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Draco Malfoy in the books

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know…

Draco Malfoy personally made the Potter stinks buttons and nobody could fix them to say Harry was cool and shit, if they tried it would only make the insults worse

You wouldn’t know Draco Malfoy was always right behind Hermione in grades

You wouldn’t know Draco was seriously the most animated person at school and acted out everything.

You wouldn’t know Draco got deeply offended when people didn’t laugh at his jokes

You wouldn’t now Draco created the Weasley is our King song, tune and all. (Probably in the shower or something because he’s such a weenie)

You wouldn’t know Draco and Ron got into a fist fight in their first year

You wouldn’t know about the huge knock down drag out between Draco, Harry and the rest of the Slytherin and Gryffindor quidditch team in their fifth year. (Harry and Draco just fucking tackle each other rand start whooping each others asses and it’s amazing.)

You would miss out on basically everything Draco says and does. He’s a walking gold mind and It’s upsetting the movies didn’t devote a few seconds for any of his shit (Azkaban did an okay job)

You wouldn’t know about the Weasley is our king buttons he made in fifth year either

You wouldn’t know Draco didn’t actually try and fight a Hippogriff he was just petting him and offhandedly said that he was ugly. He didn’t sprint over to him, he actually did all the bowing and what not.

If you didn’t read the books you wouldn’t know that Draco is the most annoyingly smart and artistic little shit you’ve ever heard of.

Astoria Greengrass wasn't a pureblood. She was a muggleborn. She went to Beauxbatons, even though Daphne went to Hogwarts. A year younger than Draco, her parents decided to send her to Beauxbatons after hearing about 'that insufferable Malfoy kid' from Daphne. The first time she met Draco was during the Triwizard Tournament. Even though she was too young to enter, she was allowed to go to Hogwarts to watch the tournament, and she struck up a conversation with Draco while she was there. Even though she was younger, Draco already felt himself falling for her. He loved everything about her -- the slight bit of French in her British accent, the curl of her hair, the easy smile that people usually didn't have around him. They ended up in a serious discussion about French toast, which happened to be we favorite food. When she left after the tournament, he pushed the French Toast Girl out of his mind. He was too young, and she was even younger. It could never happen. Anyway, she was too innocent to be around his family. He barely even knew her, anyway. He didn't even know her name! Years later, after the war was over, a new maid was hired at Malfoy Manor. She was a beautiful girl with a bit of a French accent and an easy confidence that most didn't have around his family. She said her name was Astoria Greengrass. She befriended Draco after visiting in his room daily while cleaning. They contrasted greatly -- he was heavy-hearted and straight-faced, and she was all airy laughs and lingering smiles. Slowly but surely, the girl made of sunshine began pulling him out of the dark post-war depression that he'd fallen into. Once, when Lucius found out that she was a muggleborn and would've been a Gryffindor, he tried to fire her from her job as a maid. When she refused to leave, he raised his cane to beat her, and when he brought it down, she caught it, twisting it in her hand and hitting Lucius with it. Still, she refused to go away, saying she had to stay for Draco. Weeks passed, and Astoria constantly was forced to hold her own against Lucius' cane and harsh words. Not once did she back down. One day, she confessed to Draco that she has fallen in love with him. He didn't quite believe her at first, but she proved it to him by always facing his father instead of leaving Draco's side and, once, saving him from a self-inflicted sectumsempra that he didn't know how to heal. Eventually, they began dating, and Draco found himself happier than he'd ever been. One morning, he came downstairs to find Astoria making breakfast. It was French toast. 'Its my favorite,' she told him. All at once, it came to him. Amazed, he sputtered out three words: 'French Toast Girl?'

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The Big Seven Headcanons: Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy never hated Muggle-borns. He always felt like dirt whenever he insulted them.

Draco may not have been hit and punched, but he was verbally abused and sometimes that does worse things to people.

Draco Malfoy did not know how to make friends because his friendships were always made for him. That’s why he acted like such a prick on his first encounter with Harry. That was how he acted with the people that he wanted to like him.

At one point, Molly Weasley accidentally bumped into him whilst buying some of Lockhart’s books. Expecting a round of insults and disrespect, she was shocked when Draco picked up the books that fell and said a muttered, “I’m sorry, Mrs. Weasley. I wasn’t looking,” before quickly leaving.

Draco was a jerk to many people at many times, but you can bet your bottom dollars that he was once late for class because he comforted a student a year younger than him because she was scared, and she needed someone. Draco decided that that “someone” was him.

That’s the story of how Astoria Greengrass fell in love with Draco Malfoy.

First years came to him when they needed help with their homework. It was tiring at first, but Draco soon liked the idea of being a tutor.

Snape visited Draco when he was a kid once, and he asked the man for advise. Snape looked at him, and said, “never let what people say define who you are.” And that’s why he always looked up to him.

Draco genuinely hated the prejudice between houses, and would often tell first years to never listen to anyone.

Draco Malfoy never loved Draco Malfoy because, at an early age, he decided that there was nothing to love anyway.

He wanted to be a Death Eater for one reason and one reason alone: he wanted to make his parents proud.

He failed.

He was a major sweet-tooth.

He never, ever called Luna, Looney.

Sometimes, when he was walking alone in the corridors because Crabbe and Goyle had decided to skip, he would pass by Luna, and they would have short chats about whichever mystical beast she thought of.

This started when Luna, as a shy first year, went up to some Gryffindors and wanted to be their friends. They laughed and teased her, and it was all-too-familiar for Draco’s liking.

Besides, Luna didn’t seem to hate Slytherins as much as other Ravenclaws did, anyway.

The reason why Draco was not on her ceiling was because he was in her drawer, safely hidden and kept because she knew that their friendship was secret, but that didn’t mean it wasn’t true.

A black dog once comforted him while he was crying.

He’s been very fond of dogs ever since.

Draco was depressed for a long time in his life. He often cried himself to sleep when he thought no one heard.

The Dementors took such a toll on him that he was sent to the Madam Pomfrey twice because he had a breakdown.

Remus actually attempted to teach him how to conjure a Patronus.

He didn’t have any memories that were happy enough to perform the spell.

He didn’t care if Remus was a werewolf, actually. He gained a fair amount of respect for the man.

Draco Malfoy hid behind smirks, sly remarks and insults because he decided that it’s the only place where people like him were allowed to be.

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DRACO MALFOY HEADCANON

okay but imagine

draco with curly/wavy hair

and he straightens it like the twink he is

i though of this bc of this drarry vid i was watching, and there was this scene in the movie and draco’s hair is kinda wavy. like this is the vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=30&v=5mx-6cyXlrA and its at like 2:58ish

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Draco Malfoy headcanons

• Draco has always been good at the piano, ever since he got over the “girlyness” of it when he was just a boy. His mother insisted on him learning an instrument, as it was “traditional” for a boy to be well rounded in the arts. Once he realized how far it took him from reality, he played constantly, with his eyes closed, letting the music carry him away.

• He is not a drinker. When he conducts business deals, he typically has a glass of firewhiskey with clients, but he saw too many drunken outbursts of his father’s when he was younger and Death Eater revels made him feel queasy, so the lingering smell of alcohol always made him feel uncomfortable.

• Once the war was over and he was allowed to travel again (without the threat of Voldemort), he loved to visit Paris. His mother loved going there to shop when he was young, and the Wizarding museums there rang of his childhood. He took Scorpius there too, when he could.

• Scorpius was told that if he ever used the word “Mudblood” he would be grievously punished. The word never passed his lips.

• Draco Malfoy was the one who encouraged Andromeda to reconcile with Narcissa, though it took a lot of convincing and promising to babysit Teddy when the Potters were busy.

• Because of Teddy, Draco accidentally became friends with the former Golden Trio (against his will, he claims, but he and Hermione had too much to talk about, he and Harry were too much alike, and Ron Weasley understood the pureblood traditions and stories that the other two didn’t).

• Draco had a mental breakdown when his hairline started receding, and while he never went bald, it was always a sore subject after that.

• After the war, Draco never slept without his wand under his pillow, forever paranoid that someone was going to take it and snap it.

• Malfoy Enterprises, under Draco’s leadership, developed the spell that would allow the Dark Mark to be permanently Glamoured, since it could never be truly removed.

I just have a lot of feelings about Draco Malfoy, okay???

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who wants a draco malfoy headcanon? of course u do. okay so I feel like draco is lowkey the mother hen of slytherin house and he always sits the incoming first years down for a quick discussion of which halls to avoid and which people are likely to help them find their classes and lets them know when he’ll be in the library if they need homework help. I feel this in my soul because the slytherins have their housemates backs to the end tbh

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Headcanon Draco was very disappointed Harry wasn’t a Prefect. He was looking forward to pissing him off during meetings and rounds. What did Weasley have that Potter didn’t? A toilet outdoors? A big empty Gringotts vault?

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Headcanon Draco was disappointed Harry couldn’t go to Hogsmeade in third year. He was planning on following him around all day, pissing him off, make him tackle him to the ground, something.

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