently dealing with a seemingly escaped entity who’s demonstrated abilities pertaining to some sort of… corrosive fungus?
You know what I think you should do? I think you should call someone. I mean, you’re not gonna be able to handle this on your own, it needs a level of care and respect that you just can’t give. Yknow? You’ve got that radio for a reason!
Why the devil did you think I was grabbing a radio?
excuse me,
could you tell me where i am?
-🗡️🦉
Well, at the moment you appear to be in my office, though I suspect that’s not the answer you’re looking for. Currently, you’re inside of SCP Foundation Site-[REDACTED], though I’m unclear how one would get here unknowingly. It’s possible that someone got a bit too generous with the amnestics, but that wouldn’t explain why you’re currently in my office.
sorry, i just want to leave.
*he pulls at his collar.*
can you take this off?
That depends, why do you have it on in the first place?
i dont know.
*he pulls at the collar again. his hands are covered with burlap sacks.*
can you please take it off? i want to leave.
Let’s start at the beginning. Who are you, and what do you know about how you got here?
*he looks at you hesitantly.*
my name is ez, or kaf. i remember being out in my forest before everything went black and then i woke up in a cell.
thats all i remember.
You woke up in a cell? Did anybody talk to you while you were in there?
no. they talked to each other but not me. can you please take this off and let me leave?
How did you get out of that cell?
it opened.
It just opened? Did you see anybody open it?
no, not that i remember.
Do you remember what happened just before it opened?
i was staring at the ceiling before it opened.
Did you hear anything?
not that i remember. i only remember getting interrupted out of my thoughts by the door opening.
i stayed in the room for a couple minutes before leaving if that's worthy.
And I don’t suppose you’d happen to know where your cell was?
no, sorry.
is there somewhere i could get food?
That could potentially be arranged. Do you have any idea why you were put in a cell?
no, i just woke up there. i dont wanna be here, i did nothing wrong.
Do you know if you possess any… unusual abilities?
well, what counts as unusual?
*he laughed dryly, as if trying to get a chuckle from you. when you keep a straight face, he lowers his head, embarrassed.*
decay.
Decay? Can you elaborate a bit?
*he unbuckles the belt holding a burlap sack to his hand. the burlap sack falls off revealing his hand completely black up to half his forearm. he touches the wall and it immediately and quickly starts to decay. a black fungus spreads while releasing a sweet, candy-like smell as it decays alarmingly faster than anything should.*
does that help?
*he fastens the burlap sack back over his hand.*
sorry about the wall.
*a 100,000 volt shock is sent straight into him and an ear-splitting whistle that only he can hear releases from his collar, causing him to collapse to the floor in pain.*
W-what just happened?
*he whimpers in pain and reeks of burnt fungus and something sweet. a black fungus spreads around him.*
What the devil are you?
*he doesn't respond.*
Well this has escalated far past any of my initial expectations.
im sorry...
*he weakly tries to push himself up, leaving a sticky fungus-like mess on the floor that gets quick to decomposing what it touches. he can only get up to a sitting position, nauseated and disoriented.*
i didn't mean to do this, im sorry...
I’m sure you didn’t, however I’m afraid the damage is already done.
(She slowly reaches for a radio.)
no! please, im sorry! i didnt mean to!
*he tries to stand, but is too disoriented to keep balance.*
Don’t worry, I believe you. That’s actually what concerns me so much.
excuse me,
could you tell me where i am?
-🗡️🦉
Well, at the moment you appear to be in my office, though I suspect that’s not the answer you’re looking for. Currently, you’re inside of SCP Foundation Site-[REDACTED], though I’m unclear how one would get here unknowingly. It’s possible that someone got a bit too generous with the amnestics, but that wouldn’t explain why you’re currently in my office.
sorry, i just want to leave.
*he pulls at his collar.*
can you take this off?
That depends, why do you have it on in the first place?
i dont know.
*he pulls at the collar again. his hands are covered with burlap sacks.*
can you please take it off? i want to leave.
Let’s start at the beginning. Who are you, and what do you know about how you got here?
*he looks at you hesitantly.*
my name is ez, or kaf. i remember being out in my forest before everything went black and then i woke up in a cell.
thats all i remember.
You woke up in a cell? Did anybody talk to you while you were in there?
no. they talked to each other but not me. can you please take this off and let me leave?
How did you get out of that cell?
it opened.
It just opened? Did you see anybody open it?
no, not that i remember.
Do you remember what happened just before it opened?
i was staring at the ceiling before it opened.
Did you hear anything?
not that i remember. i only remember getting interrupted out of my thoughts by the door opening.
i stayed in the room for a couple minutes before leaving if that's worthy.
And I don’t suppose you’d happen to know where your cell was?
no, sorry.
is there somewhere i could get food?
That could potentially be arranged. Do you have any idea why you were put in a cell?
no, i just woke up there. i dont wanna be here, i did nothing wrong.
Do you know if you possess any… unusual abilities?
well, what counts as unusual?
*he laughed dryly, as if trying to get a chuckle from you. when you keep a straight face, he lowers his head, embarrassed.*
decay.
Decay? Can you elaborate a bit?
*he unbuckles the belt holding a burlap sack to his hand. the burlap sack falls off revealing his hand completely black up to half his forearm. he touches the wall and it immediately and quickly starts to decay. a black fungus spreads while releasing a sweet, candy-like smell as it decays alarmingly faster than anything should.*
does that help?
*he fastens the burlap sack back over his hand.*
sorry about the wall.
*a 100,000 volt shock is sent straight into him and an ear-splitting whistle that only he can hear releases from his collar, causing him to collapse to the floor in pain.*
W-what just happened?
*he whimpers in pain and reeks of burnt fungus and something sweet. a black fungus spreads around him.*
What the devil are you?
*he doesn't respond.*
Well this has escalated far past any of my initial expectations.
im sorry...
*he weakly tries to push himself up, leaving a sticky fungus-like mess on the floor that gets quick to decomposing what it touches. he can only get up to a sitting position, nauseated and disoriented.*
i didn't mean to do this, im sorry...
I’m sure you didn’t, however I’m afraid the damage is already done.
(She slowly reaches for a radio.)
can I date the scps
Ｎ Ｏ
Let’s be perfectly clear, they say you can’t… intimately experiment with the entities, but as long as you know what you’re doing, and you’re not interacting with something which can and will easily kill you during the experience, then you’ll usually be fine, and you might even have a good time.
I know as much as you do. I mean, I do think the kid’s genuine, I offered him a free path to go do whatever the fuck he pleased and he said he just wanted out. It’ll take him a while to get back up, I think? I mean, unless you force ‘em, like I did.
But on another note, do you really trust me as a reliable source of information?
I trust that you’ve genuinely dealt with them, and unfortunately, I don’t know of anyone else who has.
excuse me,
could you tell me where i am?
-🗡️🦉
Well, at the moment you appear to be in my office, though I suspect that’s not the answer you’re looking for. Currently, you’re inside of SCP Foundation Site-[REDACTED], though I’m unclear how one would get here unknowingly. It’s possible that someone got a bit too generous with the amnestics, but that wouldn’t explain why you’re currently in my office.
sorry, i just want to leave.
*he pulls at his collar.*
can you take this off?
That depends, why do you have it on in the first place?
i dont know.
*he pulls at the collar again. his hands are covered with burlap sacks.*
can you please take it off? i want to leave.
Let’s start at the beginning. Who are you, and what do you know about how you got here?
*he looks at you hesitantly.*
my name is ez, or kaf. i remember being out in my forest before everything went black and then i woke up in a cell.
thats all i remember.
You woke up in a cell? Did anybody talk to you while you were in there?
no. they talked to each other but not me. can you please take this off and let me leave?
How did you get out of that cell?
it opened.
It just opened? Did you see anybody open it?
no, not that i remember.
Do you remember what happened just before it opened?
i was staring at the ceiling before it opened.
Did you hear anything?
not that i remember. i only remember getting interrupted out of my thoughts by the door opening.
i stayed in the room for a couple minutes before leaving if that's worthy.
And I don’t suppose you’d happen to know where your cell was?
no, sorry.
is there somewhere i could get food?
That could potentially be arranged. Do you have any idea why you were put in a cell?
no, i just woke up there. i dont wanna be here, i did nothing wrong.
Do you know if you possess any… unusual abilities?
well, what counts as unusual?
*he laughed dryly, as if trying to get a chuckle from you. when you keep a straight face, he lowers his head, embarrassed.*
decay.
Decay? Can you elaborate a bit?
*he unbuckles the belt holding a burlap sack to his hand. the burlap sack falls off revealing his hand completely black up to half his forearm. he touches the wall and it immediately and quickly starts to decay. a black fungus spreads while releasing a sweet, candy-like smell as it decays alarmingly faster than anything should.*
does that help?
*he fastens the burlap sack back over his hand.*
sorry about the wall.
*a 100,000 volt shock is sent straight into him and an ear-splitting whistle that only he can hear releases from his collar, causing him to collapse to the floor in pain.*
W-what just happened?
*he whimpers in pain and reeks of burnt fungus and something sweet. a black fungus spreads around him.*
What the devil are you?
*he doesn't respond.*
Well this has escalated far past any of my initial expectations.
Shiit. I was just about to warn you about that too. I set it off a bit ago and he started melting through my floor. Just sat there and cried.
I never thought I’d be trying to work with you, but this… individual is somehow a more pressing concern, so tell me Solstice, what do you know about them?
excuse me,
could you tell me where i am?
-🗡️🦉
Well, at the moment you appear to be in my office, though I suspect that’s not the answer you’re looking for. Currently, you’re inside of SCP Foundation Site-[REDACTED], though I’m unclear how one would get here unknowingly. It’s possible that someone got a bit too generous with the amnestics, but that wouldn’t explain why you’re currently in my office.
sorry, i just want to leave.
*he pulls at his collar.*
can you take this off?
That depends, why do you have it on in the first place?
i dont know.
*he pulls at the collar again. his hands are covered with burlap sacks.*
can you please take it off? i want to leave.
Let’s start at the beginning. Who are you, and what do you know about how you got here?
*he looks at you hesitantly.*
my name is ez, or kaf. i remember being out in my forest before everything went black and then i woke up in a cell.
thats all i remember.
You woke up in a cell? Did anybody talk to you while you were in there?
no. they talked to each other but not me. can you please take this off and let me leave?
How did you get out of that cell?
it opened.
It just opened? Did you see anybody open it?
no, not that i remember.
Do you remember what happened just before it opened?
i was staring at the ceiling before it opened.
Did you hear anything?
not that i remember. i only remember getting interrupted out of my thoughts by the door opening.
i stayed in the room for a couple minutes before leaving if that's worthy.
And I don’t suppose you’d happen to know where your cell was?
no, sorry.
is there somewhere i could get food?
That could potentially be arranged. Do you have any idea why you were put in a cell?
no, i just woke up there. i dont wanna be here, i did nothing wrong.
Do you know if you possess any… unusual abilities?
well, what counts as unusual?
*he laughed dryly, as if trying to get a chuckle from you. when you keep a straight face, he lowers his head, embarrassed.*
decay.
Decay? Can you elaborate a bit?
*he unbuckles the belt holding a burlap sack to his hand. the burlap sack falls off revealing his hand completely black up to half his forearm. he touches the wall and it immediately and quickly starts to decay. a black fungus spreads while releasing a sweet, candy-like smell as it decays alarmingly faster than anything should.*
does that help?
*he fastens the burlap sack back over his hand.*
sorry about the wall.
*a 100,000 volt shock is sent straight into him and an ear-splitting whistle that only he can hear releases from his collar, causing him to collapse to the floor in pain.*
W-what just happened?
*he whimpers in pain and reeks of burnt fungus and something sweet. a black fungus spreads around him.*
What the devil are you?
excuse me,
could you tell me where i am?
-🗡️🦉
Well, at the moment you appear to be in my office, though I suspect that’s not the answer you’re looking for. Currently, you’re inside of SCP Foundation Site-[REDACTED], though I’m unclear how one would get here unknowingly. It’s possible that someone got a bit too generous with the amnestics, but that wouldn’t explain why you’re currently in my office.
sorry, i just want to leave.
*he pulls at his collar.*
can you take this off?
That depends, why do you have it on in the first place?
i dont know.
*he pulls at the collar again. his hands are covered with burlap sacks.*
can you please take it off? i want to leave.
Let’s start at the beginning. Who are you, and what do you know about how you got here?
*he looks at you hesitantly.*
my name is ez, or kaf. i remember being out in my forest before everything went black and then i woke up in a cell.
thats all i remember.
You woke up in a cell? Did anybody talk to you while you were in there?
no. they talked to each other but not me. can you please take this off and let me leave?
How did you get out of that cell?
it opened.
It just opened? Did you see anybody open it?
no, not that i remember.
Do you remember what happened just before it opened?
i was staring at the ceiling before it opened.
Did you hear anything?
not that i remember. i only remember getting interrupted out of my thoughts by the door opening.
i stayed in the room for a couple minutes before leaving if that's worthy.
And I don’t suppose you’d happen to know where your cell was?
no, sorry.
is there somewhere i could get food?
That could potentially be arranged. Do you have any idea why you were put in a cell?
no, i just woke up there. i dont wanna be here, i did nothing wrong.
Do you know if you possess any… unusual abilities?
well, what counts as unusual?
*he laughed dryly, as if trying to get a chuckle from you. when you keep a straight face, he lowers his head, embarrassed.*
decay.
Decay? Can you elaborate a bit?
*he unbuckles the belt holding a burlap sack to his hand. the burlap sack falls off revealing his hand completely black up to half his forearm. he touches the wall and it immediately and quickly starts to decay. a black fungus spreads while releasing a sweet, candy-like smell as it decays alarmingly faster than anything should.*
does that help?
*he fastens the burlap sack back over his hand.*
sorry about the wall.
*a 100,000 volt shock is sent straight into him and an ear-splitting whistle that only he can hear releases from his collar, causing him to collapse to the floor in pain.*
W-what just happened?
excuse me,
could you tell me where i am?
-🗡️🦉
Well, at the moment you appear to be in my office, though I suspect that’s not the answer you’re looking for. Currently, you’re inside of SCP Foundation Site-[REDACTED], though I’m unclear how one would get here unknowingly. It’s possible that someone got a bit too generous with the amnestics, but that wouldn’t explain why you’re currently in my office.
sorry, i just want to leave.
*he pulls at his collar.*
can you take this off?
That depends, why do you have it on in the first place?
i dont know.
*he pulls at the collar again. his hands are covered with burlap sacks.*
can you please take it off? i want to leave.
Let’s start at the beginning. Who are you, and what do you know about how you got here?
*he looks at you hesitantly.*
my name is ez, or kaf. i remember being out in my forest before everything went black and then i woke up in a cell.
thats all i remember.
You woke up in a cell? Did anybody talk to you while you were in there?
no. they talked to each other but not me. can you please take this off and let me leave?
How did you get out of that cell?
it opened.
It just opened? Did you see anybody open it?
no, not that i remember.
Do you remember what happened just before it opened?
i was staring at the ceiling before it opened.
Did you hear anything?
not that i remember. i only remember getting interrupted out of my thoughts by the door opening.
i stayed in the room for a couple minutes before leaving if that's worthy.
And I don’t suppose you’d happen to know where your cell was?
no, sorry.
is there somewhere i could get food?
That could potentially be arranged. Do you have any idea why you were put in a cell?
no, i just woke up there. i dont wanna be here, i did nothing wrong.
Do you know if you possess any… unusual abilities?
well, what counts as unusual?
*he laughed dryly, as if trying to get a chuckle from you. when you keep a straight face, he lowers his head, embarrassed.*
decay.
Decay? Can you elaborate a bit?
excuse me,
could you tell me where i am?
-🗡️🦉
Well, at the moment you appear to be in my office, though I suspect that’s not the answer you’re looking for. Currently, you’re inside of SCP Foundation Site-[REDACTED], though I’m unclear how one would get here unknowingly. It’s possible that someone got a bit too generous with the amnestics, but that wouldn’t explain why you’re currently in my office.
sorry, i just want to leave.
*he pulls at his collar.*
can you take this off?
That depends, why do you have it on in the first place?
i dont know.
*he pulls at the collar again. his hands are covered with burlap sacks.*
can you please take it off? i want to leave.
Let’s start at the beginning. Who are you, and what do you know about how you got here?
*he looks at you hesitantly.*
my name is ez, or kaf. i remember being out in my forest before everything went black and then i woke up in a cell.
thats all i remember.
You woke up in a cell? Did anybody talk to you while you were in there?
no. they talked to each other but not me. can you please take this off and let me leave?
How did you get out of that cell?
it opened.
It just opened? Did you see anybody open it?
no, not that i remember.
Do you remember what happened just before it opened?
i was staring at the ceiling before it opened.
Did you hear anything?
not that i remember. i only remember getting interrupted out of my thoughts by the door opening.
i stayed in the room for a couple minutes before leaving if that's worthy.
And I don’t suppose you’d happen to know where your cell was?
no, sorry.
is there somewhere i could get food?
That could potentially be arranged. Do you have any idea why you were put in a cell?
no, i just woke up there. i dont wanna be here, i did nothing wrong.
Do you know if you possess any… unusual abilities?
excuse me,
could you tell me where i am?
-🗡️🦉
Well, at the moment you appear to be in my office, though I suspect that’s not the answer you’re looking for. Currently, you’re inside of SCP Foundation Site-[REDACTED], though I’m unclear how one would get here unknowingly. It’s possible that someone got a bit too generous with the amnestics, but that wouldn’t explain why you’re currently in my office.
sorry, i just want to leave.
*he pulls at his collar.*
can you take this off?
That depends, why do you have it on in the first place?
i dont know.
*he pulls at the collar again. his hands are covered with burlap sacks.*
can you please take it off? i want to leave.
Let’s start at the beginning. Who are you, and what do you know about how you got here?
*he looks at you hesitantly.*
my name is ez, or kaf. i remember being out in my forest before everything went black and then i woke up in a cell.
thats all i remember.
You woke up in a cell? Did anybody talk to you while you were in there?
no. they talked to each other but not me. can you please take this off and let me leave?
How did you get out of that cell?
it opened.
It just opened? Did you see anybody open it?
no, not that i remember.
Do you remember what happened just before it opened?
i was staring at the ceiling before it opened.
Did you hear anything?
not that i remember. i only remember getting interrupted out of my thoughts by the door opening.
i stayed in the room for a couple minutes before leaving if that's worthy.
And I don’t suppose you’d happen to know where your cell was?
no, sorry.
is there somewhere i could get food?
That could potentially be arranged. Do you have any idea why you were put in a cell?
excuse me,
could you tell me where i am?
-🗡️🦉
Well, at the moment you appear to be in my office, though I suspect that’s not the answer you’re looking for. Currently, you’re inside of SCP Foundation Site-[REDACTED], though I’m unclear how one would get here unknowingly. It’s possible that someone got a bit too generous with the amnestics, but that wouldn’t explain why you’re currently in my office.
sorry, i just want to leave.
*he pulls at his collar.*
can you take this off?
That depends, why do you have it on in the first place?
i dont know.
*he pulls at the collar again. his hands are covered with burlap sacks.*
can you please take it off? i want to leave.
Let’s start at the beginning. Who are you, and what do you know about how you got here?
*he looks at you hesitantly.*
my name is ez, or kaf. i remember being out in my forest before everything went black and then i woke up in a cell.
thats all i remember.
You woke up in a cell? Did anybody talk to you while you were in there?
no. they talked to each other but not me. can you please take this off and let me leave?
How did you get out of that cell?
it opened.
It just opened? Did you see anybody open it?
no, not that i remember.
Do you remember what happened just before it opened?
i was staring at the ceiling before it opened.
Did you hear anything?
not that i remember. i only remember getting interrupted out of my thoughts by the door opening.
i stayed in the room for a couple minutes before leaving if that's worthy.
And I don’t suppose you’d happen to know where your cell was?
excuse me,
could you tell me where i am?
-🗡️🦉
Well, at the moment you appear to be in my office, though I suspect that’s not the answer you’re looking for. Currently, you’re inside of SCP Foundation Site-[REDACTED], though I’m unclear how one would get here unknowingly. It’s possible that someone got a bit too generous with the amnestics, but that wouldn’t explain why you’re currently in my office.
sorry, i just want to leave.
*he pulls at his collar.*
can you take this off?
That depends, why do you have it on in the first place?
i dont know.
*he pulls at the collar again. his hands are covered with burlap sacks.*
can you please take it off? i want to leave.
Let’s start at the beginning. Who are you, and what do you know about how you got here?
*he looks at you hesitantly.*
my name is ez, or kaf. i remember being out in my forest before everything went black and then i woke up in a cell.
thats all i remember.
You woke up in a cell? Did anybody talk to you while you were in there?
no. they talked to each other but not me. can you please take this off and let me leave?
How did you get out of that cell?
it opened.
It just opened? Did you see anybody open it?
no, not that i remember.
Do you remember what happened just before it opened?
i was staring at the ceiling before it opened.
Did you hear anything?
