Feels better than any sex you’ve ever had doesn’t it bro? Intoxicating. Hypnotic. You used hide it. Wear baggy clothes. Suck it in. But you’re a man now bud. And that’s just not an option any more. Takes too much energy to hide it. Too much thought. You don’t have the attention span to remember to suck it in anymore. Everyone knows you have a belly now bro. It’s the new norm. At this point, it feels foreign to try to suck it in. You know it’s much better this way. A man deserves to let his belly out. A man deserves to be full. A man deserves sexual fulfillment. And that’s means eatin like a man. In America, men know what they want. In America, a single meal is 1000 calories. And the clothes are elastic. There’s a reason men mostly wear “fat pants” and slip on shoes. it’s easier that way. Won’t have to constantly buy bigger sizes. Won’t have to bend over to tie shoes. In America, it’s normal for a man to gain 30 pounds in a month. It takes work to grow that fast bro. Luckily America accommodates men’s need to grow. In America, the average man is 200 pounds. Those kinds of numbers don’t just happen by accident, big guy. It feels good to eat big. It feels good to be dumb. Just look at yourself bro. Strugglin to focus on readin this. Damn near cumming from just thinking about how fat you’re getting. Nothin more American than that bud. Dumb, fat, and horny.
