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sarah, she/her, 20's | this is a max blog. every other driver is subject to catching strays | likes/follows from odegoob

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ship of theseus x red bull golden boys

[repm4x]

funny to me when fans of other drivers talk about their wdc chances and use last year’s 104 point gap as a source of hopium. are they aware you need to be max verstappen to pull off that shit.

[scuderiamint]

im allowing carlos sainz to cook for a brief second and no longer than that

cuz idc how logistically impossible this system is, it sounds banger as fuck

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red bull ring posting a mysterious video about a classic ferrari, red bull racing being the only team to comment on it...could we be getting max in a classic ferrari. please

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BOOOOO

[caprifiles]

barcelona gp 2024 / miami gp 2026

[thissying]

[chaoscoric]

drawing max every day until he wins another race: day 2

[chaoscoric]

drawing max every day until he wins another race: day 7

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#he's so boy here -> usually he's very Mother to me but when he streams he gets to be Boy 🥰

boymother manwife

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I’m not a frequenter on this blog but istg a while ago you said you’re rate from New Zealand? Is this corrrct? If so tell the sheep I say hi!

yes I am kiwi! I don't currently live there but next time I am home i will greet the sheep 🫡

[thissying]

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Anyone have fic recs in which Max is repeatedly called cute? Neeeeeedddd it after that vid 😭

yes the fic is in social media format entitled verstappenalty.tumblr.com

[versainzscrapbook]

Yuki and Max 2021 😭💙

Cutieesss 😭💙

[mikadonian]

Max giggling for 7 and a half minutes and asking people if he's cute. Lord I am healed (x)

[thissying]

🎤 Hello

[thissying]

"What a goal! 😆"

[scuderiamint]

someone pet this man this instance