will u cuppa

have a roast—of maddie!

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remember when maddie thought that the palace made of chocolate in charlie and the chocolate factory existed? remember when she thought an *actual real life prince* made his wife a tomb out of chocolate but it melted?it's been 6 hours and im still creasing

jafkajfkjksjfkasjfk

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Remember when Maddie thought the chocolate palace from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was real

[laughs heartily]

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When sad always remember maddie trying to make friends on omegle and failing

i fixed it

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*gives you a blowtorch with the word "HAWOW" emblazoned on the side* go forth and do god's work

this isn’t a maddie roast 

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I NEVER SAID CUTTER

i nEVer sAId cUTteR

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Please tell me your fave thing about Maddie

highly flammable

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kings in cutter

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"""cutter"""

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Remember when maddie pronounced "couture" like cutter

remember when she also pronounced it “kosher”

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maddie is cool and doesn't even desERVE

mAdDiE iS CoOL aND dOesNT dEsERve

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remember when maddie tried to prank you and messed up the orange joke?

she messes up all jokes

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'member when Maddie asked a stranger if they liked Spirited Away and they left the room? I 'member

remember when a stranger left the room before maddie could even say anything

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um excuse

ur excused

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GANBATTY

me whenever maddie tries to make friends on omegle

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me, when maddie attempts to type in her password correctly for the 10th time: Gambatty

me when maddie attempts to type at all

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remember when maddie pronounced gambatte as gam batty

remember when she thought it was french