Dreams and Nightmares in equal proportion

I only made this account to ship Tina & Zeke | 33f | NYC

[drcrushersgirlfriend]

there's nothing I've seen that's more impressive than a dude standing on the subway rolling a joint with both hands

[drcrushersgirlfriend]

I can't explain it but the LaGuardia fountain display feels like capitalist propaganda

[drcrushersgirlfriend]

Why does taco bell have such power over my brain chemistry

[drcrushersgirlfriend]

Are we finally ready to talk about the "always in the elementary school nurses office complaining of a stomach ache" to "adult anxiety diagnosis" pipeline

[drcrushersgirlfriend]

Someone was hotboxing the bus this morning. It's going to be a good dayy

[squebby]

Kevin McCarthy losing four five six consecutive Speaker of the House votes (so far) is legitimately one of the funniest things to ever happen. This is 2023's boat stuck in the Suez Canal. Something important has ceased working for the most hilarious possible reason and we are all watching desperate attempts to get it working again while secretly hoping it does not, and I think that's beautiful

[rythyme]

like sure it's terrible that our government is such a goddamn circus, but the GOP dug themselves into this hole so we might as well point and laugh. here are some of the funnier updates from day 2 of this shit show:

[rythyme]

Day 3 Updates - no changes obviously but plenty more clownery

[artbyeloquent-deactivated202602]

Okay but I looked it up and I'm screaming.

[ ID : A portion of an article for the longest Speaker elections. It says: 12. 34th Congress (1855-1857): Nathaniel Prentice Banks of Massachusetts. Voted House speaker on 133rd ballot. ]

We are not even close to the craziest one in history. How the hell did they endure 133 votes? I would just go home at that point.

[drcrushersgirlfriend]

It was 26 degrees warmer today than average

[drcrushersgirlfriend]

Trying to learn Spanish and French at the same time is so dumb because they pronounce 'r' in totally opposite ways 😭

[drcrushersgirlfriend]

I started playing Skyrim as a lawful good character; I wouldn't even think of stealing a salt pile. But a few weeks in, I found my true passion - decorating houses - and that I would do anything to make it happen.

[drcrushersgirlfriend]

Drunk texting happy new year to everyone I know 🥰

[ishikorokoroishi]

Photo by Ishikoro. Japan,2019.

Love & Peace!

[drcrushersgirlfriend]

One of life's little pleasures is taking all day to slowly get ready for an event that night. Drinking coffee and curling your hair, listening to Taylor Swift in a robe while doing your makeup, texting your friend who is also going to see what they are wearing.

[drcrushersgirlfriend]

The surrealism of Atlanta is too good

[headspace-hotel]

listen...Plants Are Free. an acorn will become a tree. Fallen leaves will become rich soil. The wild creatures and plants will come. You don't have to give them money.

I say this, not to deny that land, soil, seeds, and water are all made into commodities, but as a WAY OF RESISTANCE

The plants are your allies. They are fighting back every day, endlessly, clawing to return to the pavement and hard eroded ground, the abandoned lots and gravel piles left behind by the pointless and endless pursuit of profit. They are giving us seeds and nuts and acorns as gifts. The dandelions and blackberries are given to us freely by abandoned and neglected ground. Here, take this fruit and eat. Here, take these acorns and plant them. Here, take these leaves and protect and build the soil. Rest in my shade. Breathe my breath.

What do we do to survive the horrible machine, the wasteland, the all-devouring dragon? Listen to the plants. Observe them closely, learn their ways, and all of us, each of us, do the smallest things we can to be caretakers—grow and distribute the seeds, learn the names of trees and common wildflowers, protect the smallest patches of resistance in neglected corners of our neighborhoods. Take photos of any plant not planted by human hands, honoring the dignity of weeds. In the future, there will be no word for "gardener," because we will all be caretakers to whatever small or great extent we can.

[drcrushersgirlfriend]

[nyny-213]

Tina x zeke forever

Tina belcher deserves someone who loves her and doesn’t treat her like a second option. It’s dang near canon that he has somewhat of a crush on her too.

[drcrushersgirlfriend]

I only made this account to ship Tina & Zeke