Dreadful&Peculiar

Ready to dive into the weirdest parts of the internet and see what it turns me into

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@braincoins You do realize that most of my tumblr usage is to fuck with you correct? Out of love of course :) #loveyoumom #fuckyourpussycat

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Manager vs Employee Pranking

My managers prank: Cracking a egg inside my apron pocket

My returning prank: Putting ketchup underneath his car door handle.

I need ideas on how to prank him again because I know a war has begun....

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Me : yeah I can finish my homework in 5 minutes

Lemony Snicket : Many things can be done in five minutes including enjoyable events such as confessing your love, opening a gift, or eating a delicious meal, as well as miserable events like death, a violent crime, or a severe anxiety attack... one thing that cannot be done in under five minutes is a ten page essay, a word which here means "a student's worst nightmare", and while I can assure you, dear viewers, that the boy would achieve one of these feats within five minutes, I am sorry to say it was not the essay, but rather the anxiety attack.