The Real Slim Shady

She/Her I usually just reblog things people funnier than me have made. If you found me from @hetalia-club congratulations and welcome to my main squeeze.

[brittany-murphy]

[grox]

In court and you glance over at the sketch artist and they're drawing everyone with sonic.exe eyes

[r34comments]

[grimeclown]

[aloyhh]

I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business

[roselalonde]

you are like an empty tip jar

[niklas-sagara]

Ready to be filled!

[roselalonde]

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[helenvaughans]

[itsmistybitch-deactivated202605]

These posts are sisters

[theehorsepusssy]

[amazoogle]

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

[marsbotz]

at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

[cliffsecord]

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[noticemk]

look at this fucking album cover

[hammerspree-deactivated20250507]

I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome

[dunmertitty]

[sinnerenjoyer-deactivated202605]

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[teaboot]

beg for your life, tennis boy

[boldlyawkward]

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

[potato]

i luv u too

[potato]

wait what was in the stew

[tenorgender]

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[liquidstar]

Last timeloop I gave you my heart....

[taran-wanderer]

but the very next day... I gave you my heart....

[liquidstar]

This year... Is the same year... I'm stuck in an endless timeloop

[no-one-offical]

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[liquidstar]

Who said that

[gammadoppler]

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

[ghodaer]

[lotstradamus]

the minute the credits rolled on Frankenstein (2025) my wife silently turned her phone to face me and showed me this image: