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sarah, she/her, 20's | this is a max blog. every other driver is subject to catching strays | likes/follows from odegoob

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ship of theseus x red bull golden boys

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https://www.tumblr.com/procrastinatingawaymylife/819435101730586624/his-greed-sickens-me-sickens-me-umbrella-in-his?source=share

Killsssss me that he has his own damn umbrella in his hands 😭😭😭😭 forget that his teammate is rightttt next to him with his own merc branded umbrella too 😭

good lord. endless greed

[procrastinatingawaymylife]

His greed sickens me. SICKENS ME

Umbrella in his hand too like????

[bbygirlverstappen]

temptation

(on ao3. lestappen. 3k. max in a tennis skirt.)

“Sure,” Alex agrees. “Do you wanna–” Something stops him in his tracks and his eyes widen. Charles hears someone laughing – howling. Gabriel. He turns around and– Max is marching across the padel court, cheeks flaming pink, as pink as– Well, as pink as the pleated tennis skirt he’s wearing. Gabriel appears to find it the funniest sight he has ever seen, slapping his thighs, almost teetering over in a fit of laughter. “Mate, I didn’t think you’d actually do it!” -- Max loses a bet and has to wear a skirt to padel. Charles has certain feelings about it.

[dannielricciardo]

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max using his instagram post to say yep race done congrats lewis AND yay dutch football team. efficiency king

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george fans are so funny man. anyone hates on the guy and its either 'you hate him cause he can speak in english' or 'you hate him cause he's a woman'💀

first man to suffer misogyny and xenophobia as a white english man

[jup1t33r]

are george fans watching a different man in a different sport i don't have access to or

[maxcore]

wdym the fia are still in lewis's garage and have been for over 20 minutes

[mclarengf]

just saw a tweet that said something along the lines of “george is so hated by so many f1 fans because he’s well spoken and articulate and they’re too fucking stupid to understand him” and yk what… that’s actually just it,, like op has hit the nail on the head there.

[countingstars-17]

max ❤️

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ok but like. can we get a max win please. idc about the rest of these bums give me my max victory PLEASE

[jup1t33r]

not everybody can drive onto the grass to overtake *shrug*

[jup1t33r]

who wore it better

[lost-in-fandoms]

Max at Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya on June 14, 2026 by Sander Koning

[formulahs]

okay so heres how max can still get the 5th this year

[lost-in-fandoms]

Max at Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya on June 14, 2026 by Mark Thompson

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british people should never be happy this is sickening