Coping Mechanism: Fandoms and Aesthetics

be my friend pls here’s a rock 🪨 any pronouns | not straight | virgo avid fan of a clusterfuck of queer shows

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did anyone else think aziraphale’s fake nose would fall off in the hell scene and that’s how he’d be caught spying lmao

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why’d i genuinely think human aziracrow would dine at the ritz after asa asked him out, girl in this economy?

1) it’s their first date 2) you need a reservation probably?? 3) a professor and a bookseller aren’t making enough money to spontaneously dine at the ritz PLEASE

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ITS THE GOOD PLACE ENDING ALL OVER AGAIN FUCK

AT LEAST ELEANOR AND CHIDI GOT TO SPEND ETERNITY TOGETHER FOR AS LONG AS THEY WANTED

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hot take maybe but i truly believe the real villain in the show was god. if she’s the real catholic god then she’s omnipotent omnipresent and omniscient, she KNEW EVERYTHING that was going to unfold, she literally MADE the book of life. she wrote that it would get stolen and exploited, she made it so that the afterlife system was fucked, she knew it would all come down to that last scene in the bookshop, she knew what their decision would be even before they existed!!!! and if she didn’t know and actually gave them their “privacy” then that’s just not the accurate god in the bible lol

my point is i’m just mad at her for not bringing “our” aziraphale and crowley together for eternity. that’s pretty homophobic

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we aren’t giving enough attention to when jesus first met harry the fish,, hb saw a hand being extended to him and thought the best way to approach that would be to touch fingertips no questions asked

cutest fucking thing i’ve ever seen bilal hasna you’ve done it again

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i’m so fucking scared to watch good omens 3, i’ve literally blocked it everywhere

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watched it.

nearest phone booth, 10pm, answer on the third ring. we’ll be in touch.

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jesus being woken up and immediately asking and reminding aziraphale about his fuckass situationship will never not make me laugh, bilal hasna you are so loved

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i’m so fucking scared to watch good omens 3, i’ve literally blocked it everywhere

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i just know grace and rocky are going to be linguistically unsalvageable after so long alone together in such a high stress environment.

the mixing of eridian and human languages (and not just english! even english speakers use phrases from other languages! youre telling me grace isnt c'est la vie-ing this entire goddamn trip?) and idioms and body language and various non-word sounds is going to be a sonic nightmare for humans and eridians alike.

in the short window of the story they've already morphed several, now multiply that across the entire trip!

i keep thinking about rocky picking up gesticulation from grace, but on erid it's the equivalent of a human talking with a hand in front of their mouth.

and i shudder to imagine all the scientific short hands they come up with to speed up research! hey rocky thanks for solving the astrophage problem too bad no one knows what the fuck you're trying to explain to us!

manners! social customs! they're fucked!

their shitty little culture of two

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the scene where Rocky runs off to get a clock, and Grace kinda just stands there waiting and apologizing for talking so much while Rocky bops back into the screen, just chirping away--and we know those aren't idle sounds. it's language. it's Rocky talking, just as much as Grace is talking. Rocky has been so, so alone for so, so long and meets this creature who makes so much noise all the time, and even though they're sort of talking over each other it must be such a comfort to just have something to talk at, to have something talk at him. imagine if Rocky had known that Grace was apologizing for being the sole beacon of sound and life Rocky has come into contact with in five decades.

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Y’all I’m screaming

[icecreamsandwichofficial]

Rose Landry highest self esteem of all time. she has mediocre sex a couple times with a guy who seems not all that into it and goes "hm. Well, I'M definitely not the problem. the only possible answer is that he is Gay."

impeccable reasoning, no notes.

[sheisraging]

yes good.

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lesbian heated rivalry wouldn’t be in hockey because there are already many out queer women in hockey due to the fact that hockey is viewed as a men’s sport. the whole reason hockey is captivating for mlm is because it is a toxically masculine sport and the idea of having out queer men in that sport is surprising (requiring them to stay closeted/have situationships/etc), whereas it is not nearly as surprising for queer women. therefore, lesbian heated rivalry would actually occur in a setting like ballet, gymnastics, or some other stereotypically feminine sport (that has toxic feminine standards) where queer women are not as visible. in this essay i will

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Conversation carried out throughout the shift

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Only been watching The Pitt for a few days but Mel King is THE best autistic character ever written in a medical drama. She doesn't "make connections no one else can" or "just see things differently" or any other Savant with Special Abilities stereotypical bullshit, she's a resident physician who's exactly as intelligent and capable as any other resident physician in the same year. She hates unnecessary yelling because it's loud and annoying, not because she's completely incapable of handling conflict. She usually keeps her stimming subtle enough to hide but sometimes she can't. She loves having a furry critter to pet. She accommodates an autistic patient by lowering the lights and closing the doors because she understands the sensory nightmare of an active medical setting. She speaks in a straightforward and honest way but she isn't an overtly rude inconsiderate asshole. She misses some jokes and takes things too literally on occasion but she does have a sense of humor and she is funny. She speaks up against misinformation and parent panic about autism and other developmental disabilities. She has emotions. She looks at a video of a lava lamp on her phone to chill. Doctor Mel King you have my entire heart

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the absolute irony of joe resenting kate for not wanting murder which is the exact thing he loathed love for when she was willing to match his freak and kill for the family...

sir you had your soulmate and you KILLED HER.