acting like pokemon are real

that's what the blog is.

[realpokemon]

rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc

[realpokemon]

faq. main. commissions [closed]. ko-fi.

[realpokemon]

If I want to fly on my pidgeot, I’m assuming I need some kind of license to do that? If not that’d be kinda crazy

depends on what region you're in? some of them have really strict laws about flying mon (see: alola, paldea, oregon, etc) but otherwise your only restriction is whether you can get your hands on HM Fly and a pokémon that'll behave long enough to get you from one city to the next

[s-nnoh]

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

[realpokemon]

do you think shiny pokémon know they’re shiny. if so are they better or worse off in social situations for it

[realpokemon]

Hi so I'm currently on trip to Lumiose any tips thanks

in lumiose right now??? didnt you hear the news about the central city power outage that's preventing tourists from walking past the southern boulevard of lumiose. unlucky for you ig hope you find some random 10-12 year old to go save your vacation

[realpokemon]

Hey, I’m kinda bored so I’m gonna tell some legendary Pokemon where you live, I’m thinking either darkrai or landorus. Sorry for any inconvenience this causes you

nnhgunbghtnbg ;;., b vn

[realpokemon]

what the hell man

[realpokemon]

Hey, I’m kinda bored so I’m gonna tell some legendary Pokemon where you live, I’m thinking either darkrai or landorus. Sorry for any inconvenience this causes you

nnhgunbghtnbg ;;., b vn

[realpokemon]

Would anything bad happen if I (or a pokemon) drank a smoothie containing every single berry?

i mean it might not taste great since the flavors won't all go together, but if you're burned, paralyzed, confused, asleep, poisoned, frozen, in need of HP and PP, your stats are low, and you're weak to every single type then it's probably a great idea

[hylandude]

Finally a smoothie that'll fix this

[realpokemon]

Would anything bad happen if I (or a pokemon) drank a smoothie containing every single berry?

i mean it might not taste great since the flavors won't all go together, but if you're burned, paralyzed, confused, asleep, poisoned, frozen, in need of HP and PP, your stats are low, and you're weak to every single type then it's probably a great idea

[realpokemon]

People on tinkatok are wearing everstones to age slower. Are we cooked

psa to anyone thinking of trying this hack:

YOU 👏 ARE 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 POKÉMON 👏

YOU 👏 ARE 👏 HOLDING 👏 A 👏 ROCK 👏

[realpokemon]

my sylveon hates my bf for like no reason 💀 how do i make him stop

this should do the trick

[realpokemon]

why do midnight Lycanrocs always look so malnourished?

because you're comparing them to midday lycanroc??? which is a completely different variant of rockruff evolution??? like technically they're the same species but midday and midnight lycanroc can't be treated like the same pokémon when they literally have different standard stats and movepools

[realpokemon]

thank you for being alive rodney realpokemon

(takes a hit off a tynamo) i should get paid for this

[realpokemon]

the destigmatization of ghost types in the last decade has been a moderate success! unrelated: pokémon trainers deaths involving a mimikyu are at an all time high

[chunatic]

They're at an all time high but they're still not more likely to be involved in a death than a starter species or a slight majority of any given normal type.

Yes, increased interaction means increased ineptitude. It also means increased awareness of such ineptitude and so increased precautions, preventions & education.

[realpokemon]

What do you think of grimers and muks going extinct because of pollution solutions? And should I be concerned about the grimer I have?

i wouldn't worry too hard about it. while specifically kantoian grimer like to drink up factory wastewater and that's becoming a less habitable situation, they're a pretty resilient species that'll feed on any kind of waste or garbage buildup as long as humans are throwing shit away

temu HQ may just be the grimer promised land

[realpokemon]

the destigmatization of ghost types in the last decade has been a moderate success! unrelated: pokémon trainers deaths involving a mimikyu are at an all time high

[realpokemon]

Hey so like I noticed that your secret base is 1/16th of an inch larger on the inside than on the outside. What’s up with that

i mean this tree was probably never going to be super structurally reliable, considering it's just a house of leaves