YOU LOS3!

#sharkinthewxter #S34 WH4T 1 D1D TH3R3

NO 1'M N4UT 4 HUM4N

W3LL 1 ONLY D1D 1T B3C4US3 SH3 TOOK FL4RP1NG TOO F4R 4ND FUCK3D UP MY FR1ENDS

mmm i heard of flarping back vwhen i vwas in alternia, vwe havwe something close to it but it lacks the fatal aspect. it used to be fun vwhen i vwas vway younger, but you knowv, people growv up.

1 STOPP3D FL4RP1NG FOR TH3 MOST P4RT, Y34H

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1f tumblr 1s so accept1ng then why 1s 1t that 1, a known al1en,

1 COULD T3LL YOU 4LL K1NDS OF STOR13S L1K3 TH4T 4BOUT MY FR13NDS 4LON3

don’t hold back on my account, this stuff is gold to me.

W3LL 1 ONLY D1D 1T B3C4US3 SH3 TOOK FL4RP1NG TOO F4R 4ND FUCK3D UP MY FR1ENDS

#sharkinthewxter #♎ ; ᴊᴜʀʏ sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ #greeter

sharkinthewxter has been called to the stand!

OH WOW 4NOTH3R HUM4N

1F YOU W4NT TO BUG M3 ON TROLL14N 1T’S gallowsCalibration

#ic

W3LL 1 M34N TH4T’S K1ND OF 4LL W3 DO 1 R1PP3D MY FR13ND’S 3Y3 OUT WH3N 1 W4S 4 WR1GGL3R

and that’s vwhy i study alternian history.

1 COULD T3LL YOU 4LL K1NDS OF STOR13S L1K3 TH4T 4BOUT MY FR13NDS 4LON3

1 R34LLY DON’T KNOW MUCH 4BOUT B3FORUS

yeah timelines are vweird like that. beforus and alternia are pretty tight, hivwemates, planetbros, except alternians don’t care much for beforan traditions, and beforans think alternians are hairy barbarians vwho only fuck and fight.

ah, my people.

W3LL 1 M34N TH4T'S K1ND OF 4LL W3 DO 1 R1PP3D MY FR13ND'S 3Y3 OUT WH3N 1 W4S 4 WR1GGL3R

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yes, that i am. i don’t know up from down, left from right.

#xrvinge #[[ thats alright tbh

YOU'R3 SUCH 4 D1S4PPO1NTM3NT JOHN

TH4T’S K1ND OF HONOR4BL3

damn straight, ain’t nothing like earning your place in life, instead a being handed shit by people higher on the ladder than you.

1 R34LLY DON'T KNOW MUCH 4BOUT B3FORUS

TH4T’S SO 4WFUL WOW ON 4LT3RN14 4N UND3R SCHOOLF3D H1GHBLOOD COULD B3 WH4T3V3R TH3 FUCK TH3Y W4NT3D

that’s just pathetic, i am not gonna take advwantage of my status, i’m gonna provwe i deservwe it.

so no one can strut in and tell me othervwise.

TH4T'S K1ND OF HONOR4BL3

H3H3H3H3 TH3 B4BY 1S G3TT1NG UPS3T

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oh, yes. i am so upset. i’m bawling and kicking my tiny feet. your insults are hurting me soooo much.

#xrvinge #♎ ; sᴛᴀᴛᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ #[[ tell me if i need to ease up bud

GOD YOU HUM4NS 4R3 SO P4TH3T1C 1 COULD B3 CULL1NG YOU R1GHT NOW 4ND YOU WOULDN’T 3V3N KNOW 1T B3C4US3 YOU’R3 *SO* STUP1D

vvolubilis replied to your post:vvolubilis replied to your post:i havwe vweekends…

are you on beforus

vvolubilis said: like presently

bingo.

dragonytes said: WH4T FR3SH H3LL DO YOU L1V3 1N WH3R3 4 H1GH BLOOD N33DS 3XC3SS1V3 SCHOOLF33D1NG

vwhat the cool cat said.

TH4T'S SO 4WFUL WOW ON 4LT3RN14 4N UND3R SCHOOLF3D H1GHBLOOD COULD B3 WH4T3V3R TH3 FUCK TH3Y W4NT3D

YOU'R3 ST1LL SO D3SP3R4T3 FOR SOM3ON3 TO W4NT TO TOUCH YOUR BULG3 1T’S P4TH3T1C, L1K3 YOU

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nowhere in there did i say i wanted anyone to touch it.