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Good on the Dream Daddy devs for putting in the cult ending in the update with an explicit message it’s non canon, let the people have their semi-satanic fun.

derezzedstar

normal human brain: it’s unfair and shitty to have a route for the closeted gay christian that ends with him being a murderous cultist

gay dumbass brain: hhhhhghgh cult priest daddy hot

trustnodaleks

Me playing the cultjoseph ending

BIG OOPS

BIG OOPS

I guess this blog is getting some traffic again. Thank you! I havent really touched it in a year tho since this fandom is kinda dead now lol. It was a great summer though. I'm happy to have seen it grow and vanish while i could.

#dream daddy

foxyclock

Me walking into my old college knowing full well im about to ruin a 40 yr old faculty member’s career by telling his dean that he sent me (a teenager at the time) a dick pic last semester

foxyclock

Thank you @ everyone for supporting me with this lmao i love you all

nightinngales

somebody: i changed urls–

me, who hasn’t been able to recognize anyone on my dash for years:

carbonfiberpersonality

Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

anz100

I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.

hexpress

californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95

cripples-r-us

Yeah I can personally vouch that a few drops of rain and all Californians will immediately slam on their breaks on the freeway. they lose their goddamn minds with any amount of water falling from the sky, I shudder to imagine how bad it could be here if it actually snowed….

And yes I’m from minnesota and I’ve definitely driven a stick shift while changing a CD while packing my pipe with weed while driving through a blizzard, and yeah probably eating as well.

willow-wanderings

idk i grew up in north cali and people would fucking barrel down the freeway at 80 in super thick fog you couldn’t see 3 feet in front of you in. fucking… air soup. and now i live in arizona and there is literally panic in the fucking streets if it rains for more than 30 minutes at one time.

aint-nothin-but-a-gorehound

i’m from alaska

i sorta feel like that explains itself but like. full whiteout blizzard, nine people crammed into a single cab truck doing 65.

going down an icy hill and spinning around in the middle of the road, flinging sandbags out the back, stepdad throwing his hands in the air going “wahoo!”

like. us northerners apparently don’t give a fuck about road safety.

hasbrotoys

this erases Chicagoans who are stupid as all fuck and have selective, seasonal vehicular amnesia, forgetting each winter what snow is and how to drive, so you you have a combination of some people going 10 mph on the toll or 85 and then crashing into the median

bigmoistkakyoin

Ripped sprites from level 18 (cultending.ink)

literallybyronic

anyway here’s a few spoopy glitched icons of everyone’s favourite lovecraftian adulterer

feel free to use, credit always appreciated but not required

gonna tag stuff to do with the cult ending as ddadds cult ending and/or ddadds level18 for people who want to blacklist

huerwin-erwin

boymilk-moved-deactivated201903

has this been done yet? ehh fuck it

LOUD WARNING

sunchipsss

“Whoa, I never meant to brag But I got him where I want him now Whoa, it was never my intention to brag To steal it all away from you now But God, does it feel so good Cause I got him where I want him now And if you could, then you know you would Cause God, it just feels so It just feels so good”