ONE WHO SHINES

[THEY/THEM] (#pkmn irl) PROBABLY knows more about fossil Pokemon than you

[drcaris]

“Those who shine are not always appreciated in the right time and place”

PALEONTOLOGY PHD • FOSSIL POKEMON AND TIMELINE RESEARCHER

in-character oc blog

OOC:

CARIS: smug 30 yr old (OC is 30 not me lol) who represents soft resetting, though they just use it to meet shiny fossil pokemon they relate to

FROM: Unova, STUDIED IN: Hoenn, CURRENTLY: Alola

main is @citydive​, art blog is @rosedevoir​, other pkmn irl blog is @warrenvalentine​

tags, replies, asks, and art are always welcome!

[mollyjames]

I'm so sorry ma'am, yes I know your car was attacked by a Sudowoodo and your policy does cover damage from Rock types, but our system has it listed as a Grass type. There's nothing I can do.

[mollyjames]

Ma'am your pokemon has a ×4 weakness to ground type. We can't insure that- graveler are too populous here and look at its defense scaling. Have you considered investing in an air balloon?

[mollyjames]

I know it's tedious ma'am, but if you teach your pokemon at least one HM that will qualify you for our Expidition Bonus, which gives you a 10% discount on your policy and provides coverage for natural disasters

[mollyjames]

Ma'am that's our EXP-All plan, you have EXP-Share which only covers one additional pokemon

[mollyjames]

I'm sorry ma'am our company is no longer providing accident or disaster insurance in your area. For more information you'll have to speak with the Absol and Xatu in our Calamities department.

[drcaris]

" Butt mogged these zoomers"?

Team mogged these trainers?

Starter mogged these youngsters?

Thought mogged these thinkers?

[kosmogrl]

[realpokemon]

things that ARE appropriate during pride month: - taking your (crowd-safe) pokémon to pride - giving your pokémon flag accessories or using non-toxic dye - destroy transphobe with hyper beam

things that AREN'T appropriate during pride month: - recruiting the leaders of several terrorist organizations from alternate timelines where they've killed millions of people and harnessing the power of their various legendary pokémon to conquer all of reality

[realpokemon]

this post has put an interesting amount of hoennian ecoterrorist rpf in my inbox

[transparentfossil]

Raw Opals

[front-facing-pokemon]

[totodile]

this made me emotional ;-;

[guidancerune]

kabutops stares death in the face

[flabeyblade]

i’ll do you one sadder

[brandytusk]

THAT’S WORSE

[ebonydusk]

That’s so much worse

[drcaris]

HAVE I ever gone on about what;s going on in the Kalos region!? What kind of alternate paleontology are they coming up with!?

A "TRUE" form of Aerodactyl? Unbelievable! Out of the question! That's no natural evolution stone that I'M aware of!

[joy-yet-again-deactivated202410]

[markvomit]

[pokemon-cards-hourly]

[pokemonshelterstories]

baby lapras hatched at the academy nursery. peace and love on planet earth.

[drcaris]

I didn't realize my uncle was a director at some famous school...? Looking into it, I recognized one of the new staff members they're welcoming next semester.

It's chilling, right? To see where an old friend is now? I Feel like I would've once felt more anger, especially how he turned on my ideas , but...

I don't know. I have PLENTY of energy in me, just not willing to put it towards that. I don;t care. He's some botany professor now. Good for you.

........

All the more reason for me to do my OWN thing and not buckle under some pressure to join academia after it ABANDONED me!

[drcaris]

Ball s reveal

[drcaris]

WHAT WAS WRONG WITH PARAS WITH BEAMS? In lieu  of this missing image, I have created one of Dear Anorith instead. ENJOY!

[drcaris]

After a certain number of " New year new me"s, you get tired. It;s boring. It's a flat out lie! You and me BOTH know that that is NOT happening!

SO !

I RESOLVE, that I will get WORSE this year! By any means necessary! I;m going forward with so much conviction, that you will all DREAD that I meet my goals ! >:)

[drcaris]

FORGIVENESS!? What the fuck was I saying. Absolutely not. You will be seeing lengths of grudge and malice you have not even THOUGHT possible before!