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Claus guess what!

I got you a skateboard!

Go have fun!

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#claus mother 3 #mother 3 #ask #mother 3 claus #hello i am not dead i promise im not dead im not dead im not dead im not dead im not dead im not dead im telling you ive #ive been alive this whole time youve gotta believe me #do i look dead to you? yes? well youre mistaken because i am very much incredibly undeniably alive #i am not a deserter i promise #i am not like the most peculiar man. my gas is very much off and my windows are VERY open #hey have you ever bothered to see how long your toe hairs are because i think you should. my toe hairs are long and spindly and cool #see i told you im not dead. nerds. dweebs #I AM ALIVE. JOHNNY 5 IS ALIVE. I AM NOT A GUN AND I AM WHO I CHOOSE TO BE #MY BODY IS A TEMPLE AND I AM NOT DEADdisassemble

why do u have a chunk of metal on your face? why did they put it there? and why isn't hair like... growing around it?

this dream has been going on for at least a year now

#mother 3 #claus mother 3 #ask #lucas mother 3 #fuel mother 3 #fuel smells awful its really bad

DEAR, CLUSA

Do u smonk weed?

i prefer my plants raw

#claus mother 3 #mother 3 #ask #hello i am alive again

Do you see differently between your left and right wyes

i have a very special picture of the mouldy one in a small plastic container, but i'd like to keep my blog unreported thank you very much. dont know why anyone would report me though, its literally just what wine's made of

#claus mother 3 #mother 3 #ask #mother 3 claus #lovely mouldy eyeball #man i'd love to share that picture

Son those teeth of yours are goddamn mank. I hope you get regular dental check ups

that's not a veey nice thing to say, i am a pioneer in dental hygeine and take very good care of my teeth

#claus mother 3 #mother 3 #ask #mother 3 claus #woah egad mother 3 #earthbound #dental hygiene #i like the dentist very much because they make my face go all numb and crumbly

i dont yhink i have ever smelled something as awful as

Hey Claus. You're my fav. How do you deal with the Immense Trauma (tm) you've gone through? Tips and tricks appreciated

i don't know what immense trauma is but i sure do know what skin grafts are—they're super swaggy epic and are really cool for when you get cuts and stuff, 100% recommend getting one

#claus mother 3 #mother 3 #ask #mother 3 claus #earthbound #woah egad mother 3 #skin grafts are so epic holy crud crap #pndnoendid

Ever thought of eating mud?!

I bet it fun

i am 98.79% mud and have been since birth, only losers have never eaten mud before. it's literally the salt of the earth, food doesn't tend to get better than that

#claus mother 3 #mother 3 #ask #mother 3 claus

#claus mother 3 #mother 3 #ask #mother 3 claus #woah egad mother 3 #gingers (do not) have souls 🤬🤬🤬

Hey Claus, do you still enjoy playing with Dragos?

once a drago dudeski, always a drago dudeski hell yeah 💪💪 they're all big and epic and strong and swag, if you ever miss out on an opportunity to hang with them then consider your life pointless

#claus mother 3 #mother 3 #ask #earthbound #mother 3 claus #woah egad mother 3 #dragos are so epic #i love them so much they're just so swaggy and cool

what features do you have on your arm and such?

nothing special really, it's just an arm. oh and it has no nerves so i don't have to worry about when i trap my fingers in doors. i asked the Doc to take everything prissy and annoying out before i went home

#claus mother 3 #mother 3 #ask #mother 3 claus #mother game #mother series #earthbound

-wacks you with a long ruler-

yum

#claus mother 3 #mother 3 #ask #egad #i like to eat metre sticks #they're really quite delectable #i'd 100% recommend you try them some time #KS1 flavour is my favourite though because they have extra bogeys wiped on them

Thoughts on Pigmask Army?

the Pigmask soldiers are pretty swaggy when you get to know them but the army itself is rubbish, absolute dog water, CRUDOLA crud. i'd rather wear socks than have to work for them again eugh

#claus mother 3 #mother 3 #ask #pigmask #dr andonuts

rarEARZR rfatzgq ztwk Rrara RrrararRararararRaArRaRawavatts rurh RUH ruh. ruh. hrurhrhu. B U H.

ruh

#claus mother 3 #mother 3 #mOTHER 3 PLSUHEIS RATSRWRSRAR motehr 3 i love mother 3 #RURHR ufh #rrurrruhh #yucky cullowse #don't mind the picture of oneself #teeheedhbru duehaugsidjwpdkw #RARRARARRARARARAEA I CABT TAKE YHIS ANYMFOE MOYEHR 3 MOYEJT 3 #grugr urg #pLease im losing it

you are absolutely gross eugh yuck go get a shower you greasy human being, you crusty homunculus, you parasitic worm, you egg laying mole rat, you bear some of the most incomprehensible amounts grime in human history, this is unbearable, now please go wash your toes before your catastrophic stench ends the world you infected fingernail

#claus mother 3 #mother 3 #i am disgusted by your foul odour #please get away from me yuck

Hi Claus, how's life hanging?

thsi is the best dessision ive ever maed, im the claushanger and nobody hang sbeter then me

#ask #claus mother 3 #mother 3 #earthbound #hell yeah im a coat hanger now yyeyeeeeee

eyup it's a real person woah, not actually Claus EGAD!! ok just want to clarify this, so here's 10 reasons as to why i will smite any shippers who interact with this page:

1) Shipping kids is gross

2) Only canonical ships are tolerable here (e.g, Hinawa x Flint and Black Sesame Seed x White Sesame Seed and things like Ness x Paula etc. only things that are done right and would actually make sense, like Jeff x Tony where they're like best friends but a bit closer, no kissing or yucky stuff at all thabk you very much)

3) Love and romance is very eugh yucky disgusting gross

4) Ness and Lucas don't even know who eachother are because Ness is most likely quite literally dead when Lucas was born, and even if they were around at the same time, Lucas would probably hate him. And Claus literally eats mud and calls couples "gooey goblins with smelly breath", why would he want to be one himself like broski 😭

5) I would rather die than interact with shippers

6) The Mother community must remain cleansed of yucky shipping

7) Shipping is straight up nasty, leave them alone

8) I don't wish to associate with people who ship characters at all, ever, in any series at all i dont care

9) I just don't like it at all so keep it away from here

10) eugh

i will instantly block any people who i think ship characters from the Mother series because i don't want you on my page, sorry not sorry broskies. i won't answer any asks from shippers either, unless i myself don't think "EUGH YUCKY THAT SHIP IS GROSS GO AWAY" so you can still submit one idc. however, if you are one of those gross Nesscas, Ninten x Ness, Ninten x Lucas, Clausten or.. i dont even want to think about that other one, then please bugger off you disgusting little maggots, you don't get any stupid Claus content that i put time and effort into eeughhhh

if you read all of this then cheers, that's swag of you now I SHALL GO BACK TO CLAUSING NOW THANK YOU RRUURHRUFURURUHRUFHRURURURUURRARSRARARRARAAAAA

#no shipping #go away dirty grimey shippers yuck

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