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This genuinely might be my favorite edit. I think it's the one that actually got me into the sharks.
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takedown - macklin celebrini
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This genuinely might be my favorite edit. I think it's the one that actually got me into the sharks.
If you want Mack to stop chasing the puck like a madman every shift he has, just hit will apparently đ (this is a joke!!! I am not putting that into the universe) but damn, dude just fully left the puck immediately
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i was, in fact, not ready (x)
love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks
yeah ik some of the comments in that video made me kinda sad đđ like yes itâs nice to see so many sharks fans (esp of the youtube comments demographic) say hell no weâre keeping will but likeâŚ. yall know he played at a 70 pt pace as a skills-heavy sophomore in the nhl right? yall know he was the second highest point producer despite missing like thirteen games right? yall know he is one of the highest performing forwards in the like the past three fucking draft classes, right??? đđđ
no exactly and whats killing me is that some of these people seem to think will has earned mack's respect because they make tiktoks together and have fun off the ice...? likeeee mack has bonded with will this much and respects him this deeply because he's a good hockey player first and foremost and everything else comes after that. mack would hate a will trade not just because they're best friends but because will is literally the second most skilled forward on the team đ and these are the dudes that hold mack up as this future captain and talk about how smart and driven he is and then completely fail to apply that understanding to how he evaluates the people around him. it's also one of my biggest gripes with warso's whole will lacks compete narrative. do you genuinely think macklin celebrini of all people would get this close to someone he viewed as careless or not passionate enough about hockey? be serious!!! mack respects the hell out of will because he sees the player he is
âtelling Celebrini that you're gonna trade Smith is like telling Superman you're gonna trade Louis Laneâ
another case of dudebros rpfing out in youtube comments
https://youtu.be/H_iVksF9izA?si=XWOONjQ3g9DmvK0h
i'm in tears..... pens game changed these dudes lives (same)
"[Will Smith] is half [Macklin Celebrini's] soul as the poets say." - RandomPersonOnTheInternet, basically
even when they're fighting the good fight to put respect on will's name they can't resist rpf-ing out a lil
Ilya is so lucky that Shane proposed. Ilya would have been a nervous fucking wreck for the entire day beforehand. Wake up in the morning. Look in the mirror. Today's the day. Sob. Breathe. Okay I'm good! Turn around and Shane's hair is all in his face, still asleep on Ilya's pillow. I am NOT good. Cold shower. Breakfast that Ilya does not eat. Morning jog wherein Ilya runs like someone is chasing him. Lunch that Ilya does not eat. Drive out to the cottage. Make Shane pull over because Ilya needs to dry heave on the side of the road. "Baby we don't have to drive out today if you're not feeling well." "NO WE HAVE TO." Get to the cottage. Immediately send Shane on some kind of extended fool's errand. Shane wants to stay because Ilya is SHAKING and he is so worried. "No my love I'm fine it's just the breeze off the lake haha." It's thirty fuckig degrees Celsius. Shane finally gtfo's. Yuna, David, Rose FUCKING Landry all descend to help Ilya set up. Well. Ilya is supposed to be helping but he is standing on the deck fully dissociating. Yuna brings him tea. "Are you going to throw up the tea?" "Yes probably." Yuna takes away the tea. 800 electronic tea lights on the deck. In a parallel Ilya has no way of understanding, he both puts on and takes off a suit. Yuna fixes his curls into the hockey boy quasi-mullet that magnetizes Shane's fingers to Ilya's hair and says, "Oh, you're so handsome!" Ilya cries big fat tears. David tells a story about how his proposal to Yuna almost didn't happen because David went to the hospital for heart palpitations that morning. Thank You David That Does Not Help Even Remotely. Ilya slav squats on the lawn for twenty minutes. Shane's car pulls up in the driveway and everyone hides while Ilya vibrates in the entryway. Shane has no less than thirty grocery bags hanging from his arms, still complaining about why the grocery service cancelled their delivery last minute. Ilya leads Shane and all thirty of his grocery bags onto the deck. Shane is doing his favorite thing (bitching) and his second favorite thing (Follow Ilya) so he doesn't notice his own mother tiptoing behind him collecting the grocery bags he drops like breadcrumbs. There is an Oscar-winning actress hiding under his sofa and Shane does not notice because Ilya takes him on the deck and drops to his knees and Shane is like, "Haha, right now?" and then he sees that Ilya has a look on his face like he's just been told the sun is never coming up again and he has his hands on Shane's knees and he is saying, "Shane. Please?" and Shane puts his hands on his head and says "Oh my God baby what's happening to you" as Ilya melts and melts and then from the depths of the cottage someone who sounds a lot like Shane's very own father is whispering "The ring the ring" and when he looks back down Ilya is fumbling a ring box out of his pocket. The first picture of their proposal is Shane glaring into the middle distance with a hand cradling Ilya's curls like a baby while Ilya ugly sobs into his knee.
biblically accurate ilya rozanov proposal
Do you ever think about how so much of the deadly anti-science rhetoric that fills America today and is killing countless vulnerable people can be directly traced back to one fucking guy who decided to just straight-up lie about vaccines causing autism because it would make him a profit? Do you ever think about that? Because I think about it a lot.
will's chain now features a rosary ring alongside his standard cross and saint christopher medallion (nov. 23)
chain update, (jan 29th): rosary ring still on, but the cross is gone.
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Mack has a chain.
June 10th, 2026
THIS COULD NOT HAVE COME AT A BETTER TIME. THANK YOU.
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i love the âhollanov has a crush on carter vaughnâ take not necessarily in a âi think they would invite him to watchâ way but more in a âilya would accidentally let it slip while chirping at shane to fluster him that vaughn is at the top of their âwouldâ list and vaughn is a little thrown off and straight so heâs like âare you guys asking?â and ilya laughs and pats his shoulder and assures him âabsolutely not, i do not share my shane, we just think you are good looking man, i like that you are pretty and fun and my shane likes that you are serious about hockey and have good grooming habits. is not serious, do not worry vaughny we will not be asking you to witness me and my beautiful husband everâ and vaughn low key is overjoyed about it, his teammates who are around and hear the exchange are sometimes like âthat doesnt bother you? you dont find that a bit weird?â but vaugh genuinely is just like ârozanov just called me pretty and fun enough to hang out with and hollander thinks im good at hockey and clean enough for him, you could hand me a nobel peace prize and it wouldnt come close to this achievementâ and eventually it gets out to the general public so vaughn is captioning his instagram posts shit like â#1 contender for being the hockey husbands third goes fishingâ despite shanes mortification about this getting out and vaughns clear delight with itâ way
ilya rozanov whoâs known to boston as the mysterious fuckboy from russia who chirps like heâs getting paid for it and is crazy good at hockey. one day a teammate is absent from a few games in a row and turns back up to practice with a fucking newborn and theyâre all in their hockey gear fawning over this tiny baby. then once everyoneâs said hi before practice, the crowd parts and ilyas just stood by the doorway, a literal deer in headlights staring at the bundle of blankets in his teammates arms and-
âdo you wanna hold him?â
ilyaâs moving forward before he can process the words and everyoneâs holding their breath as he gathers the newborn into his arms, pausing to take his gloves off first. itâs a few tense seconds before the baby babbles and shifts slightly before tucking his head into the crook of his arm and swiftly falling to sleep.
ilya looks up to see his whole team stifling grins, âi think weâve found the new babysitterâ and he bites back a chirp because he doesnât want to wake the baby heâs holding so delicately to his chest.
heâs stuck on the sidelines for the whole practice while he rocks the baby through the slams against walls, waving its little arm towards its dad when it eventually wakes up.
and yeah pictures surface soon after of fucking rozanov staring down at the baby in his arms with the fucking softest eyes and twitter has a field day proving heâs a softie at heart
shane sees the photos and had feelings that send him into the most intense panic attack of all time. the thought stays hidden in the back of his mind until heâs laying in his bed, at the cottage, with ilya draped over him and both of them are whispering i love you in every language they know and then the image crawls out of the recesses where he shoved it and holy fuck that might be possible one day holy fuck
I read your takes on McKenna and honestly i agree, he kinda feels like a version of Will but with a way higher offensive ceiling. It actually got me curious though, what do you think about Smithâs development so far, and what kind of player do you expect him to become?
And donât get me wrong, iâm not saying heâs gonna be a bust or anything. But if the sharks are actually serious about pushing for the playoffs next season, heâs gotta take a pretty big step forward, especially playing on the first line with Mack. Plus we all know Warso has lowkey called him out publicly already lol.
Honestly compared to the rest of his draft class, heâs doing totally fine, even pretty good. Itâs just that because the sharks have Mack, peopleâs expectations are naturally way higher. I donât really think itâs fair to compare every young playerâs development to Mack because realistically nobodyâs gonna look as good as him, maybe not even Misa. But at the same time, i think sharks fans would be lying if they said they donât subconsciously compare the other guys to Macklin.
Ok first of all I love this ask! Sorry for the delay, I wanted to really dig in with this one & I haven't had time.
So for starters, I wanted to say that I do really like McKenna as a player. Like he's so pretty to watch, silky mitts, crazy vision. I know he's dealt with a lot of noise over the past year especially & I hope Toronto is prepared to insulate him from that a bit. I hope he can billet with a current player & get eased into the NHL, and that they don't throw him to the wolves. And I hope fans have realistic rookie expectations for him.
Okay so moving on to a not-so-little essay I'm calling "In Defense of Will Smith-Hockey":
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God. âWeâre just more comfortable with each other.â Oh and i said iâm sure. Everyone read this article now. https://www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/nhl/san-jose-sharks/will-smith-stats/1931367/?partner=yahoo&=1
San Jose Sharks star Will Smith is a much better player than he was in his rookie year.
my salary predictions for the 2026-2027 san jose sharks
-john klingberg: $20.8 million (the maximum salary allowed)
-macklin celebrini: $16.90 per hour (california minimum wage)
-will smith hockey: one pair of bluetooth headphones