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Can’t even declare my major yet cause I failed physics🙄🙄hater moveeee

#physics sucks anyways. and I can’t even take it over summer:)#I’m taking my 2 first year math courses and also. chem . and also…. philosophy…. ahhhh

evilalienmush

when you talk to people they kill you

Me and my cat r watching old Charlie streams #peakbro #notwatchingpeakbutthisispeak

#i love slimecicle #eden rambles #YAY ME AND MY CAT

t3a-gh0st

Hello????

Bf just said. When he had his old glasses he had a few people tell him he looked like slimecicle. Omg this explains so much dude …

#i love slimecicle #eden rambles

Sprained my ankle at party last night

#cause of course #it’s not like I’m packing all my stuff this weekend

euthanizedthatdoginme

We got tits installed on the intern. This will really boost morale! - Condi 2026

Meep. Mmmmmmeeeeeep. I’m high and it’s amazing:) meeeeep

#eden rambles

Why have 2 straight men asked me if I do sims eugenics what the fuck is hapening. What??? I said I liked DNA and he asked if I liked sims cause of that. Then said “like eugenics” sir you do not know what eugenics MEANS. WHY. I’d also like it to be know that I had no clue he was straight I forgot to check his dating profile. Being bi in this world isn’t built for me.

#eden rambles #dating apps r evil and I think people should approach me irl.#also I don’t really want to date anyone cause I’m aro basically but I really like attention so I’m on hinge #it’s rough out here

What if a guy just wants to be treated as a guy sometimes:( SUE ME. God forbid a guy want to wear form fitting clothes cause that’s what he likes wearing. God forbid. Whatevwrrrrr.

#hashtag he him day if you couldn’t tell.#eden rambles

Fun fact. If on my dating profile It says im genderfluid I probably don’t want to be called “girlie”…..

#it’s ok I’m v feminine looking I guess I’m just fed up💔💔💔💔#I’m not actually that upset jst v irritable cause period is soon. so #whatvwrrrrr #eden rambles

idontreallyknowwhat

hinge is scary. theres only so many queer women and apparently i know half of them.

#I K OW RIGHT #WHY DID IT SHOW ME EVWRYONE I KNEW FIRST BEFORE GOING TO PEOPLE I DONT KNOW

Pneumonia conquered I’m just too good

#MUAHAHAHAHA #I WIN #(after like a week of it I got antibiotics yay!)#(doctors kept saying yeahhh ur lungs sounds like pneumonia but the xray from a couple days ago)#so yeah it might’ve been pneumonia idk.#I als have bronchitis which is just my bronchial tubes r swollen and I can’t breathe #NO SMOKING FOR A LONG TIME IM SO SAD #anyways Mwuah Mwuah bye #eden rambles

jkottke

The Color Game. “Humans can’t reliably recall colors. This is a simple game to see how good (or bad) you are at it. We’ll show you five colors, then you’ll try and recreate them.” I scored 39/50 but got a perfect score on one color.

#the other Ollie made us do and I got like 42/43 I think???#idk I just said the colour to myself and then did it #also said things like #it’s like that tile if it was darker and greener #so might not count but idc:)))

beetrootmountain

Omg you're locked in the tomb ? Answer these questions to get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is canonically the best, and most serious, and most

THE LOCKED TOMB PERSONALITY QUIZ OF ALL TIME

TOOK US A WHOLE YEAR TO MAKE

INTRIGUING AND ORIGINAL QUESTIONS

SHITTY DRAWINGS AT THE END

DETAILED RESULTS DESCRIPTIONS

Take it today!!! Share it!!! Spread the gospel!!!

#the one Ollie made me take 2 weeks ago omg #I got Nona #aparently (I’m currently reading harrow the ninth) doesn’t like eggs and I don’t like eggs so I’m happy w this

Told my dad about dnd but all stats start at 1 and he didn’t think it was a good idea… how did I end up with such a loser as a dad.. anything Charlie slimecicle does is automatically cool I don’t understand??? Like it’s jwri how could it not be cool and awesome

#eden rambles #jwri #i love slimecicle

rhatbog

new pfp sorry to all affected by this

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