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Jules | 🇬🇧 | Libra ♎️ | Bi | I write fanfics and cry over men | come find me on Ao3

[draconisleostar]

Jules’ list of fics she most definitely (maybe) will write and in no particular order (just call me GRRM)

1. College Valaerion AU (2 chapters OKAY?!)

2. Lord of the Flies Valaerion AU (this may be a tricksy little hobbit…)

3. Baekar prequel to Zaldrītsos (you asked for alpha on alpha and I’ll raise that glass) Kaerīnnon on Ao3

4. VALARR’S POV OMG WHEN WILL SHE WRITE IT WAAHHHHHH (soon idk 🤷‍♀️)

5. The traumas of Maekar Targaryen (essentially just oneshots of him despairing over his Maekarlings- mb in the same universe as Zaldrītsos, I’ll let the people decide)

6. Footballer Valarr x WAG Aerion Au - think Aerion riding Valarr in his footie top oooo PLUS ADDED ADDITION OF EVERYTIME AERION HAS A CHILD HE GETS MORE JEWELS ON ENGAGEMENTS RING

7. Aerion, mother of dragons, AU - in which Aerion is OBSESSED with a prophetic dream that he will have powerful children/hatch dragons and the father HAS to be Valarr… Aerion wanting to have Valarr's babies and TIES HIM DOWN WITH ONE

8. Babysitter Valarr, fucking Aerion on every surface in Maekar's house oops could also be Age-Gap Valaerion in which Aerion is 17 and demands a good fucking out of 23yr old Valarr

9. Baekar and Valaerion fic where Baelor and Maekar overhear their sons NASTY-BUSINESS (inc perpetually annoyed Maekar and bratty Aerion)

10. Aerion, an omega, claiming the only dragon left and riding it into battle and bonding with dragon

11. IM IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPERRRR - StripperAerion vs BIGMONEYDADDYValarr oioiiiii

12. Mr and Mrs Smith - sexy assassins hehe

13. Second Blackfyre Rebellion - Aerion gets his dark dragon thoughts fucked out of him by Valarr. (They hate fuck but it’s love really)

Any more submissions pls inform so this ongoing list can be updated tysm otherwise I will lose it.

do not ask to see my notes app it’s painful and you’ll bully me (one of them is just a list of different pasta bc I wanted to see how may I could name..)

[draconisleostar]

Jules! How are you today?

Bit of a random one really, I saw someone post on tumblr that Valaerion and/or the male x male ships are weird and I just wondered your take on it? You never really speak on many other ships so I was just wondering!

oi oi saveloy, I am most well thank you darling, as always, praying to be hit by a train imminently (joking joking...)

ALAS. LOOOOOLLLL ppls r so rude and get vexxed like chillout brev, is only a ship

I love when people say my little gay boys are weird like leave them be pls, they've done no wrong!

Hey, look. I don't speak on other ships bc I don't wanna shit on your parade people. You can like what you like as long as you don't make others feel bad for theirs!

Do I LIKE certain ships or aspect, NOPE, do I let y'all know? NOPE. Bc what if you liked it and suddenly I was like, YEAH THATS FUCKING SHIT DONT GET THAT WEIRDOS LIKE THAT! You ain't gonna feel too good now are ya boss?

If you all terribly wanted to know what I LIKE to read then I will give you that and say no more no less (y'all will infer anyway but don't do that bc we all need to be friends):

Valarr x Aerion

Baelor x Maekar

Baelor x Aerion (spicey little fiend)

Daeron x Aerion

Other than that, I ain't too fussed by yknow, each to their own innit

LOVE YA, BE KIND TO BE KIND thanks and goodnight xoxo

[draconisleostar]

Chapter 32 - QOTD

Now, this bad boy needs EDITING. I presently stand at 19k... Some may say, RELEASE THE BEAST, and I agree, a chapter of this importance deserves its words... However, I have waffled and rambled so tomorrows job is SNIPPING...

Nothing of much value for the QOTD except maybe this...

If it would have been easier. I love you. Too late, little dragon. Aerion tried to bare his teeth but no sound came.

[hammeranvilstormhedge]

Rambling idea part 3

Inspired by a post about Baelor’s rings that I can’t find.

Noble pervert Baelor has a habit of fidgeting. That’s not dignified though so he starts wearing a multitude of rings he can play with while he listens on council meetings and talks to lords. When maekar gets older, he learns he can play with him too.

Cue Baelor fingering Maekar’s pussy whenever he wants. Sure, Maekar protests a little, but he gives in the end because he loves his big brother and his big, strong hands. One day, baelor accosts Maekar before a council meeting and drags him into a corner of the keep. He starts playing with his pussy in the dark, kissing him, fondling him, etc. They stop right before Maekar comes because Baelor has to make it to his council meeting. Plus, Baelor loves thinking that his sweetling is waiting for him. Maekar is clearly upset at being denied. But Baelor loves how red and desperate he gets. Maekar acts so proud and haughty, like he doesn’t want to get fucked, but he always wants Baelor (Baelor has made sure of it). Baelor warns his little brother not to touch himself before they see each other.

Baelor finishes the meeting. He is getting ready for dinner when he notices one of his rings missing and there’s only one place that could be…🙂

(That night, Baelor decides he’s too busy for dinner or a late night “snack”. The next morning, he’s delighted to see his sweeting all hot and squirming because the ring is still inside him. Baelor takes care of him of course, although he takes much longer than necessary to find that ring. now he can’t help but wonder what else he can stuff inside his brother’s cunt)

[draconisleostar]

Football AU since the World Cup is just about to kick off in an hour or so. Remember that video of Ben White casually throwing away Martin Odegaard's sunglasses during the trophy parade? And then Martin was just like WTF MAN? But make it Valaerion LOL! Maybe Aerion and Valarr had a fight, like Aerion threw a tantrum because he's jealous of Valarr's commitment to football and Valarr's not paying attention to him, and just threw away his sunglasses while they're dining al fresco or something. Teehee.

VIVA MEXCO VIVA THEWORLD CUPPPP

Agreed. Aerion is the type to also chant “Targaryen, get your bum out” 🎵 like Benny singin to Hincapie after the bum accident hehe

He’s chaotic, dramatic, in love with his man and giving us the best memes…

He also gives us TikTok fashion advice on wha to wear for games and is the prettiest and pettiest wag

I love ittttttr

[draconisleostar]

I love how Baelor/Valarr and Maeker/Aerion mirror each other in personalities however I think I’d be very funny if it’s was the opposite… Aerion (although maybe struggling with the being patient part) seeing Baelor as someone who is just and in power which would appeal to him since he is “just” the nth son of the nth child of the king (Aerion in all and every universe would have somewhat of an inferiority complex it’s written in his dna) and trying his best to be exactly like Baelor even as a child, but it’s just doesn’t come quite as naturally to him

And then Valarr being the opposite, the heir of the hand with a future of being the heir then king, seeing Maekar let his emotions out as he pleases and being stubborn and idolising that. But same as Aerion, it doesn’t quite come naturally to him to be like that, so it’s just both of them yearning kinda to not be like themselves and get the approval of the others father (perhaps which leads to something heated between them as they see each other competitors for each other fathers approval…? But really it’s heated in some other ways hmm…maybe they both jealous the other is what they wanna be, classic do I wanna be him or do I wanna fuck him dilemma)

And then they end up together and balance each other out, but it’s a long and theatrical journey full of yearning in all directions meanwhile Baelor/Maekar just stand there like we love you both as you are, this is really not necessary children, please…

Ahh idk that anon ask got me thinking and I loveee thinking about the family dynamics haha

Oh darling I agree because Aerion is totally invested and idolises Baelor (he’s so anti Maekar at times) so he would want all that Baelor hassss

Then Valarr, as you said, loves how Maekar speaks his mind, is strong in his warrior build and his emotions, it’s something he cannot be afforded.

I guess they can also not like what they see in each other bc at times it’s a reflection of their fathers and what their fathers expect THEM to be… it’s juicy really darling

I also LOVEEE talking this family so never ever ver apologise, my asks are open for a reason!

Love to you very much very deeply!

[draconisleostar]

The latest updates for Kaerinnon were chef’s kiss! Absolutely divine and devastating at the same time. Baelor in battle was so reminiscent of Valarr in Zaldritsos (he really is his father’s son). Can’t wait for the next updates for both fics - I’m on the edge of my seat!

Also since the World Cup has kicked off, I was thinking about your football au. I know it’s been unanimously decided that Aerion is French, but I was wondering what national team you’d have Valarr on and if he’s not on the French team, how Aerion would react? Also how would Valarr react if he was playing against France at a match and Aerion wore a French jersey? …. I just really want a jealous Valarr and a smug Aerion (I feel like it’d be so scrumptious).

I can’t wait to see England fail miserably once again (I die a little every time - I have trauma from the last two Euros). Are you supporting are team and who do you think it’s going to win?

Eeeeee yayyy, glad you liked it! I love putting Baelor through some misery on behalf of duty and honour and then failing still… but agreed, like father and like son, however Valarr definitely is more confident (?) than Baelor is, he’s like, I like this boy, I will make him mine and wait whilst Baelor is all WOE IS ME I SHALL WATCH MY BROTHER FROM AFAAARRR hehe

WOOOORLDD CUPPPPPPP 🤠 SO MANY GAMES IM SO BLOODU EXCITEDDDDD

Ok football AU:

Yes. Aerion is French, 💯 would wear his France jersey, maybe Valarr finds one that had an ex teammate of his on and he’s IMMEDIATELY jealous haha we love that, Aerion would be a little sluttish fiend in Valarr’s jersey though at some point

And ooohhhh boy… now I think Valarr should be German, bc one, the German jerseys SLAP hands down always good, and also like think of all that German restraint yummmmyyyyy hehe

Plus Germany vs France HELLLL YEAHHHHH

And oooohhh my team huh? Well as a half 🐸 🇫🇷 half 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 some people think hmmm who does Jules support

BLOODY ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 so I am joint in this pain and suffering…

I mean you have to place your bets on Spain or France but idk… hehe

[draconisleostar]

finished chapter four of your baekar fic!! great read and storyline, i love the way you write these characters!! i’m noticing a lot of similarities between valarr and baelor #meiosisreproduction through the calmness and honour they have — do you think maekar and baelor watch aerion and valarr interact and one of them goes ‘you are exactly like that’

Thank you my love! You’re too sweet honestly 💫

Valarr and Baelor are one and the same, that’s where Valarr learnt it all from… it’s both honourable at dreadfully annoying!

As for the watching of those young ‘uns, no doubt they roll their eyes and argue that they were like that

Like imagine seeing Aerion storming off from an argument, slamming doors and pouting all the while, and Baelor looks at Maekar like… do you see that’s you?

Or Maekar and Baelor having to listen to Valarr go on about what is right and when is the correct time and place to court Aerion, Maekar just side eyeing his older brother, carbon copies

But then maybe when Baelor and Maekar get up to things, soft looks, hand brushes, laughs into hands, Valarr and Aerion see themselves older…

Same lives, different lives, love prevails in every universe

Love love love it and love you ❤️💫

[draconisleostar]

I haven't been able to comment on The Holy Script of Valaerion, Zaldrītsos, but I shall rectify myself!

What was this last feel chapters???? They are INCREDIBLE, really, im re-reading it when is finished, just to have the feeling of taking it all in at once. The FEELINGS, THE FUCKING MARK AT THE LAST CHAPTER (even if it's not THE DEAL yet) I was actually crying when they had the discussion, and im biased, but I was 10000% in Aerion side, (even if it didn't really had a right and wrong side), I will aways be on my baby's side, he can do no wrong (im actually delusional)

I love everything, I said this before and I will say it again, that is my comfort fic, and I love it so much. It really gives me joy when I see that you posted another chapter. It make my day! I don't see a lot of people talking about it, but it is a different kind of joy when you open a chapter and it has A LOT of words, a really big and juicy chapter, it gives me such a peace of mind, knowing that a lot happens in each chapter, with the pace just right, the slow burn, everything!

Love it love it love it

MY ANGEL, pls I beg, stoopppp, it is but a measly little fic, too much credit you give me.

BUT OHHH BOYYYY, yes... The conversation was a lot, it's been culminating, both the two of them needing to understand one another, and coming together in that way.

Also yes yes, we are all team Aerion most of the time, even if he is diabolical delulu and Valarr speaks too much stressss

Aw but my love I am so glad you love the fic, and the fact you call it a comfort fic makes my heart full! Also gods bless you love the length of chapters... I try to make sure every word means something and it has a purpose, so it's prettyyy goooood you enjoy mwhaahha

LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU

Chapter 33 (dirty slag of a chapter bc she's annoyed me so much) might drop this weekend as she has pained me somewhat but I will deliver!

PS JUST REALISED ITS CHAPTER 32 NOT 3 AND I AM IN FACT THE SILLY SLAG HERE

[draconisleostar]

Kaerīnnon - Chapter 4

Also known as what happens at Redgrass, stays at Redgrass.

Read if you would like, friends :)

“No.” Maekar looked away, and that was worse than the anger. “There is something wrong with me.” “No.” The word came at once and Maekar flinched as though struck by it. Baelor stepped forward. “No.” “Do not.” “There is nothing wrong with you.” “You do not know what I feel.” “Then tell me.” Maekar’s expression twisted and for a heartbeat he looked younger than his years, younger even than the man who had come to Baelor’s chambers raging about Dyanna Dayne, younger than the prince who had watched Baelor marry Jena and told him to go to his wife. Then the look vanished beneath shame so complete Baelor felt it like a hand closing around his throat.

[timetopractice]

[draconisleostar]

https://www.tumblr.com/draconisleostar/819060723233832960/do-you-know-what-would-be-interesting-aerion

wait anon omg i love this so much but what if aerion doesn't love any of them this could be romantic love or platonic just to add some angst he doesn't understand feelings so he acts like this in hopes of understanding it and its like a slap to valarr face when all of the uncles and king talking about weddings and uniting them and aerion just goes No that he doesn't hold any particular feelings towards the crown prince and it'll be unfair to tie him up to someone who doesn't (valarr thought they had something special because the way aerion acts towards him he was a BIT delusional aerion acted that way to everyone but the wedding must go so aerion agrees to it with less enthusiasm than his cousin and it turns to valarr trials to make aerion falls in love with him and it does actually help aerion understand feelings a little from annoyance to irritate to somehow love :3

honestly guys, you all come up with the good ideas and i just sit here stealing creative license (is that the phrase idk I'm writing that redgrass smut to finalise chapter 4 of the baekar fic lol)

BUT IMAGINE

Aerion not understanding half the love or why any of it would matter to him. Then when has to have his wedding night he starts to feel things he never has before as Valarr's caresses become something more...

anyone idk chat, you guys come up with the better ideas than me!

[draconisleostar]

Do you know what would be interesting? Aerion being entirely sane growing up and becoming exactly the same as Baelor, and i mean he's like him to the bone marrow. He's honorable, kind, smart, a really good brother (mother after Dyanna's death) and the sword of house Targaryen of his generation. Suddenly Maekar, despite being an alpha, has gossip about the fact that he gave birth to Baelor's baby. And when Valarr starts chasing after his pretty omega cousin, well everyone collectively decides that he has a daddy thing. He does, but not the way you think about it. He wants Aerion the way Baelor wants Maekar. That's his daddy thing. And Baelor. Well Baelor has never been more pleased or more smug in his entire life. Because, well honestly, Aerion is his in a way that Valarr and Matarys aren't. Because Valarr is for the crown. Matarys is for Jena. Because Daeron is Maekar's. But Aerion. Well Aerion is tiny, valyrian looking, version of him, who toddled after him since the second they met, who sat on his lap as he worked and explained to Aerion on what he was working on, who listened to him and grasped everything explained. Who in a way became his baby in a way he never expected any child to be allowed to be. And he was Maekar's favorite baby, which in a way meant that he would have been Baelor's baby if the Gods had been kinder. The most interesting thing about this is the fact that all of Aerion's siblings are obsessed with him, and with keeping him safe, happy and content. Because he is their mùna with the way he stepped up when they were younger. In a way yes he is everyone's favorite because he's mini Bealor. But the reason he's King Daeron's favorite is because he reminds him not of Baelor, but of his uncle Aemon. He's Queen Myriah's favorite because he acted Dornish and he was so sweet to her. Like that boy personally made sure that his grandmother had a crate of blood oranges put aside for her every time he visited the capital because it's her favorite fruit. In a way I a house full of dragons, thay act like cats, and Aerion is the catnip. And Aerion is oblivious to all of it.

Aww darrrlingggg, the idea that Aerion could be Baelor's favourite breaks my heart... Because imagine if he did have Baelor as that figure in his life, how different he might be?

Aerion loves attention and if he had that from Baelor he would be such a darling. He loves legends and stories and battles and legacy and Baelor would feed him all of it... Take him to council meetings, show him swords, tell him tales of Redgrass...

It also helps that Aerion is ofc the carbon copy of Maekar so Baelor is always enamoured...

Chat I love it I do, Aerion is such a doll when he's not trying to castrate his siblings or kill catssssssss

[draconisleostar]

Jules, your daily reminder that we love you, don't stress yourseld, everything you write turns to gold and to drink water.

We love you! <3

you know this came at crazy timing bc I was only just saying how i will jump off a bridge (i rage deleted the entirety of chapter 32 bc it wasn't

💫 working 💫

So that’s the drama we are facing chat…

though positive note I have like 15k of angst and love (AND FUCKING SMUUUTT) or Redgrass Field with Baekar soo yay!?

that’s if I survive the night from my RAGE from work and writing hehe

anyways I love you for this and love all of you for your patience my babies! 💫❤️

[harritudur]

on their way to the training yard...

me @ these lords: big mistake. big. HUGE!

[sadbchildofthemoon]

Chapter 31 made me extremely soft and i had to draw something, i was thinking Aerion and Matarys conversation but ultimately decided to draw the nominees to brother of the year.

@draconisleostar lovely chapter, one of my favorites so far ♡

[draconisleostar]

Speechless again bc look at this? And look at our bros! #bestbrosoftheyearaward

Honestly too many moments where these two come in clutch! Honourable mentions to when Matarys traipses after Aerion through rebel infested forests and when Daeron blamed Aerion for Maekar taking his wine away…

Sabs I love you ❤️💫

[draconisleostar]

Wait wait wait Jules baby, you added a new idea to your ongoing list! Number 15!

Can you talk about it more? Hate-but-actually-love-fuck is such a crunchy Valaerion dynamic

I usually follow the list and asks you receive closely but I might have missed this one since it's my exam week

Love you <3

Hi darling! And ooopps yes but it was an idea that one of my darlings suggested with me hehe so you haven’t missed anything my sweet it was a sneaky sneaky one!

So, hear this darling…

Before the tourney Aerion and Valarr had a good relationship, to the point that Aerion promises to be Valarr’s sworn sword when he becomes king, to always protect him

However, the tourney happens and their relationship falls apart post death of Baelor

A few cruel words tossed here and there (more so Valarr as Aerion only wants attention from Valarr so if being mean to each other works… it works..) all of this leads to an emotional fuck before Lys

Aerion returns five years later after a summons from his father, the Hand of the King, to fight in the Blackfyre rebellion, Aerion is a fucking sick fighter at this point

Heated arguments clash between him and Valarr and they have absolutely rough sex. Valarr enjoying that Aerion takes whatever he gives. They frequently fuck after Valarr needs a moment of total control, Aerion happy to give, desperate to please Valarr

Aerion becomes convinced that the only way Valarr may think of him in a positive light, is if he dies for him. Maybe then, Valarr will remember him as someone willing to die honorably, not the man responsible for his fathers death

Eventually Valarr realises the only one he can trust is Aerion, the man who would kill someone for him and his honour. Valarr gifts him special armour and he becomes Valarr’s sworn sword, both being with each other ALL the time

They start to become more protective of one another and the hate fucks become softer, even after Aerion gets jealous of Dunk trying to swear loyalty to Valarr. Aerion still is the only one who can tame Valarr’s anger, being both a yapper in life and in bed, begging to please his king…

But yes, food for thought no?