Yifan had to admit, when he saw Jongin, he almost laughed. This was no challenger! Simply a wee babe who felt it necessary to get retribution for a prank that he, Yifan, had played earlier in the day. It was understandable, he supposed, but really, âJongin. Do you think you can best me? Weâve been in this brigade together for years and how many times have you been listed before me?â
The answer was at least ten, but that meant nothing to Yifan at the moment. âLetâs not forget who aced the last couple of flight exams we had.â Also Jongin. âAnd I donât believe a medal for eating the most pie during the fall festival hangs above your mantle now does it?â That one was true. âSo I donât know what you think will come of this. But if you seriously feel that this is what you must do to maintain your manhood, I will oblige you.â
From his place in the caverns, Yifan felt Puropuseth bristle. Do you ever hear yourself talk? I swear, sometimes I think I should have left you in the backwoods I found you in.Â
âBut would you be having as much fun as you are now, my dear little dragon?â
Iâm by no means little.
âItâs all a matter of opinion.â
No, literally Yifan. Iâm 12 tonnes. Donât be dumb.
Yifan snipped the mental connection with his dragon off and smiled cheekily at his opponent. He had closed the gap between the two of them as he had bantered momentarily with Puropuseth, so now he stood before his friend, a serious glimmer forming in his eyes. âAlright Jongin.  If this is how you feel this must be done.. then we shall do this the way men do.  We shall do this the way our ancestors before us did.  The way their ancestors before them did⌠and the way the first weaklings did before they discovered fire and how much taking a shower helped themâŚâ The white haired male dropped to his knees, shuffling forward to rest his elbow along the top of the bale of hay.  "Arm wrestling.â
âYou talk like youâre an eighty year old man with seven children and a gut as big as your ego. I guess your present this year will be a walking stick. Especially because youâll be so crippled with despair after your loss that not even your arrogance will be enough to keep you standing.â Ye old shit-talking: Jonginâs specialty.
He canât help but snort in disbelief at the way this is all turning out, half tempted just to flick the otherâs broad forehead and be done with this nonsense.Â
But heâs just as immature as Yifan, knees soon connecting with the dirt and hay once more scratching at his arms as he settles himself. âYouâre on. Best of three- loser has to go skinny dipping on the coldest night of Winter and they have to stay in the water for at least two minutes.â Concluding his bet with a challenging grin, cocksure and ready, he reaches out for his friendâs hand and grips it firmly.
âAlso, I hope you know that regardless of how this turns out, youâre going to be cleaning my boots. Theyâre waiting in your room. Plus, I may or may not have hidden some ripe fruit somewhere in your quarters. Good luck finding it but be thankful it wasnât a discarded fish carcass I found in the scrap pile.â













