Trust me, I'm a rock

Infinite chocolate man, take me by the hand

[lysistratas-moved-blog-blog]

yes i am girl

yes i play hoop with stick

gir l gamer

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only 1400’s kids will get this

[threehundreddollars]

i wish i was an italian farmer pushing my wheelbarrow full of fruits and vegetables down a gravel path on the side of a hill towards the market in the center of town and didnt know what a tide pod was

[oddishtea]

[boss-man-bing]

[just-shower-thoughts]

we all have about 2 mins to live, but taking a breath resets the clock

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[seagramsgingerale]

Me after using duolingo for a month

[dennys]

[shitposting-extraordinaire]

Sometimes I think tumblr’s midwest jokes are too on the nose but then I remember I live five miles away from a field of identical 8 foot corn statues

[satirizing]

delete this

[anorganisch-deactivated20171123]

from the google reviews for it:

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Fun fact: I grew up in a town that had an annual corn festival.

[karnalesbian]

giant girls make do

[hotvampireadjacent]

my town has corn fest too

[satans-ugly-daughter]

mine does as well

[lillyjadethings-deactivated2019]

[bears-official]

DEPLOY THE BOY

[antonnizhny]

[just-for-grins]

[cravings]

im screaming

[walterwhitemediocrity]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[roughromanshit-deactivated20200]

[forgamers]

[steelreservehighgravitylager-de]

someone make the outside of the car minecraft

[p0ppplio]

[peashooter85]

Who would you chose for a family baby sitter?

Megan

—Honor roll student

— 2 years babysitting and childcare experience

— 1st chair clarinet player

— Wants to go to college to be a pediatrician

Sandy

—Star high school Athlete

—Plays Volleyball and Basketball

—Recommended by neighbors

—Gold Award Girl Scout

Rasputin

—Claims to be able to heal diseases and predict the future with magic powers.

— Immune to poison and resistant to bullets

— Favorite pastimes include orgies and alcoholism

— Might have sex with your wife

[3xosc]

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