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PANSEXUAL PROBLEMS
• so you’re bi? • that’s not a real thing • it’s basically bi • so you will fuck anything? what about a turtle? • what do you mean I’m not your type you like everyone • what about him? don’t you think he’s hot? And as always • WAIT YOU LIKE COOKWARE
What happened?! (Oh god why did I get 8)
(the generator ships it, that’s why ^.^)
This was… An unexpected series of events to say the very least. Terezi certainly had not expected to start the morning and be tackled on the street just ten minutes later. She was not expecting to have her clothes torn off her and leave her just in supremely awesome dragon print underwear and her obnoxiously red bra. And she wasn’t just going to head home because heading home would mean walking down that same street again and possibly have the same thing happen over. So… There was only one obvious solution (to her at least) which was to head over to Eridan’s house and stand shaking and shivering on the doorstep as she hammered on the door furiously.
“I was showing concern for you freezing to death! Ugh, and I have to work tonight…” He paced around a bit, trying to formulate a plan. “Can I trust you for a few hours? There’s… Some stuff I need to go take care of in town and it wouldn’t be the best idea for you to tag along.”
“Yeah.” And she slapped his ass like the impulsive nerd she is, “And that was me showing concern for your bad taste in clothes! …. Are you wearing cargo pants? Wow, that’s kind of cute… I mean, stupid.” Who would trust her with anything? “Why? You gonna go deal out drugs or something? Why can’t I come?”
“Wow thanks for the compliment,” he jabbed, tucking something into his waistband and turning to face her. “OK, if you wanna come, fine, but you’re staying in the truck, capesci?” He brushed back his hair and hammered out a quick text on his cell. “If you’re going, we’re going now.” He held the door for her.
“Yeah, yeah, I’ll stay in then truck while you deal the drugs and beat up some thugs and pray we don’t get arrested because I am too young and too pretty to end up in some Orange is the New Black shit, okay?” And she headed outside, thinking that she wasn’t going to stay in the goddamn truck. She was a fucking superhero- the motherfucking Blind Justice- and she deserved to know what was going on.
eridan-g-ampora:
“I’m not dealing drugs, Tez.” He climbed up into the bed of his truck, and opened a bag containing shin and arm guards, a pair of goggles, and a pair of fingerless gloves. Donning these things, he got into the driver’s seat and put the truck in gear. “It’s a little more complex than that… An explanation may have to wait a little while, likely when I’m finished tonight and we’re back at the house.” He pulled away and headed towards the city.
“I want an explanation now...” She whined, crossing her arms, “What if we die tonight and I never find out that you were robbing a prostitute or something? I thought we were in cahoots, Ampora. I deserve an explanation ‘else I’m gonna call my Mom and tell on you.” Okay, so she couldn’t exactly carry out that threat but still... “She could sue your ass out of the country if you don't tell me what's going on.”
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when in doubt draw more people in funny shirts :^)
i fucking laughed so hard
KISS MEME
Send me a number and a pairing, and I’ll sketch it for you! 1. “Good morning” kiss 2. Kiss on the forehead 3. Drunk/sloppy kiss 4. Awkward kiss 5. Angry kiss 6. “I’m sorry” kiss 7. “I’ve missed you” kiss 8. Seductive kiss 9. “War’s End” kiss (see how adorable it looks HERE) 10. “Goodbye” kiss 11. “Spiderman” kiss 12. Kiss on the nose 13. Kiss on the ear 14. Kiss on the neck 15. Kiss on the back 16. French kiss 17. Shy kiss 18. Surprised kiss 19. Sad kiss 20. “Doing the do” kiss
Two pride dragons today! :D
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hot damn
↖ nothing i just wanted to show you how cute my icon is
Fluff Meme: Cuddles Edition
“Mm…you’re warm….”
“You are ridiculously comfortable…”
“Awe! But I don’t want to get up….”
“Get back here and cuddle with me…”
“Nope! You’re my prisoner today…”
“I’m tired, come to bed and cuddle with me please?”
“Well I guess I could come over there and cuddle with you for a bit…”
“Well if it’ll make you feel better…”
“A little cuddling won’t kill you, I promise.”
“It’ll be warmer if we cuddle together….”
“I’m sorry babe; I’m just not in the mood today, could we cuddle instead please?”
“I always sleep better when you’re here with me…”
“Why don’t we just relax and cuddle all day, hmm?”
“I’m really sore today, could we just take it easy and cuddle today please?”
“Somehow cuddling with you is even better than I expected it to be…”
“Can we cuddle for a bit please? I’m feeling kinda down…”
“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
questions about your character.
♥ - What does ‘love’ mean to them? ♠ - What are they afraid of? ♦ - What is one thing about them that they are most proud of? ♣ - What is one thing that they find embarrassing? (About them, others, things in general) ★ - Do they prefer daytime or nighttime and why? ☾- Are they prone to nightmares or dreamless sleep? ☼ - Something that/Someone who makes them happy. ☁ - If they’re caught out in the rain how do they react? ♪ - Are they musically inclined? ♫ - What kind of music do they enjoy? ✓ - How do they react to praise? ✕ - How do they handle rejection? ☺ - Do they prefer sour or sweet treats? ❄ - Favorite season and why? ☮ - Do they have an idol or someone they look up to? ❤ - Do they have a love interest? ✖ - Who is someone they just cannot stand? ♔ - Do they value loyalty? ♕ - Do they trust easily?
What happened?! (Oh god why did I get 8)
(the generator ships it, that’s why ^.^)
This was… An unexpected series of events to say the very least. Terezi certainly had not expected to start the morning and be tackled on the street just ten minutes later. She was not expecting to have her clothes torn off her and leave her just in supremely awesome dragon print underwear and her obnoxiously red bra. And she wasn’t just going to head home because heading home would mean walking down that same street again and possibly have the same thing happen over. So… There was only one obvious solution (to her at least) which was to head over to Eridan’s house and stand shaking and shivering on the doorstep as she hammered on the door furiously.
“I was showing concern for you freezing to death! Ugh, and I have to work tonight…” He paced around a bit, trying to formulate a plan. “Can I trust you for a few hours? There’s… Some stuff I need to go take care of in town and it wouldn’t be the best idea for you to tag along.”
“Yeah.” And she slapped his ass like the impulsive nerd she is, “And that was me showing concern for your bad taste in clothes! …. Are you wearing cargo pants? Wow, that’s kind of cute… I mean, stupid.” Who would trust her with anything? “Why? You gonna go deal out drugs or something? Why can’t I come?”
“Wow thanks for the compliment,” he jabbed, tucking something into his waistband and turning to face her. “OK, if you wanna come, fine, but you’re staying in the truck, capesci?” He brushed back his hair and hammered out a quick text on his cell. “If you’re going, we’re going now.” He held the door for her.
“Yeah, yeah, I’ll stay in then truck while you deal the drugs and beat up some thugs and pray we don't get arrested because I am too young and too pretty to end up in some Orange is the New Black shit, okay?” And she headed outside, thinking that she wasn't going to stay in the goddamn truck. She was a fucking superhero- the motherfucking Blind Justice- and she deserved to know what was going on.
What happened?! (Oh god why did I get 8)
(the generator ships it, that’s why ^.^)
This was… An unexpected series of events to say the very least. Terezi certainly had not expected to start the morning and be tackled on the street just ten minutes later. She was not expecting to have her clothes torn off her and leave her just in supremely awesome dragon print underwear and her obnoxiously red bra. And she wasn’t just going to head home because heading home would mean walking down that same street again and possibly have the same thing happen over. So… There was only one obvious solution (to her at least) which was to head over to Eridan’s house and stand shaking and shivering on the doorstep as she hammered on the door furiously.
“I was showing concern for you freezing to death! Ugh, and I have to work tonight…” He paced around a bit, trying to formulate a plan. “Can I trust you for a few hours? There’s… Some stuff I need to go take care of in town and it wouldn’t be the best idea for you to tag along.”
“Yeah.” And she slapped his ass like the impulsive nerd she is, “And that was me showing concern for your bad taste in clothes! .... Are you wearing cargo pants? Wow, that’s kind of cute... I mean, stupid.” Who would trust her with anything? “Why? You gonna go deal out drugs or something? Why can't I come?”
The Signs Dealing With Crying People
Aries: please stop????? stop??
Taurus: ok but... it could be worse
Gemini: ur just overreacting ok it'll be fine
Cancer: *is crying*
Leo: I am so uncomfortable right now ...
Virgo: *backs away slowly*
Libra: aw honey don't cry you're too pretty to cry!!
Scorpio: who do I have to kill? what happened? I swear I'm gonna go to jail.
Sagittarius: this is so #emotional
Capricorn: wtf? gross? ur eyes r... raining?
Aquarius: #no
Pisces: *does something funny to try and help*