Dr. Delicious' Evil Apples

A memoir of evil apples shenanigans. The third greatest Evil Apples player to ever live. (After Rachel from Louisiana swamps and Lordess Rurenthal of Canterbury)

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I ran her away

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"I don't know I never measured it"

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Classic Jelly. Always Fast.

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Satan only talks to girls, but loves going on long monologues.

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I miss Aurora my namesake.

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Some self reflection

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Sorcerer of Squirts Wetness Wonder Conjour of Moans The Lubeless Legend Lord of Orgasms Master of pleasure

MICHEL

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SNOOZAPALOOZA! Gotta love people bitching about missing a turn when they're the ones holding up a dirty inconsequential funny card game. Clearly 'Tracy' has a lot going on in their life for this to be such a priority.

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Roast of a Japanese Kinky Anime cartoon

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The Greatest Commercial for a snapchat ad since Geico's 1958 TV Ad - "Hella funny Stoner Memes, but only if we're vibing like that"

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Statistics and Gas. That's what happens when you watch too many World War 2 documentaries.

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The onomatopoeia was strong in this one.

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Flirting on EA 101 - Chapter 18. Turn their emotional unavailability into an attractive quality.

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Too bad Kerr never used windows. Apple users are always the ones with issues.