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sam // 17 // he/him

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hey im gonna remake my blog later today like this post if u still wanna be mutuals

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[tofixtheshadows]

Look … I love, love Del Toro, The Shape of Water looks incredible, and it’s getting rave reviews, and I need to see it, but I absolutely can’t go to the movies. I just can’t sit down and watch that nice lady fuck Abe Sapien’s sexy cousin in a theater full of strangers. I’m not even going to be able to handle it myself 13 months from now when I get to watch it alone on my laptop. I love and respect all you freaks but I am not a monster fucker like the rest of you. And a fish? A fucking fish? You ever cut your hand by going against the grain of a fish’s scales? Hell no. Keep that away from my pussy. What’s his dick like? You don’t know. Could have spines. Not chancing it. 

[fullhalalalchemist]

not all of us are cowards

[elidaddyy]

Trying to do anything while dissociating. x

[aku-no-homu]

Visit Original Link

[echomortis]

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I’m glad everyone is cooling it with the vore jokes, the fetish joke thing gets beaten into the ground. I remember when spanking jokes were popular and it was a real pain in the ass

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and that week where we everyone was making financial domination jokes really took its toll on my patience

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and, ugh, the foot jokes. you guys really toed the line with those. whatever it wasn’t as bad as the self flagellation jokes so don’t beat yourself up about it

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for the record the frotteurism jokes really rubbed me the wrong way too

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[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

tttttturrr, tuuturuturuturruturuturturuurturturuurturuurutrutuuruurtrutrrutur Pee Peee wasd

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hey man you good?

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

p

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are you ok ryu?

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Don’t Talk me

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

this has got to be one of the best posts on tumblr honestly. the two styles of humor being employed here could not be more drastically different but they work together like a cheese and strawberries… magnifique

[smasheightynine]

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[normalshrimp]

me playing any rpg ever

[melhardt]

[sinnamonghoul]

Self care is going into a corn field at night to get abducted by aliens

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

the host greeting you at dennys is a cutscene and following them to a table is a quicktime event

[realest-asami-requiem]

what happens if you fail the QTE

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

trip and fall directly onto someone’s Grand Slam™ pancakes

[realest-asami-requiem]

does this trigger combat

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

yes

[goruma]

my brain: ur dumb/annoying/ugly

me: 

[miridai]

[ninetails-deactivated20240104]

*finishes 3 hour long movie*

who am i

[queentab]

[spectrealenko]

i just spent half an hour digging in my blog to find these pics bc i gotta know who this is and what this series is

[howdymynamesis]

HER/HIS NAME IS GAYLE AND I THINK THE SERIES IS CALLED GAYLE I LOVE IT